You should keep writing funny stories. Who cares what they think.
Anyway, what field are they in?
There's 17 different types of doctorate degrees represented:
Ph.D. (Doctor of Philosophy)
J.D. (Doctor of Jurisprudence)
Ed.D. (Doctor of Education)
M.D. (Doctor of Medicine)
Pharm.D. (Doctor of Pharmacy)
Psy.D. (Doctor of Psychology)
D.Min. (Doctor of Ministry)
Th.D. (Doctor of Theology)
D.D.S. (Doctor of Dental Surgery)
D.C. (Doctor of Chiropractic)
D.P.M. (Doctor of Podiatry Medicine)
O.M.D (Doctor of Oriental Medicine)
N.D. (Doctor of Naturopathic)
M.P.H. (Master of Public Health)
O.D. (Doctor of Optometry)
D.O. (Doctor of Osteopathy)
D.B.A. (Doctor of Business Administration)