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I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« on: September 19, 2022, 03:08:12 PM »
...you can pull over to the side of the road and walk up to an injured deer, step on it's neck so the head doesn't move, and then stab it to death in the neck. Then haul it to your Tacoma, and hoist it into the cab. O0

My babe is savage.  8)




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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2022, 03:32:03 PM »
Sounds like a testimonial to a crime

You know it is illegal to what yall did right (depending on your state laws)?  Maybe I'll shave off some jail time by saying that it is a buck and not no doe.  Maybe I'll question if it is in season or out of season.  Do you even have a permit? 

Cot dayam eating road kill eh?  Is inflation that bad or what?   :2funny:

I can match your story though.  GF just bought a new car and I drove it.  I swerved from hitting the first one but I hit the one right after it.  Turned back just to see what I hit.  It was the baby, standing about 2.5 feet tall.  It eyes were wide open and dark.  Is it dead and why is it looking at me?  Threw that sucker into her back trunk of her sedan, juice and all and took it home.  Damage to the car?  Just a scratch.  Me swerving causes her coffee cup to flopped so coffee stains on her roof.  Juices on the back of her trunk, I cleaned it up for her. 

It must be love because she did not biatch at me.  I knew she was the one because she is totally detached from her materialist things like I would.  A week old brand new spanking car that she loved and her first car too.  Gotta test the limit.   O0




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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2022, 08:32:08 PM »
...you can pull over to the side of the road and walk up to an injured deer, step on it's neck so the head doesn't move, and then stab it to death in the neck. Then haul it to your Tacoma, and hoist it into the cab. O0

My babe is savage.  8)

Lol.

It's legal in many states.

In the southern states, hunters go out with a knife in hand--usually the right hand--and three or more dogs chasing after some wild boars. The dogs bark around, chase down, and surround the boar; they bite mostly its ears as it tries to run away. It turns back to fight.

The battle would keep going for awhile and the hunters are enjoying the live fray.

Then as soon as there's an opportunity to join the fray, the hunters rush in with a knife, stabbing the armpits of the boar.

That goes deep and pierces the entrails, especially the lungs that will reduce breathing for sure.

The boar bleeds and slowly subsides. The hunters drag it to their Tacoma's caps for a feast.

Modern savages that have access to metal knives and not just stone-headed spears.




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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2022, 08:55:25 PM »
What can I say? Things like that turn me on. I need to know that my babe can be a total savage when push comes to shove.

I don't worry about these inflation prices because my babe will always bring home meat.  :love4:



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2022, 09:49:11 PM »
The pandemic, I have been worrying that processed foods that otherwise look so tempting could be contaminated. I have wanted to bring home fresh, uncontaminated foods from the wild to my family, too.

If only the wife would be willing to singe and cook squirrels...



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2022, 10:05:06 PM »
The pandemic, I have been worrying that processed foods that otherwise look so tempting could be contaminated. I have wanted to bring home fresh, uncontaminated foods from the wild to my family, too.

If only the wife would be willing to singe and cook squirrels...

If the husband does that part, I'll be more than happy to cook it. Though I might have to close my eyes throughout the process.  :P



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2022, 10:17:19 PM »
Thats just a normal shaman weekend party for me

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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2022, 10:24:15 PM »
Venison is good eating with a bit deer bile.  Too much and your tongue will go numb. 



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2022, 08:30:53 AM »
I have never cared for bile or the other bitter broth. But the lean meat on the ribs, along the back, the thighs, etc.--real cool.

Venison is good eating with a bit deer bile.  Too much and your tongue will go numb.



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2022, 02:56:49 PM »
The story confuse me a little bit.



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2022, 03:04:41 PM »
Thats just a normal shaman weekend party for me

 ;D ;D ;D

And you claimed you're a atheist...



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2022, 03:09:32 PM »
...you can pull over to the side of the road and walk up to an injured deer, step on it's neck so the head doesn't move, and then stab it to death in the neck. Then haul it to your Tacoma, and hoist it into the cab. O0

My babe is savage.  8)

Did that once... we (my parents, an uncle and aunt) went to a funeral and were heading back home late at night. It was in a lone stretch of highway and I smacked right into a deer (big doe). It was dead in the middle of the road. My uncle helped me get it into the SUV and drove home 1hr. It was good eaten... the only damage on my SUV was a broken headlight and nothing else, I was so surprised.



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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2022, 07:32:44 PM »
...you can pull over to the side of the road and walk up to an injured deer, step on it's neck so the head doesn't move, and then stab it to death in the neck. Then haul it to your Tacoma, and hoist it into the cab. O0

My babe is savage.  8)

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Re: I don't know if it's going to work out, unless...
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2022, 11:58:47 AM »
Did that once... we (my parents, an uncle and aunt) went to a funeral and were heading back home late at night. It was in a lone stretch of highway and I smacked right into a deer (big doe). It was dead in the middle of the road. My uncle helped me get it into the SUV and drove home 1hr. It was good eaten... the only damage on my SUV was a broken headlight and nothing else, I was so surprised.

One time I was driving around 2 am near Eau Claire. A doe was grazing on the edge of the road. When it saw me, it rushed right in front of me. I veered my car to the left and only some of the doe's hair got caught on my car by the right head beam.


(DISCLAIMER: Experts don’t recommend veering away from animals that jump onto the street. They say veering may cause more injuries—even fatalities.)


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