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I Hate Hmong Boys
« on: November 19, 2019, 10:38:08 PM »
I hate Hmong boys
They get my attention
They get my heart beating
Only to get me in detention

I hate Hmong boys
They drive me nuts
Their lips I want to kiss
Their hearts I want to crush

I hate Hmong boys, I really do
They are like dull stars
So far away in the sky
I want to say Goodbye, Hmong boys
But as I'm about to say Bye
They wave Hi
I'm like "Damn, Hmong boys!
Why why why?"

I hate Hmong boys
But I love them too
Most know about cars
Some can even cook
Some write poetry so good
Making me say, "Dang, I'm hooked!"
But I hate Hmong boys
Because the ones I love
I don't know why they gotta be from Mars?

(Hahaha, just messin' around.)



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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2019, 11:31:55 PM »
Once upon a time I met a Hmong boy,
He was so fine,
So perfect, so great,
He and I went on dates.
This Hmong boy got me,
He saw me deep to my soul,
He was like the Slice to my Rice,
We went so well together
Like steak and wine.
The laughters we shared,
The ease in which we talked,
I was his and he was mine,
It was him and I for life,
But when I awoke from the dream,
The only words I could utter were,
"I hate you, Hmong boy,
Because you aren't real.
Dreams are lies!"



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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2019, 12:15:37 AM »
Lilly, Lilly
The one who plants her seeds
I'm just an ordinary Hmong Lee
Or I can be a Ly
Which ever you want it to be

I can be a Hmong Vang
Sweet like sugar cane
I'll bring you lots of fame
Only for my love, a song I will sing
 
I can be a Hmong Chang
I drive on my own lane
Slow and steady when I bang
I'll be gentle with my fang

I can be a Hmong Lor
Welcome to my store
A poem which I implored
Hoping you will explore

That's it for now
The snow I have to go plow
You want to come help this Hmong guy
I'll give you a high five











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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2019, 02:16:48 PM »
Lilly, Lilly
The one who plants her seeds
I'm just an ordinary Hmong Lee
Or I can be a Ly
Which ever you want it to be

I can be a Hmong Vang
Sweet like sugar cane
I'll bring you lots of fame
Only for my love, a song I will sing
 
I can be a Hmong Chang
I drive on my own lane
Slow and steady when I bang
I'll be gentle with my fang

I can be a Hmong Lor
Welcome to my store
A poem which I implored
Hoping you will explore

That's it for now
The snow I have to go plow
You want to come help this Hmong guy
I'll give you a high five

Nice!  I love ittt!   O0  :)



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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2019, 03:26:44 PM »
Nice!  I love ittt!   O0  :)
I'm just a Hmong Thao
Like chicken kungpao
I'm not Lao
But I can eat a whole cow

I'm just a Hmong Yang
With me, there's no more pain
I'm here to carry all your tearing rain
I'll treat you like my Queen as I'm your King

I can be your Hmong Her
The only one bird
That can fulfill all those nerd
My name have you ever heard

I'm just a Hmong guy all alone
Now I gotta go sit in my throne
All by myself at home
Are you the one who'll steal my bone





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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2019, 03:33:42 PM »
I'm just a Hmong Thao
Like chicken kungpao
I'm not Lao
But I can eat a whole cow

I'm just a Hmong Yang
With me, there's no more pain
I'm here to carry all your tearing rain
I'll treat you like my Queen as I'm your King

I can be your Hmong Her
The only one bird
That can fulfill all those nerd
My name have you ever heard

I'm just a Hmong guy all alone
Now I gotta go sit in my throne
All by myself at home
Are you the one who'll steal my bone

Just so you know, I'm expecting all the last names now.  ;) :P :D



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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2019, 09:02:33 PM »
Just so you know, I'm expecting all the last names now.  ;) :P :D
My darling you'll have to play
If you want me to stay

I'm just a Hmong Kong
Wanna see my Ding Dong
Deep inside you, poof it's now gone
I'm strong and I'm long

I'm just a Hmong Thor
I ain't poor
I'll show you some more
In bed for you to adore

I'm just a Hmong Khang
A descendant of Genghis Khan
Are you my Hon
My lover from the Sun

I'm just a Hmong Moua
Oh you Jay moua
You can have me, if you can shoua
Anything you want and many more


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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2019, 05:30:04 AM »
I'm just a Hmong Fang
You must think I'm insane
Never heard of that last name
Only you will be able to tame

I'm just a Hmong Hang
Your finger I will put a ring
My love will be like a bee sting
Our wedding will be very plain

I'm just a Hmong Vue
Beware of my Voodoo
My love you can not Shoo
Don't be a fool

I'm just a Hmong Cha
I'm a fan of the dragonball head cha-la
Another word for mommy is Mama
Now show me your tata

The Hmong 18xeem is drawing near
This sadness I can not bear
It's not fair
When will you let me come over there



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Re: I Hate Hmong Boys
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2019, 09:30:44 AM »
I'm a Hmong Chue
Cuz I chue, chue you
Are you the one who will chue me too
When in bed I like to chew

I'm a Hmong Xiong
My name is Blong
I'm always at home
Still waiting for you to call me on the phone

I'm a Hmong Kue
I go by the name of Sue
But I'm best known by the name Lue
How long till I stop being blue

My surname is Pha 
And my last is also Pha
Christmas is here, so fa-la-la-la-la.....
But you can call me Ma

This is the end of the road my darling
T'was fun, cuz you my honey bun, bun
I've written many poems
So when will I come over to visit you at home
I'm not Hmong boy
But if you want, I can be your play toy
Do you still hate Hmong guys
Join me and be at my side




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