Reader’s Digests has a story of an old lady going 20 mph on a road and getting pulled over because the trooper thought going too slow could get her tailgated.
When she said her reason was that the posted speed limit was 20 mph.
“That’s not the speed limit,” he said. “That’s the highway.”
He looked in the backseat and saw two other old ladies sweating.
“Why are they looking exhausted and sweaty?” he asked.
“Oh, we just came from highway 120, Sir.”