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Title: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 09:50:06 AM
she likes them superhero and disney movie stuff
$10/hour guy here
can't really afford these kinda of vacation
but my wife is rich so i get tag along

these ticket are pretty cool looking

(https://i.imgur.com/sauJ6rK.jpg)
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 09:55:36 AM
i ask her how much did it cost
and she say "don't ask, just go"

 :D :D

i know these trip ain't cheap... man
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: ProudLao on November 02, 2021, 12:59:07 PM
You’re too old for that lol
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 01:02:33 PM
If I go to Disney, I'd take a kid with me just so it looks like I'm showing the kid around, but, in truth, I'm the one enjoying it.

You’re too old for that lol
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 01:21:25 PM
my wife is into them superheroes stuff
like ironman, spiderman, thor etc...
and also disney princess and stuff
i saw some disney princess doll in the drawer

 ;D ;D ;D O0 O0

well see man...

im out of vacation
so im going have to fake another family member death again


Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 01:26:07 PM
She's a kid bride.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: ProudLao on November 02, 2021, 04:53:28 PM
If I go to Disney, I'd take a kid with me just so it looks like I'm showing the kid around, but, in truth, I'm the one enjoying it.

LOL

Parents will always take their kids but I’m sure they do enjoy it too.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: theking on November 02, 2021, 05:07:56 PM
The "FAKE".. "wife" and the FAKATION "disney" trip are as real as his FAKATION trip to "Canada"  ;D:

(https://i.imgur.com/Fy5pDse.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/vahrCHm.png?1)
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: NtsesHnub on November 02, 2021, 05:34:10 PM
I went to Disney World a few years ago during July 4th and it was freaking fun.  Ride Avatar first and it's the best 3D ride ever.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 05:55:28 PM
We Hmong have a saying: use the children to shoot the arrow.

LOL

Parents will always take their kids but I’m sure they do enjoy it too.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: ProudLao on November 02, 2021, 06:05:04 PM
Elaborate please. That’s new to me lol
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: DuMa on November 02, 2021, 06:44:24 PM
It is her que for you to shoot her in the azz cuz she wants a baby

 :2funny:
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: VillainousHero on November 02, 2021, 09:41:27 PM
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 10:15:15 PM
It is her que for you to shoot her in the azz cuz she wants a baby

 :2funny:

Well see
I get baddd jet lag alot
Going see if i get the strength for sex

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 10:17:25 PM
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D

I will let you know

Lol
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: DuMa on November 02, 2021, 10:19:13 PM
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D

You tripping.  A kid got pulled in by a Gator there at that resort.

I grew up in gator infested water ways in narleans.  I grew up fishing solo and with my childhood friends.  We got a few kids drowning every year but we got lucky that non of us were victims of a gator. 

Thinking back, I'm actually scared now.  Imagine walking along a trail of the bank and a gator stood in your way, what would you do?  I've seen Gators n water moccasin, another deadly water snakes just chilling in my path but as kids, we don't know any better.  We would go after them like they were supposed to be afraid of us. 

If California has Gators n poisonous snakes, I kid you not, I'll sell all my fishing gears n quit.  Only thing we should look out for here are rattlers but they are found in dry rocky areas.  This is why I don't fish for native trout.  To get there, you have rattlesnake, bears, mountain lions to worry about.  Hell no to that.  Risk is just too much for the wagering. 
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 10:29:03 PM
You tripping.  A kid got pulled in by a Gator there at that resort.

I grew up in gator infested water ways in narleans.  I grew up fishing solo and with my childhood friends.  We got a few kids drowning every year but we got lucky that non of us were victims of a gator. 

Thinking back, I'm actually scared now.  Imagine walking along a trail of the bank and a gator stood in your way, what would you do?  I've seen Gators n water moccasin, another deadly water snakes just chilling in my path but as kids, we don't know any better.  We would go after them like they were supposed to be afraid of us. 

If California has Gators n poisonous snakes, I kid you not, I'll sell all my fishing gears n quit.  Only thing we should look out for here are rattlers but they are found in dry rocky areas.  This is why I don't fish for native trout.  To get there, you have rattlesnake, bears, mountain lions to worry about.  Hell no to that.  Risk is just too much for the wagering.

You own a handgun man??
I got 45 that you can have
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: DuMa on November 02, 2021, 10:35:36 PM
You own a handgun man??
I got 45 that you can have

In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must. 
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 02, 2021, 10:38:45 PM
In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must.

Oh lol

Them animal are more scared of you
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 10:45:27 PM
It's not using just children; it's using anything or anyone else. For example, a guy really wants to see his mistress but can't because his wife would kill him. So, he goes deer hunting...that's the part about shooting the arrow...but instead of hunting, he takes a detour to his mistress's place or have the mistress go to a lodge with him.

Another example: I may be pretending to take a young guy to Laos to search for a wife. My wife would let me go to help this young guy out. But the truth is I've used this young guy's purpose  in hiding just so I could take a peek at some young hotties there.


Elaborate please. That’s new to me lol
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 10:46:37 PM
In Laos, you can even shoot fish with a gun or some dynamite or grenade.

In California, it is legal to go hiking or fishing with a loaded gun

For our protection, it is a must.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: Reporter on November 02, 2021, 10:47:16 PM
Yeah. But ain't no fishin' allowed.

Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: DuMa on November 02, 2021, 10:51:58 PM
Oh lol

Them animal are more scared of you

It is aggressive in California.  You dock your boat and you go park your truck n trailer n by the time you got back, your boat is gone. 

Criminals still robbing you for fishing here in California.  That nice pole that you got, that's money but you n your ugly stick from Walmart, you be safe cuz even criminal are picky n they don't want your Walmart junk.
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 03, 2021, 08:48:22 AM
It is aggressive in California.  You dock your boat and you go park your truck n trailer n by the time you got back, your boat is gone. 

Criminals still robbing you for fishing here in California.  That nice pole that you got, that's money but you n your ugly stick from Walmart, you be safe cuz even criminal are picky n they don't want your Walmart junk.

No need to be scared
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: YAX on November 03, 2021, 12:42:19 PM
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 03, 2021, 01:03:56 PM
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?

probably

i ask my wife how much
and she just say so "you don't need to know"

 :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on November 03, 2021, 10:34:10 PM
nice, happy for you both...but nobody cares...lols.. .have fun- make memories while you still can...covid-19 might just be the start of something worse...its not the first pandemic, wont be the last...the bible dont fuken play around when it talks about pandemics...ha ha

I travel a few times already during covid out of state
KEEP THOSE MASK ON!!!
Just fast food drive through
And pack food from home
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on December 05, 2021, 10:09:29 PM
Heard that the disney ponds are stocked with large mouth bass.  :D

Yup

Can confirm this
Saw lots of bass, panfish
And.....
Tilapia

 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on December 05, 2021, 10:10:55 PM
nice, happy for you both...but nobody cares...lols.. .have fun- make memories while you still can...covid-19 might just be the start of something worse...its not the first pandemic, wont be the last...the bible dont fuken play around when it talks about pandemics...ha ha

It was fun
The place was pack to the bones
No 6ft distance
Gotta wear mask inside the building and rides
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on December 05, 2021, 10:15:48 PM
What are they like now? $120? $140/each?

Expensive as Hell
Get ready to shell big $$$$
Their tshirt were going for around $40
$10-15 burger
$3 water bottle... you can get 24 bottles for $3 at Walmart

 ;D ;D ;D

Get ready to pay big money $$$$
Title: Re: my wife is taking my poor broke ass to disney this month!!! LOL
Post by: hmgROCK on December 05, 2021, 10:27:23 PM
It is pack to the bones
Some area
Its elbow to elbow

No social distance what so ever
 ;D ;D