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It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« on: October 16, 2022, 05:15:36 PM »
First time I hit a bird on the grill.

We drove late from hunting last night. We didn't notice anything till we stopped at a gas station to fuel and saw this:






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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2022, 05:47:13 PM »
Don't tell me you can't see a bird flying toward you while driving?  :2funny:



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2022, 06:04:27 PM »
I didn't see this one. I was getting dark and I was driving pass lots of farms in southwestern Minnesota.



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2022, 06:05:06 PM »
I threw it in the trash at the southern-most St. Peter gas station on Highway 169.



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2022, 06:15:21 PM »
Why you wasting it? Just give it to the cats. They love eating bird.



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2022, 12:14:44 AM »
There was no cat nearby. I'm not going to hunt around to find  a cat to give it to.



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2022, 12:34:22 AM »
No need to find cats. They're everywhere. Just leave the dying bird in the field or back alley. The cats will eventually see it and eat it. Why you're making it so darn hard?  :2funny:



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2022, 07:20:57 AM »
ouch



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2022, 07:38:52 AM »
Damn

Your Toyota grill alright??



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2022, 07:49:17 AM »
 :2funny:

No need to find cats. They're everywhere. Just leave the dying bird in the field or back alley. The cats will eventually see it and eat it. Why you're making it so darn hard?  :2funny:
 



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2022, 07:49:49 AM »
Yeah. The bird should have flown  higher over the truck.

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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2022, 07:50:29 AM »
Obviously, the bird died and the grill didn't get scratched, right?

You think I should file a claim with the insurance company?

Damn

Your Toyota grill alright??



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2022, 07:53:06 AM »
You think I should file a claim with the insurance company?

Naw

Your deductible ainít even be reached
Depending your insurance coverage

I just drive around with broken/dent plastic
And live with it
If there damage



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2022, 08:27:27 AM »
You want it Rock? It's free meat.



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Re: It's not a bug; it's a bird.
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2022, 08:47:23 AM »
That happened to me before.



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