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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2022, 06:08:33 PM »
How did you know? Tell us more since you're into those stuff.  :2funny:

Just hmong rumor
Those “dark church”
Where they turn off the light
And yall just go at it

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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2022, 06:15:57 PM »
Just hmong rumor
Those “dark church”
Where they turn off the light
And yall just go at it

 ;D ;D ;D

This gay church of yours must be part of your made up stories like your wife, uncle, and cousin, huh?  :2funny:



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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2022, 06:18:28 PM »
This gay church of yours must be part of your made up stories like your wife, uncle, and cousin, huh?  :2funny:

Its hmong rumor
These dark church where they turn off the light

 ;D ;D ;D



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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2022, 06:21:17 PM »
So you did that in the dark and imagine your fake wife as your hand, right?



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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2022, 06:25:58 PM »
So you did that in the dark and imagine your fake wife as your hand, right?

Naw

Im married man
I don’t jerk off to dragon ball z
Like yall do

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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2022, 06:29:03 PM »
Naw

Im married man
I don’t jerk off to dragon ball z
Like yall do

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You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives.  :idiot2: :2funny:



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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2022, 06:32:25 PM »
You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives.  :idiot2: :2funny:

Mai lo
Mai see

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Old joke
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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2022, 11:58:15 PM »
You ain't married. Your hands are your multiple wives.  :idiot2: :2funny:

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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2022, 11:28:13 PM »
Copy n paste spam

Mai lo
Mai see

 ;D ;D ;D

Old joke
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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2022, 08:38:49 AM »
You want to know... go to one with an open mind, not just to trash the people or the religion.

The main reason for burning and taking all of the other shaman, Buddha, etc. etc. is because of the commandments in the Christian religion.

The 10 Commandments: The first 4 deals with your relation to God.

1- You shall have no other gods before me
     *meaning... anything that you consider a higher being will be removed
2- You shall make no idols
     *anything that you worship; celebs, politicians, trophies, etc. etc.
3- You shall not take the Lord your God in vain
     * misusing God's name... e.g. 'god damn it', 'for god sake', etc etc
4- Keep the Sabbath day holy
     * keep the 7th day, holy... this is when God rested after creating the world.

If you can't do these four thing, you shouldn't convert.



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Re: How did you finally decide to switch to FULL TIME JESUS mode?
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2022, 09:56:58 AM »
You want to know... go to one with an open mind, not just to trash the people or the religion.

The main reason for burning and taking all of the other shaman, Buddha, etc. etc. is because of the commandments in the Christian religion.

The 10 Commandments: The first 4 deals with your relation to God.

1- You shall have no other gods before me
     *meaning... anything that you consider a higher being will be removed
2- You shall make no idols
     *anything that you worship; celebs, politicians, trophies, etc. etc.
3- You shall not take the Lord your God in vain
     * misusing God's name... e.g. 'god damn it', 'for god sake', etc etc
4- Keep the Sabbath day holy
     * keep the 7th day, holy... this is when God rested after creating the world.

If you can't do these four thing, you shouldn't convert.

#4 got me good… thats NFL FOOTBALL DAY!!!
Church or football???

 ;D ;D



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