The Secret Life of a Hmong-American Woman

[Rebel]

Your boy needs to put a 💍 on yo finger
http://www.pebhmong.com/forum/index.php/topic,255671.0.html

Nice! are you the writers of these poems? Just curious 

[Rebel]

http://www.pebhmong.com/forum/index.php/topic,340557.0.html

 

[Rebel]

My ex husband who went missing for several months popped out of nowhere and messaged me:

****: “wanna do something when I get back?”
Me: “like what?”
****: “whatever you like”
Me: “where you been…when will you be back?”
****: “Cant say…in November… you can pick something you like and we can do it”
Me: “ew no, you kidding me?!”
****: “just you and me”
Me: “nah, i don’t think so”
****: “think about it”
Me:” I already did, are you ****?”
****: yes
Me: “the **** I know don’t talk like that”
****: “I did a lot of thinking since I been away”
Me: “trust me I would know if you were ****. I know how he writes”
****: “I just want to take you on a date..thought I shoot my shot”
Me: “ I don’t think so”
****: would you still want XXX? Can we still?”
Me: “def not!”
****: “I’ll pay you for it and I don’t mean that  In any way disrespectful to you”
Me: “ seriously not..no thanks
****: “look, I’ll give you $ I’ll pay for a BBL so you can have a bigger ass…We can end the marriage but you’ll have to become my girlfriend. Let’s start over as a couple and see where things go. That’s my price….”

The next day
****: “you never answered me back…so?”
Me:”my therapist told me it’s not healthy for me to get involved…”
****: “I’m still coming back there though so I’ll see you when I get back”

[NtsesHnub]

Nice! are you the writers of these poems? Just curious 

Yes I am.  I still have a lot to write, just don't have the time.  Thank you for reading.

[Rebel]

Yes I am.  I still have a lot to write, just don't have the time.  Thank you for reading.

Nice! I enjoy them. You’re an awesome poet/writer! Thanks for sharing 

[Rebel]

We had an amazing time on our getaway trip. It was nice and relaxing and we spent the nights star gazing and making wishes on shooting stars and counting down  satellites floating by in the sky …During the day, we walked to the beach and dipped in the ocean. We’d go fishing, hiking and relaxing and he’s made us drinks…and cooked us dinner and lunch. In the evening after the sunset we had the whole cove to ourself… we cuddled and listened to the waves and we talk about our life goals and dreams. On the last day we went toward the cliff where there was a cement wall, and he tagged our names there… Ryan and rebel 4 ever!

 Ryan said, “running around like this with you reminds me of my teenage years…my younger self”
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One other highlight from this trip…We stopped at Starbucks on our way back and lo and behold Caitlyn Jenner was in front of us. She had these beautiful large manly hands, which I noticed way before I knew that it was her…then I looked up and there was she…her face was flawless, beautiful… not a single wrinkle…She looked at me while we all waited for our orders and I almost wanted to talk with her but I didn’t want to come off like a crazy Asian person..on the wrong side of town lmao. She was very down to earth…but i kept thinking that it must suck to be famous haha…not having any privacy and the whole world knows your ass..haha

[Rebel]

Wow it’s been a while… where had the time gone?


I stepped out and bumped into my Gardner this morning. Haven’t seen him for a while, actually forgot I had a Gardner lol

“Sorry I haven’t come by in a while to cut the grass…they grew so high… it’s been raining and everything…”

I looked at him with a smile

“Don’t worry about it George, I didn’t even notice the grass being so green”

“Whewww… I thought you would be mad?!

“Why would I? Everytime I step out I feel like I’m crawling out of a jungle…”

“A jungle?” Haha

“Yeah like you know, a tiger coming out of my tiger hole…in the jungle”

Haha

I walked off to my car leaving him standing on the grassy yard of my home… when I looked up, George had already turned his back and was walking back to his truck.