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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2020, 02:35:40 AM »
When said "Image," it doesn't mean the physical flesh form. It means that we have his personality image, His ways, and the way He is. God is not man or a human being in that bold of yours, OOOOH!  :o

I never once said God was a liar.

I cast a spell to counter your question.

you still read the bible wrong.  Genesis have it that god created everything in 6 days.  It is not really 6 days literally therefore, this whole creation story is not to be seen as is.  It is just a story to to tell the story of man and his creation, which then has a start.  The bible also did not say that adam has a pisser either so does he have a diick or lack one? 




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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2020, 02:36:23 AM »
As I quote:

"Actually, male nipples still serve a purpose as an erogenous zone. Just like female nipples, they're sensitive to touch and can come in handy for erotic stimulation. Hello, nipple orgasms! One study found that nipple stimulation enhanced sexual arousal in 52 percent of men."

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Tell me a time when a male mammal breast feed their kids with their own nipple




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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2020, 02:37:41 AM »

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You can only win if you can see it from both sides like I did. 

Otherwise, you will be clouded by your one dimensional bias which prevents you from seeing it like an atheist. 



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2020, 02:57:08 AM »
What does male thingy has to do with the belly button?

Did god create adam with a pisser?  Why create a pisser when there was no need to sex to create children when they were in the garden? 

Think it through




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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2020, 02:58:11 AM »
But what's the use of a belly button on the first man and woman?

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What is the purpose of having hair?   You don't die from being bald either. 




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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2020, 05:15:23 PM »
A penis is useful to create people with a woman on the side. Done! Does a belly button create something? I don't see anything. Did Adam was created in some test tube, or was he created by God, the all powerful being? If he was created, why put Adam in a test tube?

So the two couple have sex without fluids being exchange while in the garden?  God did made them with a pisser right?  Or maybe not cuz no point in creating children before the fall. 



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2020, 05:36:17 PM »
Bruh, gender was born. You know I have to pull a red herring on this because a penis and a belly button aren't the same. Belly button doesn't squeeze out sperm, okay? Men feels that good tingle as we drop our "London Bridge" as we open her legs like the "Sea of Moses." Then we finish her to complete our task as a man.

For a belly button, no. I don't think there's any reason for what it does. I think it's a waste of space for Adam except for his descendants. I don't think our "grand-uber-duper-super" papa doesn't have it at all by its possibility of a the higher chance that he don't have one.

You missing the point. 

What I'm trying to illustrate is that neither a pisser or a belly button is being told in the bible.  Your interpretation is just as good as anybody else.  While you still wondering if adam has a belly button or not, it is still irrelevant to the whole creation story. 

If the bible don't say, you can't just fill in the blank blindly.  What other scripture says about him not having a belly button?  Good luck with that. 



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2020, 11:51:48 AM »
Without typing too much, thank you for thinking like aChristian.   :2funny:.

Actually, a lot of Christians do think that what you said is true. What you said in bold. Which it is wrong.

2.  Darwin and the theory of evolution - If monkey have belly button and man came from monkey therefore, adam and eve have belly button. 



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2020, 05:34:36 PM »
They are depicted to have belly buttons.

"Hi, Mam. I'm Adam," he would say.





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« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2020, 05:39:20 PM »



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2020, 05:42:08 PM »
I think the Heaven's angels have belly buttons, too, so when God created an image of those angels or Himself, he made sure that button didn't go away.



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2020, 05:07:00 AM »
on what basis?

Dude, they're for the mother to transfer nutrition to her offspring during 9 months pregnancy. Duh!

Have you forgotten the time when God curse Eve with child bearing after she ate the forbidden apple?

Genesis 3:16
"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2020, 10:43:58 PM »
Why must you ask a question to which you already know the answer?

Have you forgotten that the Bible is all just believing and no science?

on what basis?



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2020, 10:48:36 PM »
Babies aren't just created; they are conceived. So, yes, in Heavens or on Earth, they'd need a tube to transfer nutrition to them.

Dude, they're for the mother to transfer nutrition to her offspring during 9 months pregnancy. Duh!

Have you forgotten the time when God curse Eve with child bearing after she ate the forbidden apple?

Genesis 3:16
"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."



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Re: Adam and Eve?
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2020, 12:40:25 AM »
That's after, not before. I was talking about BEFORE! I think we are not in the same page.

That's becuz your logic doesn't make sense even I tried to comprehend.




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