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Creative Corner => Online Journal => Topic started by: Pandora` on March 03, 2010, 01:19:44 PM
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i love brussel sprouts
slightly bitter but yummy with bits of bacon and chili pepper
:)
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i love brussel sprouts
slightly bitter but yummy with bits of bacon and chili pepper
:)
Mmmm...sounds delicious.
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went to the staff meeting
one of the manager has ginormous ears
good thing he has a big head
;D
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she's such a cutie pie
:)
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didn't know captain picard had an artificial heart
#1 is dreamy. always found counselor to be beautiful
data's my favorite
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i wonder if data's like ken down there
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see me tomorrow
:)
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weekend plans:
friday evening:
#1 attend fundraising event
saturday:
#1 shopping w/ mom and sis
#2 lunch date with friends
#3 pick up art supplies at michael's
#4 DO TAXES
sunday:
#1 do laundry
#2 clean house - FRIDGE
#3 upload photos to laptop
#4 grocery shopping
#5 pick up garden supplies at menard's
#6 start seedlings for garden
#7 start art project
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OH MY GOSH!!!!
CAN THIS DAY GO ANY SLOWER!!!
:BangHead:
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a high of 55 on thursday.
snow, snow, go away, come again in another 7 months.
am SO ready for summer. 8)
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so i accidentally clicked on "Chatroom" in the top menu bar and received this:
(http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/fakeandjunk/2-1.png)
immediately thought the workplace had finally caught on... ;D
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holy smokes!
chuck norris is 70!
he looks great! even hulk hogan (57) looks older than him.
:)
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today's a good day for snuggling under the blanket...
in the buff.
;)
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a lot is a lot
not alot
:)
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I wonder if you like it there.
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I wonder if you like it there.
here's not too bad.
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daymn!!!
i'm coming down with something.
been sneezing all day. sore throat. eyes and mind going :confused2:
too earlier for allergies?
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a lot is a lot
not alot
:)
not alot is not not a lot
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not alot is not not a lot
nah-uh.
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almost there.
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OH CRAP!!!
dangnit! darnnit!
been working on a document for the last hour and just lost it!!!
:angry4:
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YES!
i just did it!!!
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You go girl! Was it battery operated? ;)
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nope. it was human powered. ;)
will do it again tomorrow.
and depending on how i feel, maybe on Friday too.
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Forecast for the next couple of days: wet and slippery.
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(http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/fakeandjunk/1-2.png)
make sure to have your umbrella ready.
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Bright and sunny here. Is it wet there?
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as you forecasted, mr. weatherman.
nice today but the next couple of days will be wet and slippery.
(http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/fakeandjunk/1-3.png)
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YES! YES! YES!
so close to home.
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i axed yous to see if yous knew them.
but yous said no.
and now yous sayin' that yous tried to do bizness wit them but got denied.
so what iz it, mr. horn? yous doin' sum bizness wit them or not?
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pushy sales people.
i hate you!
:angry5:
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YES! YES! YES!
so close to home.
Did you get there?
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Did you get there?
not referring to myself.
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will be attending a wedding this weekend.
love weddings. think its great when two people find love and want to spend the rest of their lives together.
i believe in love.
:)
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Benjamin says she will do it.
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give it.
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lunch: ham & cheese hot pocket.
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Gently, please.
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i will not think about it.
i will not think about it.
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stop thinking about it!
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So hard to stop.
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So hard to stop.
not anymore.
over and done with.
8)
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turn the page
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqNFAU0tOw&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqNFAU0tOw&feature=related
can't youtube at work.
sorry. me no see.
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The dark is no place to be.
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with youtube, i'm good.
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i super need to go to bed earlier.
goal for tonight: in bed by midnight.
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Midnight is a good time to...cuddle up.
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lunch: smoked pork w/ napa cabbage, rice, & pepper.
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Pepper; a must have.
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yes. no meal is complete w/out pepper.
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i need new glasses.
or get my current one adjusted.
just went to the bathroom, and it almost fell off my face as i leaned forward to flush the toilet.
i never take care of them.
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would like to get a new job.
current one's not working out.
too much down time.
currently on page 6 of hmong ghost stories thread.
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URGH!
am not a happy person right now!
how can that be?
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very upset. :angry8:
gonna leave early.
25 minutes and counting...
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page 7.
jack 25.
BYE!
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people must hate me.
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i super need to go to bed earlier.
goal for tonight: in bed by midnight.
thumbs up for me.
was in bed by nine. knocked out in minutes.
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my personal email has been receiving a lot of junk mail lately.
even more going directly into the spam folder.
have never had this problem since i opened it back in '98.
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people must hate me.
Do I really have to?
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Do I really have to?
others do.
are you a follower, leader, or bystander?
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A man leads when he is allowed to and follows when he must.
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A man leads when he is allowed to and follows when he must.
:)
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diet coke.
it does me awake.
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A green Monster is way better!
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A green Monster is way better!
never tried it. probably won't.
more of a juice and water drinker. only drink diet coke in the morning when i'm super tired. starting to go back to my old habit of staying up late. last night/this morning, 4 am.
bad, bad Pandora`.
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Bad girl need a spank.
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gas stations w/ no pay at the pump service...
you ain't never gettin' my money.
:iroc:
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so, i received my plants on tuesday and after dinner planted them in pots.
persimmon tree is bigger than i expected but was shipped bare rooted so am concerned a bit.
guava tree looks healthy.
blueberry bush also looks healthy. has a couple of flowers on it.
blackberry/raspberries are twigs. not so sure about them. won't be getting any berries for a couple of years.
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also ordered peach, banana, and dwarf orange trees from another vendor. hopefully it will come in may as they promised.
tree i want the most: mango
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Six inches of snow this morning.
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Six inches of snow this morning.
eek!!! wouldn't want to be where you are.
here:
(http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/fakeandjunk/1-4.png)
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eating lunch now.
scramble eggs w/ ham, green onions, and cilantro.
yummy.
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No rice. No good.
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am cutting rice out from my meals.
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lately i've been thinking about what i've been asked to do and...
i don't know if i can do it. don't know if i want to do it.
i'm sure others would welcome the opportunity but i just can't see myself in this role.
need more time.
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need to :sleepy2:
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Sweet, sweet dreams.
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went to bk.
told them i wanted "apple pie."
they gave me "apple fries."
wth pays $1.69 for an apple. if you are going to go to a fast food joint, you should buy fast food. no need to make yourself look good.
anyway, they gave me my apple pie. and i demanded my change back too.
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Better apple pies at Mickey D's.
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bk's way better.
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looking forward to the weekend.
gonna sleep in all day on sat. maybe do a little gardening. clean house. take a few pictures.
i'm gonna miss my mommy.
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missing my mommy...
come 4:30, i am going to bolt out of here. pick up my baby, go grocery shopping then head home.
still deciding if i should pick up a duck or try the new recipes i found on the net today.
been wanting to eat duck for two weeks now.
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Don't wait 'til tomorrow to eat what you can today. Tomorrow may not come.
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been checking my bank account every day for the last few days.
can't wait to get my tax return. need to pay bills.
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feeling much, much better now.
:D
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nothing yet.
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April 30, 2010.
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fudge. FUDGE!
just when i think i'm all caught up...something/someone always yanks my hair.
>:(
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still waiting.
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what the hey...
should be super tired from staying up til 4 am.
not a bit.
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enough for now.
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happy friday to me!
let's hope the weather cooperates.
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yes, my camera arrived today.
pink sony cybershot w/ my name engraved on it.
looking forward to making more memories.
should've check. does not superimpose the date onto the image. liked that feature on old camera.
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excited. can't wait until tomorrow morning.
been looking forward to this for so long now.
finally.
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my back hurts.
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am sad today.
:'(
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what a nice day.
can't wait to get out of here.
pick up my little baby and my big baby.
do some damage to my checking account.
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had the strangest dream last night.
who was that man? my father or an old boyfriend?
oh well, it was a happy event.
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YES! it has arrived!
but almost all gone now.
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got a late start this morning.
this weekend, mind will not be with body.
am so sad. don't think it's hit yet.
:'(
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note to self: order photos before the studio takes them down.
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photos and frame have been ordered. should arrive any day now.
saturday should be a good day. may be tiring and long, but will only happen once. looking forward to it. friday evening, not so much.
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time to go.
bye ph. see you tomorrow.
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so i went to check my garden yesterday with my baby. been out of town and raining like crazy the last couple of weeks.
everything's growing well. the zucchini's are pretty big. just starting to flower.
have a few chili peppers and the bitter melons...wow! i don't like to eat them but just wanted to grow it. will have to give them away.
green onions are plenty...need to give some away.
most excited about the chicken herbs. will get to freeze my own this year instead of buying it from the flea market.
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harvested one japanese eggplant and some green beans already.
bitter melons are getting big. will have to give those to my mommy. she likes eating them.
my baby loves picking the lemon grass leaves. that's probably because they're her height and right by the fence. she's not allowed in the garden. at least not until the tomatoes and strawberries are ready. am sure she will eat as she picks them.
am excited.
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husband/wife conversation regarding salt...
setting: wife's workplace. corner office. cisco ip phone rings.
wife: this is pandora.
husband: hey, are you still at work?
wife: yes. are you done?
husband: yeah.
wife: why so early?
husband: i only saw two people today.
wife: hey, can you do me a favor?
husband: sure.
wife: can you stop by cubs and buy some salt? we're completely out.
husband: sure. anything else you want?
wife: nope, just salt.
husband: okay.
wife: thanks.
husband: what time are you leaving work?
wife: around 4:30 pm.
husband: okay...i'll see you later.
wife: bye.
husband: bye.
3 hours later...the wife's phone rings again.
wife: this is pandora.
husband: hey, are you still at work?
wife: yeah, but i'm leaving right now.
husband: hey, i didn't get any salt.
wife: why?
husband: i stopped at CVS and they didn't have any.
wife: why would you go to CVS to buy salt?
husband: i thought they would have it.
wife: if they didn't have it, why didn't you go down the street to cubs?
husband: because i'm home now.
wife: why didn't you go to cubs and then go home?
husband: because i really thought CVS would have it!
wife: i don't know what to say now.
husband: if you really want me to go to cubs and buy salt i will.
wife: no, you stay home. i will go to city hall to take care of our business, then go to pick up our baby, and then go to cubs to purchase salt for your dinner.
husband: my dinner?
wife: yes, your dinner!
husband: aren't you going to eat?
wife: no, not after this!
husband: why are you mad?
wife: what are you doing right now?
husband: ...nothing.
wife: tell me in details.
husband: ...i'm taking a nap.
wife: and when did you leave work?
husband: ...around 1.
wife: exactly...that's why i'm not hungry!
husband: what does my leaving work at 1 have to do with your appetite?
wife: it axed it completely. i have to get going. need to make three stops before i can come home.
husband: okay...don't be mad at me...i really thought CVS would have salt.
wife: it doesn't matter now.
husband: are you sure?
wife: yes.
husband: i'll see you later honey.
wife: are you sure? j/k...yeah...i'll see you later.
husband: bye...i love you.
wife: sure, sure. BYE!
the end.
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took a test last night and saw two lines.
one pink, one blue. O0
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the husband sent me an email this morning.
will be another 36 hours. delivering a baby in a short while.
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baby pooped in the bathtub this morning. the look on baby's face...baby thought baby was in trouble, but baby's been kind of sick lately so i couldn't get upset. plus, baby's got a few more months to go before we can start potty training.
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OMFG!!!!!!!
:idiot2: ::) :argue: :BangHead: :cussing: :cussing: :cwm10: :evil1: :evil3: :evil7: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :munky2: :pain10: :protest: :sign5: :violent1: :violent1: :violent1:
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oh my gosh! that baby!
why must you poop in the bathtub? was my stern look last week not enough?
me love you forever! :-*
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husband/wife conversation regarding cliantro.
setting: your typical apartment. wife's in the kitchen and husband's on the couch watching tv.
wife: honey, can you run to cub foods and get me some cliantro and green onions.
husband: now?
wife: yes, now. this dish won't taste good w/out them.
husband: why don't you cook something else?
wife: i don't want to cook anything else. besides, i'm all done preparing the rest of the ingredients.
husband: we don't have to eat that dish.
wife: but i really want to eat this dish and i've been craving it for a couple of days now. (btw, wife...8 months pregnant)
husband: fine, i'll go.
30 mintues later. husband returns w/ cub foods grocery bag and places it on the dining table.
the wife takes the cliantro out of the bag. walked over to the sink and turned on the water. after a closer look, wife walks around the apartment, with the bundle of cliantro in hand, and looks for the husband. finds him in his workout room, lifting free weights.
raising the bundle of cliantro...
wife: what is this?
husband: cliantro.
wife: no, it's not! what is it?
husband: i thought it was cliantro. is it not?
wife: come smell this and tell me if it's cliantro!
husband: no!
wife: why not?
husband: you're going to hit me with it.
wife: well then, tell me what it is. is this some kind of joke?
husband: seriously, i thought it was cliantro.
wife: well it's not! how can a GROWN Hmong man not know what cliantro looks like?
husband: i thought it looked a little weird but it said cliantro. see, i even picked the greenest one they had.
wife: well, it don't matter what you picked and purchased, this ain't cliantro!
husband: what it is then?
wife: how the heck should i know. it smells like tree bark and is just as tough! i can't even tear off the stems.
husband: sorry. want me to go back?
wife: no! we'll eat eggs!
the end.
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am in need of new job.
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something needs to change.
cannot continue like this. :(
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lately i've been thinking about being a stay at home mom. when it was first suggested to me, i wasn't too keen about the idea because i've been working since i was eight. but as of late, all i think about when i'm at work is my baby girl. gosh, she has brought me, us, so much joy.
i keep thinking that maybe if i find something else that will keep me motivated and challenged, i would change my mind about about being a full time (physical) mom but with another on the way, the more i think about it, the more sense it makes.
sure we'll struggle for the next couple of years w/ just one income, but we've somehow managed to do exactly that for the last few years. compared to what we've been through, what's two years...
will make my decision in the spring when all facts are presented.
O0
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so i finally confessed to the husband that i didn't like being pregnant.
i mean, who likes having the need to puke everyday. i could be talking to someone and then all of a sudden have to tell them that i have to go. also, the heart burns. hate, hate them. the husband gave me meds for it but i hate taking medications. am horrible at it. right now, am taking prenatal vitamins and zantax. went to my first OB appointment yesterday and she told me i'm going to have to start talking calcium supplements. wth! then as we were leaving the clinic, the husband tells me, we have to get you vitamin d supplements as well.
i'm like...wtf...p renatal vitamins, zantax, calcium, and vitamin d supplements. i can't do all of that every day. but then if i want to have a healthy baby, i better stick to it. calcium's for my bones and i sure as heck want to grow old with the husband. i mean, he's no prince charming but he sure is a knight in shining armor.
the nurse said the queasiness should start to go away around week 14. i know it will, but until then, can't a pregnant lady complain a bit. :idiot2:
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i've been having weird dreams during the last couple of nights. find myself waking up in the middle of the night and reflecting on what i've just dreamt about. some have been good dreams and others...well, just plain scary. like the one where i went to work but ended up being in a school/university where the principal kills and tortures the students/employees. there was blood everywhere and the folks who worked there were like zombies. some had cuts and whip lashes all over their body. most were covered in blood. at the end of the day, they all walked towards this room where they would be tortured overnight.
i escaped the building by walking out the door. yep...i just walked out the door. the principal let a few people leave the building so that it would seem like the place was properly functioning. though, the folks who were allowed to leave the building knew that they had to come back in the morning because a member of their family was kept in the building. i saw this lady leave the building and i followed right behind her. as i was walking out the door, somehow, i just knew that the principal was keeping her little girl in the building and if she didn't return, the principal would torture and kill her daughter.
as soon as i walked out the door, the event taking outside of the building was a graduation. there were students taking pictures w/ their families. even i was in a cap and gown. i saw my family walking towards me. my mom was carrying my little girl and all i could think about was...why did she bring my little girl to such a horrible place. i also knew that as soon as i told them about what was happening inside the building, that they would all be taken away from me. i would not be able to bear it.
we pretended to take pictures on the steps while i told my SIL to go get my car. the whole time i could feel the principals eyes on us. we ended up getting into my car and drove away. there's more to the dream but in the end we got away and that is what's most important. my little girl was not harmed.
i'm not one to believe in my "night" dreams. however, i've been thinking more and more that maybe there are trying to tell me something. and the only thing i can think of is that i will have a difficult pregnancy. no body wants children more than the husband and i. we don't talk much about how many kids we should have or shouldn't have...its just an understanding between the two of us that we should have a family. and with us wanting a family, i just want everything to go as smoothly as possible.
am rambling on but i can't believe my dreams have me concerned.
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on a lighter note...
my fearless daughter head butted me last night on my nose. still hurts! :knuppel2:
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just got back from oak city grill. burger was goooood!
just need to survive the next three hours.
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okay...so i'm totally okay w/ being pregnant. but whoever decided that it was okay to throw in all the other symptoms along w/ it is one messed up ducker. just let me go a day w/out puking my lunch. why can't i just enjoy being pregnant?
wanna know what's going to happen next? once the queasiness starts to fade, i'm going to get food aversion. won't want to eat anything. everything will be bland. no favor. then the husband will diagnosis me as emotionally depress again...and i have will have to convince him that i'm not.
boy, i tell ya, if my kids don't love me in the future. i'm gonna have to take them out....somehow . :knuppel2:
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URGH!!!!!
WHAT A MUSHROOM!!!
:angry8: :angry8: :angry4: :angry5: :angryfire: :BangHead: :cussing: :confused5: :evil4: :evil4: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :mumum: :pain10: :protest: :protest:
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from last night...
had a dream that i was a male. the dream was another epic dream.
started from when i was a young child, probably 8-9 years old. anyway, i was somehow...sent home from school for misbehaving. on my way home, the road turned into something out of an asian movie. the small path lead uphill and was surround by tall, tall bamboos. on one side there was a deep ravine and as i continued on the path, i walk passed some rustling in the ravine. i pushed the bamboo leaves aside and peeked to see what was going on. i saw the principal standing over a student. he was yelling at someone; telling the student to hurry up. i looked over to the right of th principal and saw a female student around 12-14 years old, holding onto her shirt. her underwear was around her knees and her skirt hiked up to her waist. she was dirty and crying. the principal was yelling at her to hurry up and put her bra on. he looked up at me and saw me looking down at the both of them. i slowly got up and continued walking. trying to pretend that that didn't happened. i even whistled and skipped...
anyway, as the dream continued, i turned out to be a murderer. i killed people that i thought was bad/evil. my first victim was the principal. i was convinced that the principal had raped the female student that i saw him with. was convinced that there was more rape victims. he had a reputation...o ne that you didn't want to get on his bad side...especia lly if you were a female student. if you got sent to his office, you'd made sure you never end up back there again.
another one of my victim as a little girl. she was mean and manipulative. kind of like the bad seed. just an evil, evil child.
my final victim was a grown son who was taking advantage of his immobile mother. she was stuck in bed all day and while he was suppose to be taking care of her, he was using her money for his pleasure. left her in her bed for days and days. i killed him and then i visit her in her room. she asked me to kill her because she had no one else. i told her i couldn't do that. wasn't w/in my powers to take her. then i just got up and left her in her dark room...
woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep for quite a bit...
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my little girl sure is growing up fast. usually in the morning, i wake her up and we get ready together. we go to the bathroom (to get ready) at the same time, she takes a shower w/ me, and then i dress myself, then her. (if anyone is reading this...she's 14 months. that's why i let her take a shower w/ me. the reason why i allow this is because she got too big for the walker. one time she climbed out of the walker and played w/ the toilet water as i was taking a shower. before that, i would leave her sleeping in bed but i've had to rush out of the shower a couple times because she fell out of the bed. if she was in the crib, she'd tried to climb out. basically, i ran out of options.)
anyway, in the last three mornings, i've been getting ready by myself. well, the first two mornings she was still sleeping and then this morning, i held out my hands to pick her up and she shook her head no. i told her i was going to the bathroom and would be back. gave her a book and turned on the music. (she likes listening to music.) after my shower, i came back to the bedroom and there she was...just flipping through the pages of her book. again, i reached my hand out for her and she turned away. and again, i told her that i was going to the bathroom and would be back.
after getting her ready, i picked her up off the bed and she wanted me to put her down. she started to head out the bedroom door and i told her to take her diapers cause she will need them at grandma's. turned around and grabbed the diapers from me. wrapped both her little arms around them and headed out to the living room.
my gosh...the last 14 months flew by so quickly. i can't believe how fast she has grown and how smart she is. it seem like only last week that the husband and i were newlyweds...th en new parents...and now...our little girl's leading the way. :'(
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big weekend ahead.
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had a dream last night that the husband was an alien.
he wanted to impregnate me and take my alien baby back to his world.
i think i hurt his feelings when i only gave him a hand job and he came over my stomach. seemed like he had fallen in love w/ me and was conflicted because he didn't want to have me die from cutting my baby out of my stomach.
anyway, i pushed him off me and then it seemed like the light inside his head turned on because he took out a huge hammer and started to chase me w/ it. breaking all sorts of things...makin g holes in the wall. now that i knew/suspected who he was, i had to die.
somehow, when i woke up...i was really horny...damn.. .i needed it this morning. what a weird dream.
must be the hormones. chemical imbalance...ye p...6 more months to go. O0
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i'm feeling...noth ing...
just want to be in my bed and snuggle w/ my baby. stare into the ceiling and not have to worry about anything.
the day will be long. :( :'(
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everytime i see him eat his lunch, i always shake my head in shame.
i should be a better wife...
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i can't believe they opened it!
what were they thinking?
you don't open other people's gifts! it had our names on it! what right do you think you have in opening our gifts!
URGH!!!!
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AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
it's the last day of august!!!
only a few more days of summer then i will have to take out jackets/coats. >:( >:(
:'( :'( :'(
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would it be wrong if i said i think of you...
i don't love you anymore...
certainly don't miss you...
but every now and then...i do think about you.
>:(
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gayass! said he was going to the library...
but just called him and he's home taking a nap! :knuppel2:
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dear mil,
please know that i appreciate everything you've done for me and my family. for giving birth to the greatest partner a woman can ask for. for he is not only a compatible life partner but also a loving and wonderful father to our child(ren). but mil, please know that as much as i appreciate your acceptance of my entering into your family...pleas e, please note the following...
1. no, i will not call a tree cutting company to cut the tree in my yard. i like the tree and although one of the branch is dead, i do not plan to do anything to the tree. please leave the tree alone.
2. no, i will not replace the garage door. i do not have the money nor expertise to replace the garage door. if fil wants to keep his car in our gargage...well ...he'll just have to manually open/close the door himself. better yet, you can help him w/ that.
3. no, i will not go and pick my tomatoes from my garden just because you THINK they are riped. i planted them, i watered them, i will pick them when i want to. not when you think, from 10 miles away, that they are riped.
4. no, i refuse to NOT set the house alarm when i leave for work. that is the whole purpose of getting an alarm system. you set the alarm on when you leave the house...plain and simple. either you learn how to work the alarm system or you don't go into my house when i'm not home...yes...M Y HOUSE!
5. and finally...YES. ..my kitchen will remain as dirty as i want! in case if you haven't been paying attention...it is my house...our house...if i don't feel like cleaning the kitchen...I AM NOT GOING TO CLEAN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!
again mil, i just want to thank you for everything that you've done for me. i keep hearing stories from other women about their horrible, horrible mil, but you...you are simply the best. you've been so patient w/ me. and welcome me w/ open arms but please...give me a break sometimes!
always and for the rest of my life,
your (sometimes dutiful) nyab
:idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2: :D :idiot2: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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wife asks husband to pick up some lemonade...
wife calls husband at work...
wife: honey...can you stop at cubs and pick up some lemonade?
husband: sure, i want to go back and get another watermelon anyway.
wife: thanks.
husband: anything else you want?
wife: no. lemonade and watermeolon should be good.
husband: okay. call me if you want anything else.
wife: will do.
3 hours later...
wife takes out bottle of lemonade and pours herself a glass...
wife: honey...what's this?
husband: lemonade.
wife: no, it's not.
husband: what do you mean it's not lemonade.
wife: honey...did you not take a look at the package? didn't you read the label?
husband: i thought it was lemonade!
wife: well...it's not.
husband: what is it then?
wife: honey...this is limenade.
husband: what's the difference?
wife: honey...it doesn't taste the same. it's not the same thing. i wanted lemonade...not limenade.
husband: can you try to drink it?
wife: honey...i'm pregnant! if i can smell a mint leave in another room...i can certainly smell the difference between a lemon and a lime!
husband: well...i'm not pregnant...and they taste the same to me.
wife: fine! you can finish my glass.
husband takes glass of limenade from wife...
husband: you're right...it does taste different.
wife: no duh!
husband: want me to pick you up the right one tomorrow?
wife: no, i'll go get it myself!
husband: you sure?
wife: am sure!
the end! ::) :D :knuppel2:
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dear fil,
please refer to my "dear mil" letter and exchange "mil" w/ "fil."
thank you!
::) ::) O0
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so...i had a dream about 'you know who' last night.
you know...for the longest time (after everything) i kept having dreams about 'you know who'. i mean it was dream after dream, night after night. from one of my psychology course, i remember learning that we are most likely to dream of things/individuals that we think about 15-30 minutes prior to going to sleep. anyway, i certainly was not thinking about 'you know who' last night. didn't even cross my mind at all. matter of fact, i started to read "Cinderella" and then decided against it. probably fell asleep w/in the next couple of minutes and was knocked out for the whole night...well except for when i woke up with that dream. couldn't sleep for a bit there.
anyway, dreams are dreams. they hold no special meanings to me. i don't want to and do not plan on getting any of my dreams interpreted. although i did have that one dream and i did do something about it. that dream is another entry by itself.
so...sleep...p lease cooperate w/ me. unless if i'm day dreaming, please let my sleep be deep and sound. let them be dreamless and uneventful. dream all you want but there's no need for me to remember images of stories/events that i have no control over.
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oh...and get 'you know who' out of my dreams!!! 8)
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okay...serious ly...i need that 30 minute power nap right now!!!!!
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am so glad tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!
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nyob zoo tus niam laus Pandora!
Tsis txob txhawj, yog kuv xwb!
Anyways, to answer your question about Data and looking like Ken, in an episode that I saw...no the Movie, he explains that he does have all the "parts". Just thought you would like to know.
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nyob zoo tus niam laus Pandora!
Tsis txob txhawj, yog kuv xwb!
Anyways, to answer your question about Data and looking like Ken, in an episode that I saw...no the Movie, he explains that he does have all the "parts". Just thought you would like to know.
your hmong is getting better!
thank you for the data info. he has great acting skills!
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office politics...
some folks ask for what they get...
and others...they beg!
seriously...th is lady in front of me is playing w/ fire.
how do i know...
am always the one that has to gather the wood...
seriously...do n't know what you're doing back...but better watch your back...cause they don't give a funk about yo ass. yeapers...that's how much they want you outta here! :-X
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bye ph.
will see you tomorrow...nee d to do some work today.
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having weird dreams again.
the other, other night...dreamt that the big baby was dead. didn't show how he died, but little baby and i were at his funeral.
then right after that...dreamt about two brunettes doing it w/ a dildo. :idiot2: seriously...th at was the dream. i mean...i saw every little detail. the positioning, the depth...yeah.. .that was a good dream. O0
then the other night...dreamt that i was the devil's gf. i mean...it was the devil...the devil. had horns and all. he loved me so much...gave me whatever i desired/wanted. even gave me a blond and brunette to have fun with. he let the both of them leave his dungeon but not me. whenever he wasn't home...i was always tied up.
so in the dream...my two playmates were trying to help me escape because i missed my family...anywa y...they came up with this idea that we all would go shopping....th inking that if i went shopping with them too...then the devil wouldn't yell at me. but i had to promise to come back because he would never trust me to go anywhere again...but just as we were leaving the dungeon...he finally came home/showed up...and told me that i had to stay behind. my playmates could go but i couldn't go anywhere...any way...he took me to his bedroom...tied me up and gave me a good licking... ;)
don't know what's up with the sensual/erotic dreams...but hey...i really don't care. 8)
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omg! can't get nachos out of my mind! it sounds so delicious right now! :D :-\
am beginning to think that i would rather have food aversion than food craving. so sure, during the last pregnancy, i was depressed about food because i didn't feel like eating anything...but w/ this pregnancy...i want to eat everything. all i've thought about today is food...food... food. first, it was kung pao chicken, then orange chicken...then the fried walleye w/ hot meat sauce from shuang cheng...and now nachos!
i'd even take the movie theater nachos!
hopefully this is a fluke and the feeling will go away and not return for the rest of the pregnancy. if not, all i can say is....good thing i don't live close to restraurants! :knuppel2:
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oh yeah...and the husband will surely be mad at me for eating like a mad woman...
...like a homeless person eating a delicious meal for the first time...
...like a kid in a candy store...
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...like you know who during thanksgiving.. ..
hahaha...that haha can sure eat a lot!
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need to get a dress for tomorrow night.
political fundraising party. ::)
don't even know who the candidate is and why/what he/she is running for. guess i will find out tomorrow.
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events that require our attendance tomorrow:
1. ua neeb
2. graduation party
3. political fundraiser
i say we skip event #3.
wow! can't believe we make it to all three events! O0
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don't feel so good right now.
getting sick? :-\
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did it rain last night? or was it all in the dream?
anyway, had another weird dream last night. dreamt that i stayed up late watching tv. husband and baby were sleeping soundly in bed. i had the sound on so loud that i didn't hear the security chime for the door...but this lady came inside the house and grabbed a sweater. said that it was her sweater...but clearly...i knew it was mine. anyway, i followed her...she went out the side door and even closed the door behind her. i looked through the top portion of the door (glass) and saw that there was a man w/ her.
they asked to see if they could come in because it was raining. i asked who they were...and they said they were just walking by...and needed to find shelter because of the rain. i then said that they couldn't come in...then the guy climed the steps and put his face to the glass and scanned the inside of the house. my first thought was..."where's my keys?" i ran to the bedroom and grabbed my keys...but before i left, i woke up the husband and said..."someone's trying to get inside the house...stay here with baby and lock the doors."
ran back the the door and attempted to set the security alarm on...(i don't know why i just didn't press the panic button)...but the alarm was not setting fast enough. somehow...the guy had broken through the top glass portion of the door (or maybe his hands just went throught the glass..idk...)and was already picking the locks...also.. .it was kind of weird because the lady was standing in front of him, facing the door, and his arms were around her...trying to pick at the locks. i ran somewhere, opened a drawer and took out a rusty old knife...ran back and threaten him w/ the knife. he was not affected by my threat. he continued to pick at the locks and then i started to lightly cut his foreman...but because the knife was so rusty..it didn't do any damage and he didn't care...just kept picking at the locks. then i pushed the tip of the knife harder into his forearm and cut out a large piece of his forearm. finally...both him and the lady backed up...went down the stairs...and then asked to see if we need any help with our house...then some of our neighbors started to come over and asked us the same thing...if we needed help w/ getting water out of the basement...app arently...our basement had flooded from all the rain.
i told them that our basement was fine and that we didn't need any help. really...i didn't know...i just didn't want the creepy couple to get inside our house...someho w...i felt like they were there to take my little girl away. they wanted a child and she would make the perfect child for them.
so w/ all the commotion...an d the sky starting to clear up...the husband and baby woke up. they came to the kitchen where i was and asked me what was going on. how come all the neighbors were there. i told him that they think our basement got flooded...and w/ that, he handed our daughter to me and went downstairs to check...and indeed, it was flooded. one of the basement window was broken and water had gushed in. he shouted from the basement for me to let in the neighbors so they could help us. i wanted to tell him about the creepy couple but somehow...noth ing came out. i just opened the door for everyone to come in and held onto my baby as tight as i could as they...the creepy couple...and our neighbors...wh o was also all couples...exce pt for one family...(their son was w/ them)...went down to the basement.
this was another epic dream...and again, it woke me up and i couldn't go back to sleep for a while.
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another weird, creepy, scary dream last night.
it involved attempted murder, threats of divorce, family corruption, deception, lies, and money!
have you seen "Wrong Turn: Dead End 2" or something similar to that? well, my people in the dream looked like those people in that movie. freaky!
:idiot2:
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lunch: cuban sandwich from panera.
meh. probably won't get it again.
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had another weird dream last night. don't remember anything about it...just that there was no blood, murder. was not creepy or scary. not raining...just weird.
hate it when i wake up in the middle of the night and i tell myself "need to remember this dream so i can talk about it tomorrow" but i never do. come morning, all memories of the dream have been wiped out by the second half of my sleep. only thing remains is that i did, in deed, wake up in the middle of the night and told my stupid, forgetful self to remember the damn dream. ::) :idiot2:
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OH MY FREAKER GAWD!!!!!! :idiot2:
this lady is driving me nuts! :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2:
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not even at the halfway point....
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started to watch the thai movie "the dorm" last night on youtube...look s good but i couldn't get pass the part where they boys were telling chatree ghost stories about the dormitory. when the little boy started telling about how everytime he goes to use the bathroom at night, he always feels like he's not alone...eek... had to put my hand in front of the screen and eventually went back to facebook.
need to watch it w/ another person. we'll see if the big baby will want to watch it w/ me this weekend.
oh yeah, and after browsing on youtube for more movies, i came upon "ocean butterfly." another thai movie and i wanted to watch it but there was no english subtitles so couldn't watch it. can't understand thai.
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the animal that took a dump in my pile of leaves...
...hope you break your leg! and if you're a dog and your owner knew/saw you do it...hope your owner breaks his/her leg too!
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i'm a bad person.
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what the hey!
...was it his best friend or orlando bloom?
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what the hey!
...was it his best friend or orlando bloom?
k...i think it was the body of his best friend w/ orlando bloom's head/face.
kind of weird...since both are...not handsome...
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OH MY FREAKER GAWD!!!!!! :idiot2:
this lady is driving me nuts! :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2:
somebody's on their goddddaaaammmn nn freakin' high horse!!!!
get off lady!! jump down, fall down...i don't care! >:(
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thought i had a bag of cheetos in my drawers....
hmm...must've been a dream.
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ooohhh...speak ing of dreams...
last night's dream was epic...i mean EPIC!
i woke up four times and everytime i went back to sleep, the dream continued.
so v from san diego...if you reading this, the dream was about you! was a bittersweet dream but i was on my way to marry you! :D
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need some meat!
oh yum! am thinking brats for dinner! :-* :-*
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wow! it's magic!
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the only time i drink soda is when i'm either craving it or...falling asleep at work and need a boost!
coffee does nothing for me.
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hey! now that you're done w/ the yard...can you go the gutters too? >:D
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what do you think?
will i get it? :-\
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wth! if i'm expecting nothing, i will get nothing!
listen here dude! how many years has it been? i've been conditioned... .yes, conditioned... trained...to expect nothing! how can i expect to get something when i know i will get NOTHING!
so instead of getting nothing, i'm getting myself SOMETHING! deal w/ it! :knuppel2:
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why are underwears so expensive?
seriously, i hate spending so much for so little material! >:(
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what do you think?
will i get it? :-\
didn't get it! that was the most pathetic attempt ever... ::)
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she said/he said
she said: hey, let's get marry.
he said: why?
she said: you know, for the benefits and stuff...
he said: like what?
she said: for example, health insurance. you know we both could use that. i could add you to mine and you could add me to yours.
he said: why would i want to do that?
she said: so we wouldn't have to pay so much if we need to get admitted. you know we'll need it.
he said: but i don't want to marry you.
she said: ooh...i don't want to marry you either.
he said: why not?
she said: because...i rather pay the extra money than be married to you.
he said: what?
she said: gosh, that means we need to start saving now!
he said: why don't you want to marry me?
she said: cause you're emo.
he said: what?
she said: you're emo. i done talking about this!
;D
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ring...ring...
she: yeah?
he: hey, what's emo?
she: i said i was done talking!
he: but i want to know what emo is?
she: go ask your 7 y/o nephew.
he: he won't know.
she: yes he will!
he: hey, if you tell me, i'll give it.
she: that's over and done with, i don't want it!
he: why not?
she: cause you're an emo freak!
he: no, i'm not!
she: yes you are! i'm done talking! quit calling me at work!
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damn! i didn't even last a week! i mean...if we counted from before the event, then sure, it's been more than a week, but counting from the event...one day shy.
i'm such a weakling!!!
oh, don't get me wrong, i'm still mad! just a weakling when it comes to gettin' some. ;)
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"i don't care how many lbs of muscle you have...if you don't have armpit hair...you ain't a man!"
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"i don't care how pretty you are...if you have armpit hair...you're a man!"
IDIOT! :knuppel2:
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two nights in a row...
...a pher has been in my dream. first one was scary...and last night's...weird.
:D
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NOVEMBER 1ST!!!! :o :o :o
where has the year gone?
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seriously, i have got to stop dreaming about you-know-who!
last night's dream...i was married to you know who, but it wasn't really you-know-who. the real you-know-who was two tables away...kept looking at me and my fake you-know-who.
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snow this weekend. not good.
weekend plan: sleep, more sleep, put up christmas tree, then more sleep.
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this thing here ain't growing...
might have to throw it away...
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didn't i say i was going to throw it away...
...need to do it. feel back cause it's still alive but what the hey...ain't mine and it ain't growing...
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had some weird dreams last night.
high school/college, boy crushes, flirting, and sneak attacks! oh, how i love them sneaky, sneaky attacks! soooo fulfilling! :-* :-* :-* ;)
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had another dream about you know who last night.
i was in a shooting duel w/ another girl. my weapon of choice was a revolver...the only thing i had. her's was a bb gun. later in the duel, we changed weapons because it was taking too long and neither of us died. i did hit her in the shoulder and she missed all her shots.
you know who offered her a hunting knife and she took that. she then, offered her gun to me. she went first. threw her knife way above my head. i hit her right in the middle of her chest w/ her gun. it did no damage because she had on a body armor of some sort...and that was how i found out that it was a bb gun. looked very real to me...like those big silver guns that you pull the top back before shooting (i don't know anything about guns).
then we switched weapons again and i opted for a bigger gun that who know you had. she went w/ the knife again. it was her turn...the knife missed the left side of my face by millimeters...
i turned around and collected myself before taking my shot. i bent down to tie my shoelace and you know who came to my side, put his face right next to mine and said it was my last chance to kill her because she was getting better. he buried his face in my neck, said...he was worry for me and did't want anything to happen to me. i told him that i would be fine and i was going to get her.
went back to my location, stood up straight w/ my feet apart, held out the gun and fired it. i hit her right in the middle of her forehead. she was dead in seconds.
i turned around, jumped into the arms of you know who and said...c'mon, let's go shopping. apparently, we were dueling in target's parking lot.
the end.
:D
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14 WEEKS LEFT!!!!!
am excited!!!!! can't wait!!!!
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am eating instant noodles for the first time in over a year!
too damn cold to go out for lunch!
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okay...maybe two was a little too much! :idiot2:
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santa...i want the following for xmas.
new purse/clutch/wallet
a nice ring
professional interior designer to decorate my house
what i really, really want is for our debt to be paid of. so, santa, please let them win. ;)
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okay...so zero just put me in a foul mood!
WTF! as if you know what i'm thinking...FIN E...if you want to think that i think that...fine... fine...fine...
let #1 be your boy toy! let #1 be your genie! he may have the golden touch now...but you wait until he fuks up! yeah...you just wait...and then the both of you are going to be pouting...like two dumbass lovers...bicke ring over the fuken dildo!
URGH!!!!!!
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13 WEEKS!!!!!
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they ate HOT DOGS!!!
what happened to my romantic dinner??? urgh!
guess i should be happy w/ a happy and warm house! at least they got that right! ;D
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oh yeah...
12 WEEEEEEEEEEKKK KKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
can't contain myself....AM SUPER DUPER EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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need to stop eating lunch at my desk.
lifted the keyboard and found...idk... small food particles and a dead beetle underneath it. a dead beetle! ewww...
anyway, come march, i'm going to clean my desk for the last time! at least this desk. can't wait! O0
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what dreams i had last night...
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all my dreams consisted of one person from my past.
we used to live in the same town when i was younger. we're slightly related, but more than that, i was good friends with his sister. back then, i thought he was handsome. him and his brothers. but i always thought of him as an older brother. i even called him "Older brother _ _ _."
i was in elementary/middle school and i think he was already out of high school...i just remember that he was older than my second brother...at least he looked older.
anyway, over the years as i slowly matured...i knew his parents, especially his mom, would have liked for me to be more than "related" to him. by the time i reached my early twenties, he was still a bachelor. i don't know what/who he was waiting for. i just remember that in his younger years, he dated a lot of white girls.
brb...
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took much longer than i expected...
enough about dreams.
okay...this is the third time this customer has called me. left me two messages and just now, the phone ranged. thank goodness for caller id.
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"you two are like a mother lion and cub."
"ROAR! roar! ROAR! roar!"
"what happened to the girl i married? she slept like the dead."
i don't know what happened to the girl you married. i miss her too! ;D
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lots to do this weekend.
can't wait 'til next week. going to be lounging around the house in pjs and then the new year starts.
but before that, gonna have a celebration. am excited and can't wait. let's hope everyone's happy and as excited as i am. doubt it...but hey...one can always be hopeful.
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with games like yesterday...vi kings don't deserve a new stadium.
i'll be pissed if they do get one and my taxes are increased because of it. lame-o team, they are!
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ruam more than ruam!
seriously...yo u were taking a dump! needed reading/viewing material!
please! if that were me...there'd be no communication between the two of us for days! DAYS!!!
just be glad i could care less...and that i have your schedule! ::)
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with games like yesterday...vi kings don't deserve a new stadium.
i'll be pissed if they do get one and my taxes are increased because of it. lame-o team, they are!
Football isn't good for you.
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Football isn't good for you.
actually its been pretty healthy for us this year.
the husband has never been much of a sports fan but he's starting to get into it. and i'm trying to be as supportive as i can when it comes to his non-work related activities/hobbies. they've even played a few games and as awkward as they are on the field, at least we're out and about as a family.
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final posting for 2010.
can't believe the year has come and gone. probably the biggest event to occur is the passing of my grandma. everyone expires. i know that, have always known that. but i hate, HATE it when my mom is sad. she's the loneliest person i know in the world. she's also the most faithful person i know. there's not enough love in this world for her.
enough of sad reflections... i am SO looking forward to 2011. looking forward to spring and summer. looking forward to CHANGE and COMPLETION!
merry christmas and have a happy new year! i know i will!!!!
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am back! :)
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what a slow day.
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haters!!!!!!!
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okay...they said i could have more...
...so the results better be good.
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...gonna go test now!
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...freakers!!!!
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i can't wait for the warm weather to come...
...for more daylight....
...for bbq-ing in the backyard...
...for going to park...
...for swimming...
...oh yeah...for growing my own vegetables again.
let's hope my peach tree made it through the winter.
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i miss you! :-* :-* :-*
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the christmas tree was finally put away last night.
am glad because the corner is finally free for her little table. :)
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am having bad dreams again.
the other night, i dreamt i went on a killing spree. killed all the supervisors from work and i think...a few family members too. just took out my large hmong knife and started going "kill bill" on everyone. my brothers helped me get rid of the bodies...and i can't remember if after they helped me, i killed them as well.
i woke up in the middle of the night thinking...WTF! couldn't go to sleep after that.
and then last night...had the strangest dream.
i was at work and placed on my counter was one of my underwear. it was clean but it still looked like it was dirty. and then as i went to sit down at my desk, my daughter's underwear was on my keyboard. same thing too...clean but the stain remained. anyway, i was xtremely embarrassed. turns out, it was my boss who put the underwears on my workspace because the husband told her that it might be mine.
again...i woke up from my dream thinking...WTF! i knew i was still half asleep because i wanted to kick the husband out of the bed. i mean, isn't he suppose to be on my team. could've told my boss that he didn't know anything...ins tead he told her that he "thought" the underwear belonged to me. seriously, that's probably what i get for marrying such an honest man!
anyway, i'm mentally ready for the arrival of our baby. all the bad dreams that i've been having are probably due to the extra hormones i have flowing inside of me. my personal life is doing well. things could be better, but things could always be better and it's nothing i haven't dealt with before. work...could be better. i'm glad reviews are over with...the last couple of days probably contributed to my dream...but overall, it was good stress. i like being busy at work.
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'Real Housewives' Franchise Heads To Miami With New Cast
seriously...do they need to have another show. ::) :idiot2:
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i don't like it when people invade my workspace.
they know better...consi dering who i work for... :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2:
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i woke up a couple of times last night from my dreams...
...weird dreams. somehow, i had the feeling that i had already dreamt them in the past and last night was a continuation of those dreams. i don't remember dreaming them, but they felt like they were epic dreams...like i couldn't have had enough time in one night to dream all of them.
i don't remember all of my dreams but i'm sure it last night's dream's intended storyline that i've already dreamt about them in the past.
anyway, i hate waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to go back to sleep.
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i have a secret.
actually, i have a lot of secrets but this secret is new.
oooh.......
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good bye ph.
this, most likely, will be my last post for a very long time...if not forever!
i'm looking forward to this being my last ruam ruam post but who knows...come three months from now, i might find myself back here again. the goal is that i won't be coming back. wish me luck!
:-* :-* :-*