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General Discussion / Re: Scary robbery attempt in Alabama gas station.

« on: July 10, 2019, 08:27:35 AM »

i used to work in RETAIL LOSS PREVENTION
we don't even call the cops
or run up to them at the door and stop them

lol

i let a lot of stuff go  99.99%
my job is to just watch and jolt down stuff of what i think got stolen and how much
so we can write it off during tax time

ahahah

Loss prevention is way different from criminal prevention and so forth.

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General Discussion / Re: Scary robbery attempt in Alabama gas station.

« on: July 10, 2019, 08:25:35 AM »

And 911 is just a click away.

I have been in situations where 911 were used...cops showed up 2 1/2 hours later...well.  That's how it works when real chit goes down.

When it wasn't so important...wo w they showed up withing 10 minutes.   Funny how that works.

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General Discussion / Re: Scary robbery attempt in Alabama gas station.

« on: July 10, 2019, 08:07:22 AM »

what idiot protects it's convenience store with a machete.  if one is protecting their property at all cost, such in this video...use a gun!

it would have been wiser to let the robber get away and file an insurance claim..."yeap, he took $2million out of cash register!" ha!

People see movies...they think must work in real life.  There are more and more of these kind of people around now. 

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General Discussion / Re: Scary robbery attempt in Alabama gas station.

« on: July 10, 2019, 08:04:49 AM »

A long time ago, shortly after college graduation, I worked at a bank. We all were called into a room during an orientation.

"If a robber comes in and demands money, give him all of the money he wanted," the boss said. "But also this stack."

There was a stack of old mixed bills worth $150.00 that had tracking devices on them.

"And don't try to be a hero by stopping the robber."

Yes, in most places I worked with, we had the tracker money stack as well.  That's the one reality in life that often don't get portrayed in movies...

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles

« on: July 10, 2019, 08:01:08 AM »

Maybe that is why you still single.   

Just the other day, a co worker, the freshest of the bunch was walking past me.  I asked her if she was going on break and she said yeah.  I then pretend to look at my watch and say me too. 

Now I know when she's going into the break room and I'll have break with her.  You see, a little goes a long way.  The more you talk, the more you will bond to click it. 

She asked me if I know how to drink.  I said I'm a light weight.  I think she's giving me hints that she wants to hit the bar with me someday.  I dunno but I heard from a clockblocker that he saw her and another girl hugged in her car.  Maybe she's a lesbian.  I like my odds at 0% for the challenge.   

LOL. I used to work in a place where there was a lot of lesbians.  The stupid things they did to me.  Well, you're a lesbian and you're trying to get me?  Stop with the butt grabs...or else I'm gonna booby grab you back.  Stop with the ear lick or else I'm gonna lick your lips back.  They had fun teasing me, but I already know, they were lesbians and they knew I respected them for that.  So they play that tease.  I was young early twenties at that time.

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles

« on: July 10, 2019, 07:02:22 AM »

Math -

Man - I know you know your Algebra and how to use it in real life.
Woman - What are you talking about?  Math?
Man - What's math got to do with it? LG Bra...large bra.

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General Discussion / Re: Scary robbery attempt in Alabama gas station.

« on: July 10, 2019, 05:45:15 AM »

That's one dedicated clerk...must be a family business.

Being in the family business...unc le told me...gun is here under register aluminum bat is here.  Use it if you need to...never leave register unattended even if customer asks for help in back of store.  I was just a kid. like 12 yrs old.

And machete are dull as heck...one of the most useless weapon in a real fight.

Come to a fight with a survival knife and you will get owned by an actual bayonet.  And if it comes to actual hand to hand combat.  That military issued folding spade is even more useful than your bayonet alone.  When the spade is at full deployment.  It's multi-function as an arm gauntlet operates as a shield and attack weapon at hacking or poking.  Depends on how you hold it in use.

If you want the money...I'll let you have it...probably a full roll of coins to the face...

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General Discussion / Re: What's your mood--list your song

« on: July 10, 2019, 04:40:02 AM »

I feel this cover by Leona Lewis - Run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqpAgMxhx30

Original by Snow Patrol.  I think they original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBs8dU4Pb8

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Honey, what's up?

« on: July 10, 2019, 02:34:08 AM »

LOL...well...I know if it was me...it's the normal stuff...I was at work, or I was asleep recovering, or I am up and replying to stuff on PH...

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General Entertainment / Re: LMAO

« on: July 09, 2019, 07:30:03 AM »

Gotta get your daily laughs. 

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Shout Outs & Dedications / Re: Drunk on LOve...

« on: July 09, 2019, 02:38:37 AM »

Wow, VillainousHero! It sounds like you have a lot of love to give and you are ready to give love to someone.  And it sounds like there is a special someone you have your eyes on.  You sound like a great person and I think any girl will be lucky to have you in their life.

Awe, thanks so much.  I really don't know what is the factor that causes attraction...b ut at times it's just there, like ionization in the air.  It's like how everything may seem so plain to the passing eye, but then there's a sparkle or a uniqueness that triggers some attention to they eye.  And then the eye sees the beauty of it, the uniqueness, the appreciation that was spent to get to there, that place, that moment.  It's when least expected, and yet perhaps it's that something that one has been searching for, but not realizing it.

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Online Journal / Re: Fighting For My Life

« on: July 09, 2019, 02:24:49 AM »

Sounds like you have a lot of love to give, VillainousHero! 

Anyway, what do you mean when you say you are always "fighting for your life"?  Usually people say "fighting for my life" when they are facing a life or death situation.  Are you facing a life or death situation??

I don't like conflicts.  I avoid conflicts in my life.  I am a very peaceful and gentle nature person.  And yes, it always seems like I am crossing paths with "life and death" situations.  More than I would like to, and more than I can remember.

For example...It was a while ago.  I merely stop by a gas station to get fuel.  Next thing I know some young kids pull up.  Starts to ask me to go buy them cigarettes.  I said, I respectfully decline as I was merely just getting fuel and am in a hurry on my way.  So Next thing these kids started to get rowdy and start swearing and making threats.  Now these are serious, threats with intention to cause bodily harm and I'm just getting gas for my vehicle.  So it got to the point where I called them out on it.  You seriously gonna make that threat then step up to it, and I will pacify that threat by means of elimination if necessary.  Yeah, I sure wasn't gonna let them just try to distract me and steal something from my vehicle and run off.   As it seems things like this are so typical in my life.  People are always starting something with me...just because I am physically there at that place and time.

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Shout Outs & Dedications / Re: Drunk on LOve...

« on: July 06, 2019, 03:38:50 AM »

You just need to get laid.

That was all the wine talking...

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Online Journal / Re: Fighting For My Life

« on: July 06, 2019, 02:35:52 AM »

I always like these flowery inspirational proverbs that people quotes, but everything in life has two sides of Ying Yang and we all know life isn't fair at all.  Seek life and life will test you.  Beat life in the battle at the end and be granted the reward of death.  Knowing that, yet why we cling to life?  Simple we love life itself.  We don't search of love, we search for ways to show our love.  Life may not give you what you seek or deserve, but life has given you everything and every chance to overcome all those obstacles and them more to test you.  You can only smile as life beats you...as you beat life right back with everything to live for, to show for, that your love is stronger than life itself.  It doesn't make sense and it makes sense.  I am always fighting for my life.

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The Single & Dating Scenes / Re: Pick Up Lines, Shut Down Lines, Gender Battles

« on: July 05, 2019, 07:04:32 PM »

Female cop - "Drop your pants and show me your concealed weapons..." that's what she said.

Accused man - "Off is her, yes off is her"