There was this old wives tale about family. The wisdom of old folks...
As it goes...there's this young newlyweds who were only left with the grandparents as family. The grandparents would always ask the young couple, when will they have babies as since everyone else in the village are showing babies after a year or two of marriage. As usual the young couple say that they have been trying but don't understand why she cannot conceive.
The young couple were leaving for the farm like usual in the morning. So grandma and grandpa decided to fake aches and cramps to teach the young couple.
Grandma told the the grandson that she was suffering terrible stomach ache this morning. The grandson rubbed her belly and back and waist for about an hour. He says, grandma it's all done, you should be fine now. Grandma says, there's still some more cramps lower. So the grandson rubs her belly going down lower. Grandma says that maybe it'll help if he rubs her buttocks too. The grandson does so as well. After another hour or so, well the grandson has completed it and tells Grandma that she must be fine now because she was so relaxed now. Grandma says, there's still some more cramps lower. Once again the grandson starts to rub Grandma again. He gets lower. Grandma says, you have to go lower still, the cramp is lower. Grandson follows Grandma's instruction and goes lower. Grandma keeps instructing him to go lower to reach the cramp spot until, until, until, his hands reaches a spot that's well in between her legs. Grandson says, Grandma there's nothing but a wet spot here and it's got a slit. Grandma says the cramp is inside of it. You have to rub it. Grandson follows her instruction. Grandson says, Grandma there's all this slime and juice coming out of it and you're breathing so heavily. Grandma says, that means it's working and soon the cramp will be taken care of as soon as you reach your whole finger inside of it. Grandson diligently follows her instruction. Grandma finally tells grandson the reason why they haven't have a baby yet. Grandson, at night you need to rub the cramp out of your wife just like this and you have to put your penis inside of your wife's punani!
Grandpa told nyab that he was having terrible leg cramps and he needed them massaged. She started with his feet, gave him an awesome foot rub. Worked her way up his calves and his thighs. After an hour or so, nyab says, Grandpa you should be fine now, it's all done. Grandpa says wait, there's still cramps up higher. Nyab rubs up higher worked around his hips and buttocks. Nyab says, Grandpa I've found the cramp, it's right in between your legs. Grandpa says, that's the spot, you have to rub it to make the cramp go away. Nyab diligently follows Grandpa's instruction. Nyab says, Grandpa you're breathing so heavily and the cramp is acting alive! Grandpa says, cramps are at the hardest before you can make them relaxed. You need to massage the area around it too then next put all of your hands around the cramp and stroke it gently up and down to make it go away. Nyab diligently follows Grandpa's instruction. Grandpa finally tells nyab the reason why they haven't have a baby yet. Nyab, at night you need to rub the cramp out of your husband like this and you have to put your vagina over your husband's pecker to relax it.
So the dutiful young couple follow the instructions to a que and soon afterwards she was pregnant. End of story.
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