Dr. Trump does it again. Wow. People will definitely die this time..

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So first Trump said  Hydroxychloroq uine was a miracle cure for Covid-19.  Now that tests comes out that says it doesn't work and it actually makes things worst for people, he's changed his mind.  Trump is now suggesting (lastnight's breifing) that we do the following:
1. Inject disinfectant into our bodies.  Yup, Trump supporters can now kill Covid-19 by drinking Lysol.  Good luck everyone.  Remember, this will only work if you're a trump supporter, okay?  If you're not a Trump supporter, please do not try this.

2.  Shine UV light on people to kill the virus.  There you go folks.  Just swallow that flashlight while its turned on and your problems will be solved.  Again, this will only work if you're a trump supporter.  This solution will not work for them libs so if you're a lib, you're out of luck, don't even try it.

3.  Heat people up to kill the virus. Yup, just stick your kids in the oven and turn that temperature up.  That'll kill the virus for sure.  This one will actually work, especially if you turn it to 450 degrees or higher.  Microwaving your baby also works too.  Ka Yang did that.  Remember her? She was just a bit ahead of her time I guess. Her baby? Cleared of Covid-19!.