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Offline lifemystery

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ in the Avengers?
« on: June 02, 2019, 10:01:15 PM »
What would of happen if Jesus Christ was in the movie? What abilities would Jesus Christ have?


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Re: Why didn't they put Jesus in the Avengers?
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Re: Why wasn't Jesus Christ in the Avengers?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2020, 12:49:30 AM »
Jesus point his finger at them then they'll freak out and cry. Just like Simon Peter sob at the corner when he realize Jesus's prediction came true as the rooster crow three times.  ;D

Jesus point at Spiderman and foretell his fate. Your Aunt May is bonking with Tony Stark's Chauffeur and all your life you'll be forever alone. Spiderman collapse to the ground weeping.

Jesus point at Ironman and "...". Your dad despise you all along. Ironman fell silence and felt discourage.

Jesus point at Captain America and "...". You're not gonna die at old age and you'll keep on living for eternity where you'll never get to see your precious love, Peggy Carter, in heaven. Capt. America go ape.


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