Let me give you a trick that corporate likes to do and making people like yourself jumping for joy.
If I want to lay you off, I have to pay you out of your PTO earned.
So I make you take these floating holiday days off and make you use your pto instead. Then I'll fire you by next week and I will not have to pay you out of your PTO.
Take a chapter page from your hero, Mr. Elon at twitter