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Which one is the douche part 2.....
« on: June 09, 2020, 06:55:45 PM »
Saw this on facebook

A married man and a woman went to the top of the roof of a skyscraper.  They are planning to both jump down for a double suicide case.  On the count of....3...2... 1,  she jumped but he did not.  Half way down, we see her pulling her parachute.

Now who's the douche?   :2funny:



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Re: Which one is the douche part 2.....
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2020, 08:50:15 PM »
Both. Neither intended to go through with it.



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Re: Which one is the douche part 2.....
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2020, 09:25:57 AM »
Both. Neither intended to go through with it.

I don't have the correct answer myself but I go with the odds.

If they both jumped, the man has only 1 odd and that is to die
She has 2 odds.  To die or pull the chute.

So therefore, she's the douche bag.   :2funny:



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Re: Which one is the douche part 2.....
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2020, 11:03:55 AM »
He would never jump to start with. lol

There was a real story from Laos. Young lovers there have the habit of committing suicide together when their families just won't approve their marriage or even just dating. Poisons and hanging on branches are common practices.

So, a couple couldn't get married because one of the families just wouldn't let them. They decided to have a last fling at a motel and then they would take a poison together. After the session, the girl took the poison but the guy didn't. He lived.

I don't have the correct answer myself but I go with the odds.

If they both jumped, the man has only 1 odd and that is to die
She has 2 odds.  To die or pull the chute.

So therefore, she's the douche bag.   :2funny:


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