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The teacher asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.”

“Good grief!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”

"He must be,” said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."

General Discussion / Re: Does Venmo really know what kind of phone I use?
« on: December 01, 2022, 04:16:13 PM »
The phone dealer puts my old phone next to this new one and the data just keeps loading onto the new phone. All the apps and other data got moved over without any loss.

General Discussion / Re: Got lucky
« on: December 01, 2022, 12:01:14 PM »
Steve Jobs agrees.

Nice! Cowhide is the best for fried garlic pepper. I'm convinced that rice, alcohol, processed foods, and the lack of exercise is far worst for us than cowhide fried garlic pepper. I agree that physique has nothing to do with our health. I know skinny ass dudes who are diabetic and so forth. I also know fat dudes who are perfectly fine, aside from their weight. Genetics has a lot to do with our health. It's interesting how we think death is bad. It isn't. So long as they enjoyed their lives, that's what matters. Who are we to say?

Outdoors & Recreational Hobbies / Re: Ice fishing is Nice wishing
« on: November 30, 2022, 03:35:04 PM »
Many people are already fishing up north.

Christmas is a good time.

General Discussion / Re: Which of these birds has a more beautiful bill?
« on: November 30, 2022, 06:34:00 AM »
You mean you like both and wouldn't mind having either or both birds? :2funny:

Tropical stuff. The toucan exists mostly in Brazil; the hornbill in Asia. Many Hmong elders have eaten them before. Some still do.

General Discussion / Which of these birds has a more beautiful bill?
« on: November 29, 2022, 10:22:48 PM »
The toucan or the horbill?

The toucan bird.

How about as turned the other way?


General Discussion / Re: Biden to tackle resort fees...
« on: November 29, 2022, 06:32:06 PM »
A junk fee is "when you think you’re paying one price to book a hotel, you only find out after checking out that there’s a 'resort fee' you never heard about that’s added to your bill," Biden said. A $30 resort fee can end up making a $170 hotel room cost $400 instead of $340 for two nights.

Outdoors & Recreational Hobbies / Re: Ice fishing is Nice wishing
« on: November 29, 2022, 04:07:29 AM »
Bad sign if here's still water anywhere on the lake.

I don't do ice-fishing, so I don't really care though.

Airlines somehow have a lot of money to run their planes. Even when no one is on a plane, the plane flies on a schedule any way. Might as well get $29.00 for it.

I wonder if they'll pick up in Minnesota to Alaska. I have been wanting to take a long vacation there with my fishing and hunting gears. (Guns and poles can go under the plane.)

General Discussion / Re: Got lucky
« on: November 29, 2022, 01:42:24 AM »

General Discussion / Re: Got lucky
« on: November 28, 2022, 04:10:05 PM »
Wild boar.


You're getting dirty, BNM. I'll let you two do what you two want to do behind the scenes.

General Discussion / Re: Everyday Lunch Post
« on: November 27, 2022, 12:02:43 PM »
Jackfruit snack.

Early shortly after midnight. The sun rising in China.

Midday here.

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