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Creative Corner => Jokes & Riddles => Topic started by: Hung_Low on July 18, 2022, 03:51:29 PM

Title: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Hung_Low on July 18, 2022, 03:51:29 PM
A Texan, a Floridian and a Californian all die and went to hell. At the gate of hell, there was a red phone. All of them ask the Devil what the phone was for and the Devil told them that it's a phone to call back to earth but it cost money.
The Texan took the phone and called Dallas.. after 10 minutes, he hung up and the Devil told him that it'll cost $5million dollar for the call. So, he cuts a check to the Devil. Next, the Floridian took the phone and called Miami... after 30 minutes,, he ended his called and the Devil charged him $15millons. He promptly cut him a check.

Then the Californian took the phone and called LA... he was on the phone for 2 hrs. After he was done, the Devil charged him $50. Upon hearing this, the Texan was furious and ask the Devil why the Californian was only charged $50 for 2hrs while he was charged $5millions for 10 minutes. The Devil smiled and told the Texan, "Well, since Gavin Newsom and the WOKEtard took over CA, the state's gone to hell. So, it's a local call for him."
Title: Re: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Visualmon on July 20, 2022, 03:23:20 PM
I don't think there's money in hell except torture and suffrage. lol
Title: Re: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Hung_Low on July 21, 2022, 09:46:35 AM
I don't think there's money in hell except torture and suffrage. lol

They're not in hell yet... just at the gate to hell  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Visualmon on July 23, 2022, 11:38:11 PM
Satan knows no patience. He wants anyone in hell automatically once he or she fall into the dark dimension. The demons will call his or her name to lure him/her at the fake door. 
Title: Re: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Reporter on July 26, 2022, 03:54:05 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Arriving in Hell...
Post by: Believe_N_Me on September 05, 2022, 08:35:40 PM
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: