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Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2019, 02:34:12 PM »
Just for Hmong people in northern states...

Spell ICE backwards...LO L.

When it's winter...you see ice.  Ice outside your window.  Ice on the roads.  Ice on the car's windshield while you're driving.  Think of me.  ICE...backward s.  :2funny:



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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2019, 06:57:10 AM »
I like water, do you like water? I like air, do you like air? I like to eat when I'm hungry, do you like to eat? I like to sleep when I'm tired, do you like to sleep? LOL...



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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2020, 12:56:12 PM »
Are you Hmong?

What's A Hmong?

You are.  You are among the best looking _______ I've ever seen.



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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2020, 11:52:14 PM »
"I hate Hmong ________.  I've tried them all."

"Well who told you to try them all?  That's why"



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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2020, 01:22:23 PM »
A, A, A, Guys come out trying to be Cock-E.  When they be trying to C-Block.
C, C, C, Guys end up B-ing Sill-E.  When they make themselves D Mock.
G, G, G, U don't know you F-ing it up.  That mojo you drink in the CUP.
It's simple, spill it out I CUP.  I C-U-P...that's piss in yo pants for yo rant.



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« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2020, 01:23:29 PM »
You test your jest...you best give it a rest.



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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2020, 02:39:41 AM »
Hello (Random Girl Name), did you receive the memo today?

Just to remind, you are to meet at (__________) and it's work paid approved. Tell them you are looking for table (________) at 6pm. 😍😍😍 Let's exchange numbers in case you get lost.

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Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2020, 09:44:16 AM »
What do your parents eat? How come they give birth to such beautiful you? :2funny: :2funny:

Isn't that common from the older generations?


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« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2020, 05:48:44 AM »
What do your parents eat? How come they give birth to such beautiful you? :2funny: :2funny:

Isn't that common from the older generations?

The OG's pick up line.  ;D



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« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2020, 12:17:03 PM »
The OG's pick up line.  ;D

Yup. It is.

A while ago, I ran into a girl on Facebook from Vietnam. She told me about herself and I asked further what foods she preferred.

That probably wasn't a good pick-up move. She just said she had no preferences. So, I couldn't talk about anything specific with her.



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Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2020, 02:51:52 PM »
me- hey, sorry to stop your fine ass but is you Japanese

her- No, I am Hmong.

me- say what?! I'm Hmong too!

works all the time for me..but not sure if it's actually my good looks..haha 8)



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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2020, 02:28:12 PM »
Are you able to prove you can speak Hmong?

me- hey, sorry to stop your fine ass but is you Japanese

her- No, I am Hmong.

me- say what?! I'm Hmong too!

works all the time for me..but not sure if it's actually my good looks..haha 8)



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Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2020, 10:36:14 PM »
Are you able to prove you can speak Hmong?

yes, i will then say

oh shiaj tiag ntag ntsej muag, kov yog hmoob thiab?? lols j/k



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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2020, 11:03:21 AM »
Good enough.

yes, i will then say

oh shiaj tiag ntag ntsej muag, kov yog hmoob thiab?? lols j/k



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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2020, 11:17:28 PM »
Damn Reporter....so this is how you really get any Hmong girl you want...purpose ly take a small chunk of rice and stick it on your shirt where it is obviously visible. go to the girl you want and she will laugh at everything you say...she will dig you for at least a minute or two...lols

yeah, one time i did have a small chunk of rice stuck on my shirt..it was more towards my neck so i couldn't see it or notice it until I got home...i must had caught over 40 crappies that day back in the good ole Hmong new years..haha



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