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Creative Corner => Poetic Souls => Topic started by: Json on July 31, 2013, 08:19:55 PM
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Dang, it’s already time to get up
Daa’aaamit, I can’t take this, it’s too much
Mom, do I have to go to school?
Do I have to put on my velcro shoe?
Can I sleep in till 2?
Pretty please? I love you
I want to stay home
I’ll be alright alone
I can cook ramen noodles on the stove
Mom, it’s easy everybody knows
Fine, I’ll tell you why
This one ugly mean girl at school makes me cry
Teacher said that she likes me, I think it’s a lie
We yell, we argue, and we don’t play nice
I hate her, I want her out of my life
I wish she would just die
She has very long black hair
Ehehehe, she looks like Smokey the bear
She smells funny when she’s near
I smell flowers everywhere
Stupid girl, I don’t care
Dumb teacher told her to sit next to me
She’s bossy and mean
I do what she wants and she calls me lazy
I think she’s a Vue cause she krazy
I don’t remember her name
But I will never ever forget her face
Are all girls like her the same?
If so, my feelings will never change
I’ll hate them all everyday
When I think of her, it makes me soo mad
Then why do I cry? I’m not sad
Mom, I don’t understand
I’ll make her cry when I grow into man
She hurts my heart
I get angry and rip paper apart
I know I should fight back, I need to start
But I can’t and I don’t know why, I’m smart
I'm not dumb as dirt
Why do they exist on earth?
why oh why world?
I Hate Hmong Girls!!!
True story y'all. No lie. :'(
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completely sweet. i can totally imagine it. O0
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completely sweet. i can totally imagine it. O0
Thank ya generously.
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So Json, did you end up dating her? Hehehe. ^-^ :D ;D
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So Json, did you end up dating her? Hehehe. ^-^ :D ;D
Hell no!!! She was the very first Hmong girl I hated. It was back when I was in kindergarten.
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Hell no!!! She was the very first Hmong girl I hated. It was back when I was in kindergarten.
Awww...if I was there, I wouldn't have let her push you around. I bet she had a crush on you though....the meaner they are, the more they like you. Hehehe. ;D :P
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Awww...if I was there, I wouldn't have let her push you around. I bet she had a crush on you though....the meaner they are, the more they like you. Hehehe. ;D :P
I think you'll take her place and boss me around and beat me physically. She likes me alright, likes to boss me around. I've been traumatized and scared since I met her. Nobody knows my pain.
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I think you'll take her place and boss me around and beat me physically. She likes me alright, likes to boss me around. I've been traumatized and scared since I met her. Nobody knows my pain.
The only time I would boss you around or beat you is if you allowed it. ;D :D :P
Hey, sweet hmong boy, I think she only like you. Little kids have a funny way of showing their feelings and affections. I bet she's been searching this whole wide world for you. ;)
See. I'm not the only one who thought that. ;D
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Hey, sweet hmong boy, I think she only like you. Little kids have a funny way of showing their feelings and affections. I bet she's been searching this whole wide world for you. ;)
I highly doubt that. She took my toys during playtime yo. I was really mad. She tried to explain on how I should play with them. Krazy. I wouldn't know what to do if she found me. I'll probably relive that horrible moment and be her haha. She is my kryptonite. >:(
The only time I would boss you around or beat you is if you allowed it. ;D :D :P
See. I'm not the only one who thought that. ;D
As long you're not her, its all fun and games. If you are, I'm running. I hope both of y'all are right
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What if she's this super hot hmong import modelz? Would you forgive her and be nice to her?
I don't know. Doesn't matter if she was hot or not. My heart still burns. Maybe if she apologize and took me out for dinner and a movie. Then again, i would have to put out. She paid so i have to play. Right?
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I think she made such a big impact in your heart that for years you couldn't forget her. She knew what she was doing even as a kid. You were her game. ;D
I get mad when I think about her. I wanna place her over my lap and deliver a spanking but I'll probably chicken out due to my morals of being a gentleman. I would fall to her game if she did appear. :'(
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Such a weaksauce..now I know that I can boss you around. ;D
I'm only a weak sauce to alcohol okay. You can't boss me around, I'm the pimp here.
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I don't know about a pimp because.. I've kind of secretly been pimping you to BitterBlue and Trouble. :2funny: :2funny:
Really now? What r u talking about anyways. I'm a positive intellectual motivated poetaster. I haven't wrote a piece for bitterblue yet. Trouble I did. ;D
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I don't know about a pimp because.. I've kind of secretly been pimping you to BitterBlue and Trouble. :2funny: :2funny:
You are relieved of your duties. ;D :2funny:
Really now? What r u talking about anyways. I'm a positive intellectual motivated poetaster. I haven't wrote a piece for bitterblue yet. Trouble I did. ;D
Hmmmmm.....rea lly......inter esting.....wai ting in anticipation to view it.... ;D :P
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Thanks for such kind words bitterblue. My therapy was writing this piece but a nice pretty picture will do. A colored picture if possible. ;D Trouble gave me some inspiration so I this piece is for "them". Also, bugging me everyday did help speed up the process. TitaniumHeart always making sexual advances on me makes me uncomfortable, I respect my body but we tight yo. Tight like yo ________. Y'all know, I feel like I'm being attacked by a bunch of hyenas. Got me backed up into a corner wanting me to cc. I like to take things slow. We are moving too fast. I'm a classy kind of guy. ;D O0
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Wth? I guess you can't handle a agressive lady. :knuppel2:
I can. I'll handle you like a thai bag. Whoppa!!! O0
lol
I'll draw you something...wi th colors! Hmm. Gotta think of something now.
also, no rush about the cc thing. All good things to those who wait. :)
You are sooo understanding. You're name is such a contradiction. I see nothing bitter or blue. You are sweet and bright like the aurora lights. O0
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Thanks for such kind words bitterblue. My therapy was writing this piece but a nice pretty picture will do. A colored picture if possible. ;D Trouble gave me some inspiration so I this piece is for "them". Also, bugging me everyday did help speed up the process. TitaniumHeart always making sexual advances on me makes me uncomfortable, I respect my body but we tight yo. Tight like yo ________. Y'all know, I feel like I'm being attacked by a bunch of hyenas. Got me backed up into a corner wanting me to cc. I like to take things slow. We are moving too fast. I'm a classy kind of guy. ;D O0
:2funny: Maybe I should do it more often. Hehehe. ;D :P
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You really are a poet. ;D
Those are some sweet words...... girls are gonna be tripping over themselves to come at you. ;)
And thank you, I have my sweet moments now and then. lol.
Thanks, I do try to write.
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:2funny: Maybe I should do it more often. Hehehe. ;D :P
Lol, I think I got a fan now. I'm thinking of something right now.
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Lol, I think I got a fan now. I'm thinking of something right now.
Is it something mean or funny about us or me? :2funny: :D :P
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Is it something mean or funny about us or me? :2funny: :D :P
I meant a new piece, my fault. ;D
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I meant a new piece, my fault. ;D
I know. That's what I was referring to. Hehehe. ;D :P
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I know. That's what I was referring to. Hehehe. ;D :P
Nope, just something in general but that could change.
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Nope, just something in general but that could change.
To what...somethi ng like....
I hate Trouble
Trouble is persistent
Trouble is all talk
Trouble causes nothing
Nothing but Trouble
:2funny: :D :P
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To what...somethi ng like....
I hate Trouble
Trouble is persistent
Trouble is all talk
Trouble causes nothing
Nothing but Trouble
:2funny: :D :P
Something with a Taylor Swift vibe to it. ;D
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Something with a Taylor Swift vibe to it. ;D
Ahhhh....do you listen to her too? ;D ;)
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Ahhhh....do you listen to her too? ;D ;)
Just her songs that comes on the radio. I have never listened to any of her songs till that Never Ever song came out then Trouble.
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Just her songs that comes on the radio. I have never listened to any of her songs till that Never Ever song came out then Trouble.
I like and have a few of her songs....good lyrics due to the storytelling and great rhythmic beats. :headbang:
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I like and have a few of her songs....good lyrics due to the storytelling and great rhythmic beats. :headbang:
I have to admit, they are catchy. Ya know she's only 4hrs from me.
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I have to admit, they are catchy. Ya know she's only 4hrs from me.
Yes, they definitely are. :D Only 4....you gonna go stalk her? :2funny: :P I remember seeing that you lived on the east coast over there, are you by the ocean?
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Yes, they definitely are. :D Only 4....you gonna go stalk her? :2funny: :P I remember seeing that you lived on the east coast over there, are you by the ocean?
I'm 4hrs from the beach. Not really a long drive to the beach.
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Json, what happened to the poem you recently wrote? ??? That was.....ummmmm .....very interesting. Hehehe. ;D :D
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Json, what happened to the poem you recently wrote? ??? That was.....ummmmm .....very interesting. Hehehe. ;D :D
TitaniunHeartless moved it to the Mature section. :'( That was not my intention. I dont feel like adding to that one anymore. I feel perverted some what when it got moved over there. :-[
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TitaniunHeartless moved it to the Mature section. :'( That was not my intention. I dont feel like adding to that one anymore. I feel perverted some what when it got moved over there. :-[
Was it that indecorous and lewd? ??? I only saw some of the first ones that you wrote and when I looked again last night, it was gone. :D Guess I'll never see it again. ;D
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Was it that indecorous and lewd? ??? I only saw some of the first ones that you wrote and when I looked again last night, it was gone. :D Guess I'll never see it again. ;D
I guess it was. You can still read it in the mature section. I guess I'll start a new one. :P This time I won't use naughty words.
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I guess it was. You can still read it in the mature section. I guess I'll start a new one. :P This time I won't use naughty words.
Ummmm.....I don't go in there.....and I'm afraid to go in there. :2funny: :D :P
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Ummmm.....I don't go in there.....and I'm afraid to go in there. :2funny: :D :P
Why are you like your favorite animal, a chicken? You're just like your favorite color, yellow. ;D
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Why are you like your favorite animal, a chicken? You're just like your favorite color, yellow. ;D
:2funny: That's pretty good but fortunately not true to both. ;D I bet you go in there all the time. ^-^ :P
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:2funny: That's pretty good but fortunately not true to both. ;D I bet you go in there all the time. ^-^ :P
;D. I don't go there b/c I write about it. :D
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;D. I don't go there b/c I write about it. :D
And you only write it because you don't live it.... ;D :D
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And you only write it because you don't live it.... ;D :D
B/c I'm not a hoe, I respect my body. ;D O0
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B/c I'm not a hoe, I respect my body. ;D O0
Well, I should hope so ;) .......but your writing sure tells a different story. You certainly do have a good imagination on that subject. Hehehe. ^-^ :D
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Well, I should hope so ;) .......but your writing sure tells a different story. You certainly do have a good imagination on that subject. Hehehe. ^-^ :D
Thank you. Having visual aid helps too. ;D. I like my writings to be greatly described, whether it be naught or nice. O0
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Thank you. Having visual aid helps too. ;D. I like my writings to be greatly described, whether it be naught or nice. O0
Are you implying that you watch certain things for assistance in your writings? ??? :D Hehehe.
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Are you implying that you watch certain things for assistance in your writings? ??? :D Hehehe.
Yup, with all my writings. Big Bang Theory, How I met yo mother, two broke girls, anime... :D
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Yup, with all my writings. Big Bang Theory, How I met yo mother, two broke girls, anime... :D
I see. O0 I was also referring to your...ummm... .other poems. ;) ;) :D Hehehe. :P
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I see. O0 I was also referring to your...ummm... .other poems. ;) ;) :D Hehehe. :P
Ummmmm, no comment. I plead the fifth. U guess. :-[
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Ummmmm, no comment. I plead the fifth. U guess. :-[
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're very imaginative in that area. ;D ;)
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're very imaginative in that area. ;D ;)
I like your answer, I'll go with that. Imaginative in that particular field, yes I am. Wham, bamm, thank ya ma'am. O0
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I like your answer, I'll go with that. Imaginative in that particular field, yes I am. Wham, bamm, thank ya ma'am. O0
Hahaha. I will always give people the benefit of the doubt unless they give me reason to think otherwise. ;D ;)
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Hahaha. I will always give people the benefit of the doubt unless they give me reason to think otherwise. ;D ;)
I will not disappoint you. No lie. O0
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I will not disappoint you. No lie. O0
Hehehe. Awww...that's sweet. ;) So we're still waiting for your next poem and your readings.... ;D
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Hehehe. Awww...that's sweet. ;) So we're still waiting for your next poem and your readings.... ;D
Who's waiting? Both of y'all? I think my next piece will be something nice for that special lady, whoever she may be. She needs to know that I'm her ninja. :)
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Who's waiting? Both of y'all? I think my next piece will be something nice for that special lady, whoever she may be. She needs to know that I'm her ninja. :)
I don't know about the other one but I thought it was TH, BB, and moi. Whatever happened to you reading your poems? ;D :P
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I don't know about the other one but I thought it was TH, BB, and moi. Whatever happened to you reading your poems? ;D :P
Don't you mean all of us reading. I'm not ready yet. Probably just do some introductions.
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Don't you mean all of us reading. I'm not ready yet. Probably just do some introductions.
I'm not sure about all reading since I can only speak for myself. You'll have to check with the other ladies. ;D If you wanted introductions, let me be the first to introduce myself.....hi, Json. We're trouble. Now that we got that out of the way, you should be able to read comfortably to us. Hehehe. :D ;D ;)
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I'm not sure about all reading since I can only speak for myself. You'll have to check with the other ladies. ;D If you wanted introductions, let me be the first to introduce myself.....hi, Json. We're trouble. Now that we got that out of the way, you should be able to read comfortably to us. Hehehe. :D ;D ;)
I'm sure they will participate. I know y'all Trouble but which is which. I need some voice recognition. Hopefully soon. Also, I need more pieces to share besides those dirty ones. ;D
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I'm sure they will participate. I know y'all Trouble but which is which. I need some voice recognition. Hopefully soon. Also, I need more pieces to share besides those dirty ones. ;D
You don't need to tell us apart, you just need to read. Hahaha. :P Yeah, I agree with you about some of your poems.....list ening to them would put a blush to our faces. ;D :D ;)
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You don't need to tell us apart, you just need to read. Hahaha. :P Yeah, I agree with you about some of your poems.....list ening to them would put a blush to our faces. ;D :D ;)
;D You are right. I don't need to know which is which. Keeps me thinking and I at least have a 50/50% chance of getting it right. :D. Maybe I should read a dirty one first, just to break the ice. O0
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;D You are right. I don't need to know which is which. Keeps me thinking and I at least have a 50/50% chance of getting it right. :D. Maybe I should read a dirty one first, just to break the ice. O0
Hehehe. True, you would have a 50/50 chance. ;D It's up to you what you want to read but not the one that was moved, that one was....uhhhh.. ....a bit much for me. :2funny: :D
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Hehehe. True, you would have a 50/50 chance. ;D It's up to you what you want to read but not the one that was moved, that one was....uhhhh.. ....a bit much for me. :2funny: :D
So would you correct me if I picked the wrong you? Maybe I'll read some nicer and gradually move on to the ones that make you feel uneasy. O0
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So would you correct me if I picked the wrong you? Maybe I'll read some nicer and gradually move on to the ones that make you feel uneasy. O0
Or we could both be on. >:D But of course, I would let you know. ;D ;) You could also read the more risque ones then gradually go to the nicer ones.....that way, you'd end up on a good note. :D ;D :P
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Or we could both be on. >:D But of course, I would let you know. ;D ;) You could also read the more risque ones then gradually go to the nicer ones.....that way, you'd end up on a good note. :D ;D :P
That is kind of you to let me know which one you are but I think its best to let me wonder. I prefer tthe enigmatic situation. I do want to end up on a good note. I want y'all to hang up with nice thoughts at the end of the day. O0
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I'm not afraid of a snake
Dreams are what you make
This will not be true
And I will not be due
You may try to jinx
But there are a few kinks
It is just in fun
And this poem is done
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I'm not afraid of a snake
Dreams are what you make
This will not be true
And I will not be due
You may try to jinx
But there are a few kinks
It is just in fun
And this poem is done
:D ;D :P
;D I do like it. Sweet dreams. You can tell me all about it later, of how you got bitten. :D
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;D I do like it. Sweet dreams. You can tell me all about it later, of how you got bitten. :D
>:( :BangHead: :knuppel2: I told you, not gonna happen. :P ;D Let me know when you get bitten. :2funny: :D
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Awwww. That was too cute.
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>:( :BangHead: :knuppel2: I told you, not gonna happen. :P ;D Let me know when you get bitten. :2funny: :D
Muahaha, I wont get bitten by some snake because I know better not to chase after one. I wonder where you'll get bitten.
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Awwww. That was too cute.
Thank ya much for reading this piece.
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Muahaha, I wont get bitten by some snake because I know better not to chase after one. I wonder where you'll get bitten.
No where, that's for sure. :booty: ;D If you do, I'll take the credit. :2funny: :P
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No where, that's for sure. :booty: ;D If you do, I'll take the credit. :2funny: :P
So that's where you wanna get bit. ;D I will not suck the poison out. :D. I'd be running away from snakes not towards it like you yo. :P
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So that's where you wanna get bit. ;D I will not suck the poison out. :D. I'd be running away from snakes not towards it like you yo. :P
Hahaha. I should have seen that coming from you. ;D :P You didn't help me then, I don't expect you to help me if it should happen. :2funny:
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Hahaha. I should have seen that coming from you. ;D :P You didn't help me then, I don't expect you to help me if it should happen. :2funny:
Someone has to yell for help. If you pass out then I may suck the poison out. Just dont kick my family jewels when you wake up pantyless yo. :-[ :)
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Someone has to yell for help. If you pass out then I may suck the poison out. Just dont kick my family jewels when you wake up pantyless yo. :-[ :)
:o If that should ever happen, let the poison run its course, you don't need to assist. :2funny: ;D :D
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:o If that should ever happen, let the poison run its course, you don't need to assist. :2funny: ;D :D
Aight then, I offered cause I'm a gentleman. Imma mentioned this at yo eulogy too. ;D
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Aight then, I offered cause I'm a gentleman. Imma mentioned this at yo eulogy too. ;D
Uhhhummm.....a gentleman would not be pulling a lady's pants down, especially when they're unconscious. You're imaginative, find some other way to remove the poison. ;D :P
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Uhhhummm.....a gentleman would not be pulling a lady's pants down, especially when they're unconscious. You're imaginative, find some other way to remove the poison. ;D :P
There isn't much I can do if I can't suck the poison out. The only thing I can do is stop the poison from spreading. So I'll have to tie you up to cut off circulation. >:D. Hopefully someone will hear my cry for help. O0. Saved yo life, you owe me now. :D
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There isn't much I can do if I can't suck the poison out. The only thing I can do is stop the poison from spreading. So I'll have to tie you up to cut off circulation. >:D. Hopefully someone will hear my cry for help. O0. Saved yo life, you owe me now. :D
Here's an idea, you can always just cut up a part of the clothing where the poison is then suck it out. You don't necessarily need to take everything off. Hehehe. :D :P
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Here's an idea, you can always just cut up a part of the clothing where the poison is then suck it out. You don't necessarily need to take everything off. Hehehe. :D :P
Whats the point in cutting when you're wearing a skirt? :2funny: Also where would I find scissors? I can't just rip yo a hole, I'm not that sfrong even though I weight train. :D. So I have no choice but to de-panty you or tie you up. >:D
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Whats the point in cutting when you're wearing a skirt? :2funny: Also where would I find scissors? I can't just rip yo a hole, I'm not that sfrong even though I weight train. :D. So I have no choice but to de-panty you or tie you up. >:D
First of all, I rarely where skirts/dresses. :P Secondly, the jeans I wear more than likely would be the destroyed type so they already have some holes or cuts in them, you won't need to tear it too much. ;D :D
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First of all, I rarely where skirts/dresses. :P Secondly, the jeans I wear more than likely would be the destroyed type so they already have some holes or cuts in them, you won't need to tear it too much. ;D :D
;D So in other words, you dress like a hood rat. That's cool, atleast you wear some type of under garments right? In case I accidentally rip a bigger hole than I should. You should wear khakis instead, minus the cuts and holes. O0
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;D So in other words, you dress like a hood rat. That's cool, atleast you wear some type of under garments right? In case I accidentally rip a bigger hole than I should. You should wear khakis instead, minus the cuts and holes. O0
I am by far not dressed like a hoodrat. Don't even put me in that category. :knuppel2: ;D I'm in a suit during the work week so I like to be somewhat relaxed on the weekends. ;D
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I am by far not dressed like a hoodrat. Don't even put me in that category. :knuppel2: ;D I'm in a suit during the work week so I like to be somewhat relaxed on the weekends. ;D
My getup is what I wear to go fish. ;D. Never know when stripers are going to hit. I do however GQ from time to time. O0. So what were you wearing when you chased that miniature snake aka worm. :2funny:
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My getup is what I wear to go fish. ;D. Never know when stripers are going to hit. I do however GQ from time to time. O0. So what were you wearing when you chased that miniature snake aka worm. :2funny:
I'm not even sure......and it wasn't a worm. Humph.. >:( :2funny: :P
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I'm not even sure......and it wasn't a worm. Humph.. >:( :2funny: :P
What was I wearing? What kind of snake was it? Did it talk? Do you notice any apple trees? Where you hungry? :D
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What was I wearing? What kind of snake was it? Did it talk? Do you notice any apple trees? Where you hungry? :D
The important and only question you should want to know was what were you doing.....and we both know the answer to that. :2funny: :D :P
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The important and only question you should want to know was what were you doing.....and we both know the answer to that. :2funny: :D :P
What was I doing? I'm guess you were helping me think of a subject to write about. Another ummm...ekekeke ke...piece. ;D :-[
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What was I doing? I'm guess you were helping me think of a subject to write about. Another ummm...ekekeke ke...piece. ;D :-[
Did you suddenly and conveniently forget what I told you? :knuppel2: Thanks for nothing. :2funny: :P
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Did you suddenly and conveniently forget what I told you? :knuppel2: Thanks for nothing. :2funny: :P
You said we was.talking bout poerty stuff? ??? Can you blame me? I am a man. ;D
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You said we was.talking bout poerty stuff? ??? Can you blame me? I am a man. ;D
Hahaha. Ummm, no. Wrong. :D You are a typical man. Hehehe. :P I was referring to the animals.....th anks for nothing. ;D
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Hahaha. Ummm, no. Wrong. :D You are a typical man. Hehehe. :P I was referring to the animals.....th anks for nothing. ;D
You're welcome. O0
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You're welcome. O0
You know I was just being sarcastic, right? Hehehe. :D :P
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You know I was just being sarcastic, right? Hehehe. :D :P
Thank goodness. I was about to piece an apology to ya. It was all up in my head and I wss about to start writing. I may still write it but it'll be for another PH chick that I hopefully won't hurt intentionally. ;D
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Thank goodness. I was about to piece an apology to ya. It was all up in my head and I wss about to start writing. I may still write it but it'll be for another PH chick that I hopefully won't hurt intentionally. ;D
That is a bunch of tall tales that I've ever heard. :2funny: I don't want or need an apology for something that didn't happen. :P You could apologize for calling it a worm though because it certainly was not. >:( ;D
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That is a bunch of tall tales that I've ever heard. :2funny: I don't want or need an apology for something that didn't happen. :P You could apologize for calling it a worm though because it certainly was not. >:( ;D
:2funny: Okay, no apologies then. You clearly stated that it was a miniature snake. There is no such thing as a miniature snake, you knew it was a worm. You just wanted to look tough and a badass. You don't have to lie to kick it with me yo. Why were the animals miniature anyways? Now if we were giants and you didn't realize it then I would completely understand. :D
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:2funny: Okay, no apologies then. You clearly stated that it was a miniature snake. There is no such thing as a miniature snake, you knew it was a worm. You just wanted to look tough and a badass. You don't have to lie to kick it with me yo. Why were the animals miniature anyways? Now if we were giants and you didn't realize it then I would completely understand. :D
No. Seriously, they were miniature and I can't explain why they were, but they were. Believe me, we were not giants. I know what I saw. >:( :knuppel2: ;D :P
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No. Seriously, they were miniature and I can't explain why they were, but they were. Believe me, we were not giants. I know what I saw. >:( :knuppel2: ;D :P
You can go back and dream it again. Try to pay close attention to details. Or you can dream of something totally different. ;D O0
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You can go back and dream it again. Try to pay close attention to details. Or you can dream of something totally different. ;D O0
No. I'm going to dream about me being a ninja. Those were my childhood dreams. They were so cool and I was a great warrior. ;D :D
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No. I'm going to dream about me being a ninja. Those were my childhood dreams. They were so cool and I was a great warrior. ;D :D
Naruto band wagon. ;D Lol, Ya know the origin of ninjas right? A bunch of village farmers. Google it. I can imagine you as a kunoichi. You did say you dress in beat up clothing, just like a farmer. :2funny: They were low class folks so you fit right in. I wonder what tools you have in your bag of tricks besides makeup. ;D I bet you look awesome in black. No lie. O0
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Naruto band wagon. ;D Lol, Ya know the origin of ninjas right? A bunch of village farmers. Google it. I can imagine you as a kunoichi. You did say you dress in beat up clothing, just like a farmer. :2funny: They were low class folks so you fit right in. I wonder what tools you have in your bag of tricks besides makeup. ;D I bet you look awesome in black. No lie. O0
I used to watch that all the time but now, only once in a while. ;D You must be into that? I may dress relaxing on the weekends but still very fashionable, sooo not like a farmer though. :2funny: And no bag of tricks other than what women normally carry. :D I did look cool being a ninja, and all the moves I could do, yeah.... ;D 8)
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I used to watch that all the time but now, only once in a while. ;D You must be into that? I may dress relaxing on the weekends but still very fashionable, sooo not like a farmer though. :2funny: And no bag of tricks other than what women normally carry. :D I did look cool being a ninja, and all the moves I could do, yeah.... ;D 8)
I used to watch Naruto but quit BC it got stupid and too many filers. We used to have Naruto night at my bro's house. I'm more of a one piece fan, Rrrrrrrr. I bet yo lips are poisonous like that one chick in Shinobi.
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I used to watch Naruto but quit BC it got stupid and too many filers. We used to have Naruto night at my bro's house. I'm more of a one piece fan, Rrrrrrrr. I bet yo lips are poisonous like that one chick in Shinobi.
Yeah, I know what you mean.....and sometimes they drag the scenes on. They do that a lot with those anime series. ::) Ummmmm...I have nothing to say about your last comment. :-X :D
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Yeah, I know what you mean.....and sometimes they drag the scenes on. They do that a lot with those anime series. ::) Ummmmm...I have nothing to say about your last comment. :-X :D
One kiss and your dead. Kick the bucket.
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One kiss and your dead. Kick the bucket.
Hahaha. That also reminds me of Viper from the movie Wolverine....b ut it wasn't her lips that were poisonous. ;D
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Hahaha. That also reminds me of Viper from the movie Wolverine....b ut it wasn't her lips that were poisonous. ;D
She was poisonous too. Shed her skin like a snake. Do you do the same too. ;D
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She was poisonous too. Shed her skin like a snake. Do you do the same too. ;D
Isn't it obvious, I'm just like you.....we don't shed skin but we do shed...uh humm.....other things. ;D :D
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Isn't it obvious, I'm just like you.....we don't shed skin but we do shed...uh humm.....other things. ;D :D
Ya talking bout unclothing? Going all natural? Bday suit? O0
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Ya talking bout unclothing? Going all natural? Bday suit? O0
That's one option in regards to shedding.....t here are also hair or tears that can be shedded. ;D :D
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That's one option in regards to shedding.....t here are also hair or tears that can be shedded. ;D :D
That too but I don't like shedding tears. Hurts too daamm much and its salty. Also snot running down the nose too.
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That too but I don't like shedding tears. Hurts too daamm much and its salty. Also snot running down the nose too.
Hahaha. You don't always shed tears due to pain, sometimes it's from happiness too. ;D ;)
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Hahaha. You don't always shed tears due to pain, sometimes it's from happiness too. ;D ;)
Ohhhh yeah, that too. I forgot about that. ;D You're a smart ninja yo, no lie. O0
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Ohhhh yeah, that too. I forgot about that. ;D You're a smart ninja yo, no lie. O0
There are a couple more reasons why people may shed tears and I'm sure you've thought of them too. ;) ;) ;D
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There are a couple more reasons why people may shed tears and I'm sure you've thought of them too. ;) ;) ;D
There are things folks do.to.shed off weight. I don't.feel like.thinking,.too much. I think I'm just tired.
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There are things folks do.to.shed off weight. I don't.feel like.thinking,.too much. I think I'm just tired.
You must be tired because you're abusing your punctuations there. :2funny: ;D :D
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You must be tired because you're abusing your punctuations there. :2funny: ;D :D
Ohhh snap, I swear I was using the space bar. I blame my phone. O0
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Ohhh snap, I swear I was using the space bar. I blame my phone. O0
:2funny: You should have just agreed and said yes, it was due to being tired. ;D :D ;)
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:2funny: You should have just agreed and said yes, it was due to being tired. ;D :D ;)
Yes, I don't remember replying at all. I think I was sleeping in the car during while on a trip. Hmmmz.
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Yes, I don't remember replying at all. I think I was sleeping in the car during while on a trip. Hmmmz.
So what are you saying.....you were driving, sleeping, and posting on PH? :2funny: :D
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So what are you saying.....you were driving, sleeping, and posting on PH? :2funny: :D
Nooooo, my friend was driving and I was tired and bored dude. >:(
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Nooooo, my friend was driving and I was tired and bored dude. >:(
I know, I'm just teasing ya. ;D :P
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I know, I'm just teasing ya. ;D :P
Your version of teasing is different from mine. So you weren't teasing me. Mocking me perhaps? Insult? Criticism? Hating?
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Your version of teasing is different from mine. So you weren't teasing me. Mocking me perhaps? Insult? Criticism? Hating?
Hahaha. Teasing leads to hate.....hmmmm ....that's a first for me. I know that you can't be driving and sleeping at the same time.....unles s of course, you sleepwalk, which I highly doubt. ;D :D
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Hahaha. Teasing leads to hate.....hmmmm ....that's a first for me. I know that you can't be driving and sleeping at the same time.....unles s of course, you sleepwalk, which I highly doubt. ;D :D
I used to sleepwalk as a kid. I would put on my shoes and go back to bed.
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I used to sleepwalk as a kid. I would put on my shoes and go back to bed.
Are you pulling my leg? ???
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Are you pulling my leg? ???
Honest truth. I don't think it lasted long.
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Honest truth. I don't think it lasted long.
If you still did, I would play a trick on you......just like the one you played on me..... :knuppel2: >:D ;D :P
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If you still did, I would play a trick on you......just like the one you played on me..... :knuppel2: >:D ;D :P
The Joker(you) is now the Jester. Muahahahaha. :2funny: >:D
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The Joker(you) is now the Jester. Muahahahaha. :2funny: >:D
Ummm....excuse me but they're the same thing....and yes, I do play jokes....so I guess the jokes on you. ;D :P
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Ummm....excuse me but they're the same thing....and yes, I do play jokes....so I guess the jokes on you. ;D :P
Two totally different characters. You're The Fool now.
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Two totally different characters. You're The Fool now.
So which one am I? Hehehe. :D :P
Jester
1. a person who is given to witticisms, jokes, and pranks.
2. a professional fool or clown, especially at a medieval court.
Joker
1. a person who jokes.
2. a person who thinks he or she is very funny; prankster.
3. a wise guy; wiseacre; smart aleck.
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So which one am I? Hehehe. :D :P
Jester
1. a person who is given to witticisms, jokes, and pranks.
2. a professional fool or clown, especially at a medieval court.
Joker
1. a person who jokes.
2. a person who thinks he or she is very funny; prankster.
3. a wise guy; wiseacre; smart aleck.
A professional Fool. :2funny: I like that. Has a nice legit sound to it. O0
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A professional Fool. :2funny: I like that. Has a nice legit sound to it. O0
Not only am I a jester, I am a joker as well. In other words, I was right. ;D :P
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Not only am I a jester, I am a joker as well. In other words, I was right. ;D :P
There are 2 jokers in a deck of playing cards so yea, you are both.
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There are 2 jokers in a deck of playing cards so yea, you are both.
Not to toot my own horn but.....Yes, I'm right. Yes, I'm right. *dances the jig* :2funny: :D :P
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Not to toot my own horn but.....Yes, I'm right. Yes, I'm right. *dances the jig* :2funny: :D :P
There are two of y'all. So it fits nicely. :P
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There are two of y'all. So it fits nicely. :P
All I care about is you admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Kekeke. >:D :booty: ;D :P
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All I care about is you admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Kekeke. >:D :booty: ;D :P
I did not admit that I was wrong. I agreed that you were right. There is a difference. You have much to learn my young padawan. ;D
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I did not admit that I was wrong. I agreed that you were right. There is a difference. You have much to learn my young padawan. ;D
Omgosh. Not you too. Doh! *palm smacks forehead* Ok, let's go over this.....I said they were the same, you said no, I proved it to you by showing you their definitions, you agree that I'm right.....so what does that say? You are really saying that I am right while you were wrong. ;D :booty: :P
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Omgosh. Not you too. Doh! *palm smacks forehead* Ok, let's go over this.....I said they were the same, you said no, I proved it to you by showing you their definitions, you agree that I'm right.....so what does that say? You are really saying that I am right while you were wrong. ;D :booty: :P
Fine, I admit defeat. Happy now? I bet so. :tickedoff: :BangHead:
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Fine, I admit defeat. Happy now? I bet so. :tickedoff: :BangHead:
:2funny: Now was that so hard. Just to warn you, I'm usually right about a lot of things. >:D ;D :P
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:2funny: Now was that so hard. Just to warn you, I'm usually right about a lot of things. >:D ;D :P
It was hard but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. You, right about a lot of things? I think you're coitusing with me. We shall see.
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It was hard but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. You, right about a lot of things? I think you're coitusing with me. We shall see.
:o Very sly of you. ;D We shall definitely see. >:D :D
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This is the Hmong girl that I hate. If I'd meet her again I would........
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Jason, that's just her way of telling you that she likes you. ;)
Are you sure? What about a grown woman that smacks my forehead and calls me names? ??? :evil6: :P
That moment in that picture still haunts me and inspired me to write this piece. :)
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Girls don't pay attention to guys unless they like them or have some form of attachment to them.... thus, when she was bullying you, she was really saying, "JUST KISS ME DAMMIT!"
This goes for grown women too..... something for you to think about. ;)
I don't know yo. Y'all are mysterious wonderful creatures. I was so afraid and scared that I let her play with my toys and did what she said. I'm damaged goods. So women still act the same way even as adults. Hmmmmz. I shall ponder on this info. O0
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p.s. if you get sued for molesting someone, don't blame me ok. ;D
I won't end up on Chris Hansen's How To Catch A Predator. ;D
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Or..... instead of wondering what a girl wants, or being scared to speak up for yourself, maybe you could just straight out ask her. "Hey do you like me? What do you want from me? Can I do anything for you?" etc etc. Sometimes being straightforwar d works.
This is golden advice coming from a mysterious, wonderful creature. ;D
Or I can have my wing woman do it for me. Behind this hard exterior I'm shy. :)
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:happy1: *watches the interaction between Jason and Amanuensis* ;D
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:happy1: *watches the interaction between Jason and Amanuensis* ;D
Amanuensis, I tRouBLe is waiting for you to ask her the those questions. ;D
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I have no idea what's going on now. ;D
I think she needs your advice more than I. Do your magic. O0
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Hmm I think Trouble is doing just fine. :)
Yes, you are right about that and everything else. ;)
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Amanuensis, I tRouBLe is waiting for you to ask her the those questions. ;D
??? Ummmmm.......l ooks like you're the one who needs assistance. Hehehe. ;D :P
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??? Ummmmm.......l ooks like you're the one who needs assistance. Hehehe. ;D :P
You maybe right for a change. I think that girl was the first to smacked my head. That's the only memory I remember in that picture. ???
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You maybe right for a change. I think that girl was the first to smacked my head. That's the only memory I remember in that picture. ???
Huh? :dontknow: I think you misunderstood me.....I wasn't talking about the picture. Hehehe. ;D
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Huh? :dontknow: I think you misunderstood me.....I wasn't talking about the picture. Hehehe. ;D
Then what were you talking about? ???
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Look and read what I quoted. ;D :P
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Look and read what I quoted. ;D :P
You quoted a bunch since the first page. :D :P
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Huh? :dontknow: :-*'s to you all! ;D ;D
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Huh? :dontknow: :-*'s to you all! ;D ;D
She's your friend. You should know or even you don't know. :P
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You quoted a bunch since the first page. :D :P
What did I quote and respond to when I said it looks like you're the one who needs assistance? My joke isn't funny any more after all this time and if I have to point it out. Hehehe. ;D :P
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What did I quote and respond to when I said it looks like you're the one who needs assistance? My joke isn't funny any more after all this time and if I have to point it out. Hehehe. ;D :P
Your jokes aren't that funny but what you rarely say is. :P
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Your jokes aren't that funny but what you rarely say is. :P
Whatever. You just don't want to admit that they can be funny. Hehehe. ;D :P
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Whatever. You just don't want to admit that they can be funny. Hehehe. ;D :P
Yes, "they can be funny". You don't have a funny bone in you. :P
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I thought we all had a funny bone in us..........an d it huuurrrrrttttt ts when it gets bumped on. ;D :D
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I thought we all had a funny bone in us..........an d it huuurrrrrttttt ts when it gets bumped on. ;D :D
Have you smacked yourself on the forehead lately? ;D :P
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No, but I will smack yours. *smacks your forehead* :D :P
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No, but I will smack yours. *smacks your forehead* :D :P
Why are you smacking dOuBLe for? Are yoi two fighting? Play nice. :P
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Hehehe. You know that's not who I was smacking. >:D ;D :P
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Hehehe. You know that's not who I was smacking. >:D ;D :P
No, I don't know. You weren't specific. dOuBLe, you shouldnt have to take that ya know. :D :P
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I said "smacks your forehead." ;D :P
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Don't break your hand, I am hard headed. You won't do much damage with a single smack. ;D :P
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I have already done damage. >:D How quickly you forget. Hehehe. ;D :P
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I have already done damage. >:D How quickly you forget. Hehehe. ;D :P
You had help. Ganging up and side swiping me from behind. I got you back though. The damage I did went to straight to where it hurts the most. I won't do that anymore. :evil6: :P
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I admit, you got me........WITH help too. :P By the look of those emoticons, I doubt I've see the last of your pranks. ;D
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You started it so I had to get back up. I'm to busy to come up with new pranks. ;D
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Oh, I didn't realize you had to think of pranks to play on me. We wouldn't want you to do that, I know it hurts for you to think. Hehehe. ;D :P
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Just like you didn't realize the second prank. Falling for the first prank is a givien but the second? Who wasn't thinking then. :2funny:. It's nice to know you did care. :P
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Humph. That was a mean prank........b ut in the end, it was funny. I'm glad you were ok. ;D
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You're too nice for me to play another prank on. I like that about you. O0. Also, you may double the payback. :P
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If I'm too nice, then quit it. ;D
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If I'm too nice, then quit it. ;D
Your request is still pending. :P
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Pending? You mean whatever I say goes. ;D :P
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Pending? You mean whatever I say goes. ;D :P
Sure, it goes in one ear and out the other. :P :D
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Isn't that typical of you? Hehehe. ;D
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Isn't that typical of you? Hehehe. ;D
That's because you spew nonsense most of the time. ;D
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What?! :knuppel2: Humph. >:( My supposedly nonsense makes sense. ;D
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You supposedly make sense of your nonsense by not having any sense. :P
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How would you know what I do unless it's really not nonsense. 《====And that was a rhetorical question. Hehehe. ;D
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Are you still drunk from bar hopping, you're making nonsense. :P
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Huh? I'm making nonsense? ??? You mean I'm nonsensical... ..I'm speaking nonsense...... or I make no sense? Hehehe. :D :P
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It's all taradiddle. ;D
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Are you saying I fib? Humph. :knuppel2: :D :P
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Are you saying I fib? Humph. :knuppel2: :D :P
You could be fibbing right now. :dontknow: :glasses13:
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Or it could be nonsense. :D ;D
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But it is nonsense, nonsensical, and makes no sense. :D ;D
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So what was your point again......or maybe your point was of nonsense. ;D
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Its nonsense for you to think that what I said was nonsense. :D
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I Hate Hmong Girls Too