So back in the days when we were enlisted and get the Friday off at the end of the month. We go to town to party it up. Drill Sergeant had reminded us what the code of 3 B's for conduct.
Well half way through the night, we were drunked and living it. Of course Corporal was in charge and would remind us what the 3B's were.
Guys, remember the code of 3B's for every mission. Be
Bold. Be
Brief. and Be
Gone.
Privite First Class would correct him with drunk stupor.
That's not 3B. That's 2B and a G. Nah, it's.
Buy drinks.
Bar Hop.
Be Happy.
Private Second Class is the young one, who doesn't get to drink alcohhol just cola. He's the only one with a clear head.
Guys, Drill Sergeant said. 3B's are
Be
Back
Before
Bedtime curfew or Bubba gonna
beat your
behinds before
breakfast the next day.
Actually I was the bus driver. Drill Sergeant always says before the enlisted departed off the buss, you screw up and get thrown into the slammer. Bubba gonna love you. Bubba gonna beat your behind all night before breakfast and then some before lunch. Then Bubba gonna have you for dessert after dinner. Guys, the 3B's were
Be
Back on
Bus on time. You new recruits. Same thing at the end of the month. Nobody has ever met Bubba. They always make it
back to the
bus
before Bubba.
This night stick next to me. This billie club. It's an Asp baton. His name is
Bu
BBa and he has the code of 3B's
Screw up and BuBBa gonna Brutally Beat your Behind.
******
Actually the 3B's stood for a lot of different things. Just depends on the situation.
Beautiful Blonde Bee's
Beautiful Black Bee's
Big Boobs and Butt
Beat Behind the Bush
Bipolar Body and Brain
Baby Bird Brain
Bold Big Boys
Be ready, Be bold, Be brutal. -- Be ready, Be steady, Be deadly.
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