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General Discussion / Siri tells me these again.
« on: October 13, 2019, 01:11:23 AM »
What does the snail say when it landed on top of the turtle?
Answer: "Wheeee!"
A sloth was robbed by three turtles.
The turtles had disappeared when the sloth had managed to call the cops.
Asked what the robbers looked like and what they had with them, the sloth said he wasn't sure, because "everything was happening so fast."
Why doesn't the clam share her pearl?
Because she's shell fish.
Answer: "Wheeee!"
A sloth was robbed by three turtles.
The turtles had disappeared when the sloth had managed to call the cops.
Asked what the robbers looked like and what they had with them, the sloth said he wasn't sure, because "everything was happening so fast."
Why doesn't the clam share her pearl?
Because she's shell fish.
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General Discussion / Story teller cracks up and breaks down because of the contents
« on: October 08, 2019, 12:47:47 PM »
Watch 25.27 mins to 29 mins. or so.
I hardly listen to these stories. But someone brought this one up to my attention and it seems quite funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f1VZ4ZTWbw&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1ytoXSJ3US3xH7xkhJMPKb4BIeuL3t2YjKwhR7oBivoY0IUhCtLfO98gM
I hardly listen to these stories. But someone brought this one up to my attention and it seems quite funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f1VZ4ZTWbw&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1ytoXSJ3US3xH7xkhJMPKb4BIeuL3t2YjKwhR7oBivoY0IUhCtLfO98gM
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General Discussion / A country with great technology also has its social drawbacks
« on: September 25, 2019, 07:25:11 PM »
South Korea's smartphones are creating addiction problems for its people.
https://www.facebook.com/cnn/videos/648202952376247/
https://www.facebook.com/cnn/videos/648202952376247/
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General Discussion / "Superman I" Theme song in the auditorium: see how it's done.
« on: September 19, 2019, 12:58:07 PM »517
General Discussion / Trump vs. Sanders Presidential Debate: SNL version
« on: September 16, 2019, 02:47:33 PM »518
General Relationship / If you are unsure, check these signs to see if your relationship is serious.
« on: September 10, 2019, 02:02:59 PM »519
General Discussion / Echoing "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
« on: September 07, 2019, 05:12:17 PM »520
General Discussion / This Siri chick is cool.
« on: September 04, 2019, 11:04:48 PM »
Those with the new Apple iPhones know she's your directory assistance and can tell you lots of things: weather, directions, history or anything else except she can't always respond directly to specific questions.But she can go on and on and on on many things.
One thing I've found interesting are the jokes she tells and how she doesn't react to them, no matter how hilarious they are.
Today, while on a long driving trip and on headsets, I decided to ask her to tell me jokes.
1. Spock has three ears: a right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier.
2. What does the bee say to the daffodil? "Hey, Bud, when are you opening up?"
3. When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one else to blame but "her-shelf."
4. I did say it before. But I'm going to say it again. I did say it before.
If you've got "Hey Siri" set up, try getting her to tell you jokes. It's fun.
One thing I've found interesting are the jokes she tells and how she doesn't react to them, no matter how hilarious they are.
Today, while on a long driving trip and on headsets, I decided to ask her to tell me jokes.
1. Spock has three ears: a right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier.
2. What does the bee say to the daffodil? "Hey, Bud, when are you opening up?"
3. When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one else to blame but "her-shelf."
4. I did say it before. But I'm going to say it again. I did say it before.
If you've got "Hey Siri" set up, try getting her to tell you jokes. It's fun.
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General Discussion / With Google, we can see anywhere in the world
« on: August 21, 2019, 08:31:21 PM »
Here's Paris, France: https://www.google.com/maps/@48.8450618,2.3662345,3a,75y,64.95h,87.64t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBPGDAsyV3U2K Gkj0quBMlg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
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General Discussion / I found a lost cat wandering on the street; turned it to Animal Humane Society
« on: August 13, 2019, 06:16:23 AM »
The cat looks exactly like one that has been reported missing. The picture on the missing report shows a sitting cat, but that doesn't change anything.
I called the owner twice. But no one picked up my calls.
So, I took it over to the Animal Humane Society. A lady there said "Oh, it's a different cat. It has longer hair than the one in the picture. We'll take it."
I called the owner twice. But no one picked up my calls.
So, I took it over to the Animal Humane Society. A lady there said "Oh, it's a different cat. It has longer hair than the one in the picture. We'll take it."
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General Discussion / Running does a body good
« on: August 09, 2019, 07:52:34 PM »
I'm speaking to both the suspect and the cop.
https://www.facebook.com/HustleHearted/videos/281312602742243/
https://www.facebook.com/HustleHearted/videos/281312602742243/