This $1,000 job may be OK for idiots that just live in their mommy's basement

[theking]

...since they already spent their lazy ass day eat, sleep, playing video games and masturbating so why not get paid for it  :

"Lovehoney is recruiting ten members to join its new Orgasm Advisory Board, where members will test out and advise on new sex toys. The chosen panel will receive $1,000 for a year's service and a monthly package of sex toys worth up to $250."

[DuMa]

lazy ass day eat - check
sleep - check
playing video games - check
masturbating - check

Hmoobrock, where you at?