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Siri tells me these again.
« on: October 13, 2019, 01:11:23 AM »
What does the snail say when it landed on top of the turtle?
Answer: "Wheeee!"




A sloth was robbed by three turtles.

The turtles had disappeared when the sloth had managed to call the cops.

Asked what the robbers looked like and what they had with them, the sloth said he wasn't sure, because "everything was happening so fast."




Why doesn't the clam share her pearl?

Because she's shell fish.


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