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« Reply #1995 on: August 26, 2010, 11:05:49 AM »

fine! there once wasn't a ghost, to be continue

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« Reply #1996 on: August 26, 2010, 11:13:44 AM »

So, back in Laos, an old guy was on his way to a funeral. He had to go through some forests, since Laos was just full of woodlands in between villages.

On the way, he heard a baby cry on the side of the road. So he stopped and peeked into the woods. He saw a little child holding a baby.  They looked like humans but weren't. He knew right away they weren't. But they looked helpless and nonthreatening .

"Why is the baby crying?" the man asked the nanny toddler.

"Oh, that's because mom and dad are out to a feast," the toddler replied without looking up at the man.

"Where are they at?"


"Way over that village."

"I'm going there," the man said.

"Can you tell them to hurry back? Tell them the baby is crying."

"Sure...um...bu t how do I know which ones they are?"

"...you take this leaf and put it in your mouth when you get there. You'll see them and you'll just know."

The toddler handed the man a qos tsov leaf. The man took it, thanked the toddler and walked off.

"Please tell them to hurry back and that the baby is crying," the toddler yelled after the man.

As the man was approaching the funeral scene, the man put the leaf inside his mouth. He saw lots of ghosts chasing one an other, jumping all over the woks of boiled foods and the rice steamers and over and under the wooden stand for the dead...they were dipping their arms into the woks, pots, and steamers for foods, and eating and taking foods from one another...the other humans didn't seem to notice these activities.

"The child says the baby has  been crying and that you should hurry back now," said the raised his voice and yelled out to the ghosts.

Suddenly, they all disappeared. The man noticed that the leaf in his mouth has been snatched away! Grin



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« Reply #1997 on: August 26, 2010, 02:23:50 PM »

Reporter,

Please finish your first story about cousin A and cousin B.  You never finish it.
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« Reply #1998 on: August 26, 2010, 03:08:34 PM »

Reporter,

Please finish your first story about cousin A and cousin B.  You never finish it.
yes please do so..
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« Reply #1999 on: August 26, 2010, 04:07:02 PM »

you guys dare to watch this:

http://blog.asiantown.net/-/3002/unexpected-guest.aspx
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« Reply #2000 on: August 26, 2010, 04:39:39 PM »

^WTH!  Grin
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« Reply #2001 on: August 26, 2010, 05:37:35 PM »


What is it? im too scare to watch.
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« Reply #2002 on: August 26, 2010, 10:10:32 PM »

me too scared to click on it.
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« Reply #2003 on: August 27, 2010, 10:59:33 AM »

So, back in Laos, an old guy was on his way to a funeral. He had to go through some forests, since Laos was just full of woodlands in between villages.

On the way, he heard a baby cry on the side of the road. So he stopped and peeked into the woods. He saw a little child holding a baby.  They looked like humans but weren't. He knew right away they weren't. But they looked helpless and nonthreatening .

"Why is the baby crying?" the man asked the nanny toddler.

"Oh, that's because mom and dad are out to a feast," the toddler replied without looking up at the man.

"Where are they at?"


"Way over that village."

"I'm going there," the man said.

"Can you tell them to hurry back? Tell them the baby is crying."

"Sure...um...bu t how do I know which ones they are?"

"...you take this leaf and put it in your mouth when you get there. You'll see them and you'll just know."

The toddler handed the man a qos tsov leaf. The man took it, thanked the toddler and walked off.

"Please tell them to hurry back and that the baby is crying," the toddler yelled after the man.

As the man was approaching the funeral scene, the man put the leaf inside his mouth. He saw lots of ghosts chasing one an other, jumping all over the woks of boiled foods and the rice steamers and over and under the wooden stand for the dead...they were dipping their arms into the woks, pots, and steamers for foods, and eating and taking foods from one another...the other humans didn't seem to notice these activities.

"The child says the baby has  been crying and that you should hurry back now," said the raised his voice and yelled out to the ghosts.

Suddenly, they all disappeared. The man noticed that the leaf in his mouth has been snatched away! Grin




I don't care if those people seem like they needed help, nobody especially little kids are suppose to be in the woods in the first place, even if it could of been some real kids (orphans) being banned by their evil aunt and uncle like in most Hmong movies but still. I'll run a marathon back home. Disguise me a little now hearing about how those little creature stick their hands in our food pots and stuff at the funeral home, those curry was good, I wonder what's the secret ingredient to it, on second thought I don't really want to know.  idiot2
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« Reply #2004 on: August 27, 2010, 11:09:41 AM »


It looks good for a horror movie. Thanks for sharing!
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« Reply #2005 on: August 27, 2010, 12:45:36 PM »

there once was a ghost, the end.

OVER!

You for got the part "The name was Casper the friendly ghost."
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« Reply #2006 on: August 27, 2010, 01:43:11 PM »

I don't care if those people seem like they needed help, nobody especially little kids are suppose to be in the woods in the first place, even if it could of been some real kids (orphans) being banned by their evil aunt and uncle like in most Hmong movies but still. I'll run a marathon back home. Disguise me a little now hearing about how those little creature stick their hands in our food pots and stuff at the funeral home, those curry was good, I wonder what's the secret ingredient to it, on second thought I don't really want to know.  idiot2

The last time I ate some foods at the funeral, I felt nauseated. Now, I won't ever eat them again. You know why...
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« Reply #2007 on: August 27, 2010, 02:10:20 PM »

ghost are humans too, be nice to them and they'll be nice to you.
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« Reply #2008 on: August 27, 2010, 02:13:16 PM »

ghost are humans too, be nice to them and they'll be nice to you.

You mean they used to be?
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« Reply #2009 on: August 27, 2010, 02:16:57 PM »


 sleepy1 sleepy2 sleepy1 sleepy2
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