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Offline darkhelmet

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Defunding the police
« on: June 10, 2020, 02:59:12 PM »
Defund the police? How would that work out?

911: 911, how can I help you?

Citizen: There's two armed men trying to break into my home!

911: Oh, wow. That's really a bummer. Do you have a gun?

Citizen: No. I don't.

911: Uh-oh. That's really bad.

Citizen: Can you just send some police?

911: No, we can't do that. After defunding the officers we are down to only one officer on Tuesday and Thursdays from noon to 3, but he only does paperwork. Plus, it's Friday.

Citizen: What am I supposed to do? They are almost in!

911: Well, you should have seen a flyer posted on the telephone poles in your neighborhood.

Citizen: I didn't see them. What do they say?

911: We've gone to "community relations oversight."

Citizen: Instead of the police?

911: Yes.

Citizen: Well what am I supposed to do?

911: I will check out the closest community relations advocate. Hold please.

[MUZAK version of F@$& the Police plays for three minutes]

911: Okay, sorry about the wait. It seems as though the closest community relations advocate is just 3 blocks down. I will send her over. Her name is Ethel Jones. I met her in our training. She's amazing. It may take her a bit though since she's 82, doesn't drive, and uses a walker to get around.

Citizen: What the heck? John Legend and Jane Fonda told me we should defund the police but I didn't know it meant that I would be in danger!

911: Well, if anyone can talk them out of killing you and robbing your home, it's Ethel.

[GUNSHOTS in the background]

911: Hello? Hello? Hello?



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2020, 03:09:36 PM »
If it help you feel any better
My city has no police station

Alot of of small city has no police and fire station



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2020, 03:11:55 PM »
If it help you feel any better
My city has no police station

Alot of of small city has no police and fire station

oh i'm so relieved that you're safe.  now i can go to sleep soundly tonight.



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2020, 03:12:12 PM »
Your small town with no police station, city hall, etc., is cover by the Sheriff from the county..



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2020, 03:17:01 PM »
oh i'm so relieved that you're safe.  now i can go to sleep soundly tonight.

Decriminalize drug, bro

You know they shot that black woman
Because they were looking for weed in the wrong house???


Sheesh

THATS YOUR TAX MONEY



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2020, 03:18:08 PM »
Yea man
I smoke weed with my relatives in California
When i visit them

Its harmless

Makes me feel happy O
Thats all



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2020, 03:32:07 PM »
Lmfao. I need the police all the time. The ghetto have moved into my neighborhood.



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2020, 03:34:43 PM »
oh i'm so relieved that you're safe.  now i can go to sleep soundly tonight.

i love the fox valley
i feel safe there
don't even lock my door when i visit
those are favorite fishing place



don't let me lie to you
i fish under the 41 bridge, you need to walk along the highway

go find these rock formation if you don't believe me
  O0 ;D


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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2020, 04:09:18 PM »

don't let me lie to you
i fish under the 41 bridge, you need to walk along the highway

go find these rock formation if you don't believe me
  O0 ;D

bro i've been there.  a lot of hmong know that spot.  lol



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2020, 06:12:38 PM »
bro i've been there.  a lot of hmong know that spot.  lol

these are THEKING PH CATFISH we have in here
they know who they are
no need to address the names
been trolling and eating good

im the best fisherman
some people call me "AQUAMAN"
i just go and they come bite my bait



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2020, 06:29:42 PM »
Another LIE:

Got skunked this evening....

Then got called out by another PH member:

I thought you said you was the fish whisperer and and best fisherman..... ..pssssst get outta hea

Then back pedaled and LIE some more:

not fish whisper




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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2020, 10:51:27 AM »
this is how it's going to be. :2funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V2arHXwq8



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2020, 12:53:03 PM »
Hey Reporter,

get your kids to help count them toes   :2funny:








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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2020, 01:11:29 PM »
Hey Reporter,

get your kids to help count them toes   :2funny:

slipper rocks and big flip flop
when you coming so we can go do some whitebass?



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Re: Defunding the police
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2020, 02:33:18 PM »
If it help you feel any better
My city has no police station

Alot of of small city has no police and fire station

They are patrolled by the counties and state troopers. You're talking about small town. Try doing that with cities with population above 30K people.



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