Being there at the right place at the right time

[Reporter]

So, I was in that position.

A guy and a girl met up and somehow broke up right in front of the store I was going into. She got so mad at him,
she gave me all of the stuff she just bought for him but didn't give to him.

Among them, two packs of short neck dress socks and three Adidas sports sweatshirts.

She said, "You can have all of them. Free. Thank you."

I told her she could return them to the store. But she said she didn't care to do that.

Should I have taken her number? I think she wasn't in the mood to give me her number, so I didn't ask for it. I just thanked her for the stuff.

[hmgROCK]

Lol


I wear medium size
Let me know if it don’t fit you

[Reporter]

I fit the small sizes. But two of the sweat shirts are large sizes.

The socks fit sizes 6 to 12, so they all fit me.

Let me know if you are in town again this summer. I'll put on a mask and hand you one of the sweat shirts, plus some used fishing poles.

[hmgROCK]

Such a shame
To see those go to waste

Regift them to your family, bro
Save some $$$$ on xmas shopping


I got my lucky shakespear rod already
Which never fail me

[VillainousHero]

I wear large size.    LOL.

[Reporter]

I fit large before the summer. All those daily runs shrank my size to small.

[Visualmon]

I'm sure she must be a gorgeous mofo, Reporter, I see why you desperate want her number. 

[Reporter]

I don’t mind not having more, Visual.

[Visualmon]

It's time for you to use the zij method then, Reporter. It's in our blood. 

[YAX]

Your header reminded me that Joe Biben would never have won if it wasn’t for Trump being The worst president ever.  So it’s Trump’s fault we are here.

[Reporter]

I ain’t got time to zij. If she wants to come along, sure. Maybe I should have asked for her hands, too. I mean, if a girl gives me all that without asking, what more wouldn’t I get if I had asked?

It's time for you to use the zij method then, Reporter. It's in our blood. 

[Reporter]

Interesting, YAX.

[hmgROCK]

Must have been a bad breakup
Almost time for XMAS

I would wrap them up and REGIFT them to my family

[Reporter]

I'm keeping the socks.

[hmgROCK]