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Title: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on May 23, 2015, 01:38:36 AM

I'm tired of going to church...

The preacher told me to bare all to the Lord.  So I did.  Then they curse me for baring naked as I was shouting, "Praise the Lord!"

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on June 04, 2015, 08:44:19 AM

Growing up and going to bible school they give me some bread and told me, "You're a winner."

Now that I'm an adult, they give me some bread and tell me, "You're a sinner."

No I'm just a beginner.  Give me my daily bread.

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on November 19, 2015, 02:38:33 AM

I love it when they say, "bow your head and pray."

Nap time...I'm in deep prayer... ;)

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on November 19, 2015, 02:41:58 AM

I love Easter weekend and the week leading up to it.

Rabbits that lays colorful eggs...Gods Miracle.  ;)

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on April 09, 2020, 05:35:42 AM

I'm can't wait to go get treated to Sundae  O0

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on December 13, 2021, 12:18:48 AM

There were three wisemen at the birth of Jesus on Christmas...

We know cuz the fourth wiseman told us.  :D

Title: Re: I'm tired of going to church - jokes
Post by: VillainousHero on October 13, 2022, 12:19:23 AM

If the preacher preaches, then what does a pastor do?

Past your eyes?!!!!! that donation is loaded and it just past my eyes...