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Dear Dr. PebHmong / Re: dating traditional insecure hmong women

« on: February 15, 2016, 09:16:55 PM »

Why did you contact me and then blocked me from answering you?
Did I do something wrong?

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Jokes & Riddles / Re: Three-Legged Race

« on: February 12, 2016, 05:16:44 PM »

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

Does this means that people that were born with 3-4 legs can run that fast?

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Television / The Great Human Race... NatGeo.

« on: February 08, 2016, 11:26:37 PM »

Anyone watch this reality show yet?
I find it interesting... .

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Automotive Discussion / Re: Are people still modifying their cars?

« on: January 26, 2016, 09:18:36 PM »

I have no clue what is going on anymore with cars these days.  It used to be modifying Honda Civics, Preludes, S2K, Acura Integras and DSM.  I guess I grew out of it and just buy a car and drive it now.  Must be getting old.

The hardcore still do... I'm like you, I only buy them to drive. Doesn't pay to put all these mods on it when it's losing value everyday.

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Automotive Discussion / Re: So anyways... I gave my prelude to my lil bro and he's liking it.

« on: January 26, 2016, 09:17:07 PM »

Where's the pic of the Prelude?

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Hmong Culture & History / Re: Why Hmong christian still ask for downry?

« on: January 26, 2016, 09:14:33 PM »

Wait it not religion but culture?

If you don't do any of the mejkoob. Where is the culture in that.?

According to you. It has to be the other than. Religion since it not culture


Common sense and reason

Most don't use Mejkoob... they use the church elder or a pastor instead. They don't ask for payment to grandma, grandpa, or older sister if she's still single, etc. Just the bride price and the dinner.
Now, not all those that claim to be Christian are doing this... majority are still involved with Mejkoob and all the other stuff. But the few that I've been too don't do the old way anymore.

When I give my future daughter away... I'll ask for the bride price ( to see if the other family is serious enough to want my daughter) but I'll give it right back to the couple and more from me. I'll probably end up giving them more than the bride price when it's all said and done.

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Television / Re: I don't know what's going on with super girl but...

« on: January 26, 2016, 08:44:51 PM »

She's not wearing tight pants anymore.....


I just saw the latest episode...and her pants a are a bit on the baggy side.

She's trying to attract her love interests... We all know that baggy pants and black is like white on rice. 

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Jokes & Riddles / Two OGs went to McD...

« on: January 22, 2016, 09:37:52 PM »

This old Hmong couple decided to walk to McD and get some hamburger.

Old man walks to the counter and says... "Bi Mak, flies"
the cashier ask, " You want apple pie too?"

Old man stepped back a little and turns to old woman(his wife).
He says, "Koj niam... Txhaj los pem nov, nwg yuav muab koj paum phais os."

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Debate Central / Re: Universal Healthcare

« on: January 22, 2016, 08:55:42 PM »

One more story about universal healthcare...

I was traveling abroad again for business, and I got terribly sick.  I was throwing up, fever, headaches, everything.  Usually I would just call in sick and wait it out.  But, my coworkers came to check up on me (probably because they didn't want me to be alone and sick in a foreign country).  They dragged me to the hospital.  It was less than $5 to see a doctor, and about 30 cents for the medicine.  I waited less than 5 minutes. 

I was still sick for the week and I lost my voice, but it is nice to be covered.  And best of all, everyone gets what they want.  Doctors get paid.  Medical companies get paid.  People get healthcare.

$5 oversea... ahahahahaha... . Try that here with Obamacare. You'll pay more than that in deductible before your insurance kicks in.

Did you see the article where Rafael Edward Cruz forgot to sign up for ACA and then proceeded to blame the program for it even though the insurer notified him FIVE months in advance.

Gosh these Republicans are clowns to the fullest.

Actually, the clowns are those that voted for this behemoth without knowing what's in it. Obamacare is losing money big time... big tax and deficit increases in the future.

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Debate Central / Re: Universal Healthcare

« on: January 21, 2016, 10:03:12 PM »

I'm not sure if you are talking to me, but yes, it does work.

Ironically enough, some of the most vocal people on here against universal healthcare actually have very little or no experience with it.

By no means is universal healthcare perfect, but at least majority of people have access to healthcare services and no one goes bankrupt as a result of an unforeseen medical problem.

It work if you're healthy but you're not going to get the quality care when you really need it if you're on the gov't program. I know of people in Canada that drives to the U.S. to get medical care because they can't get it in Canada soon enough and the quality is not there. I've cousins that lives in Thailand and they public (gov't sponsor) care facilities but it's of the bad quality, only the rich can get the good care.

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Travel & Vacation Forum / Re: what's it like to live in Alaska ? what are the pros and cons?

« on: January 17, 2016, 10:46:10 PM »

Easiest welfare state plus a government rebate check for every citizens.   10 kids = 10 + 2 checks for the family?   

Yeah... that money won't help you much when everything costs so much more.

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Dear Dr. PebHmong / Re: Confession of an adulteress

« on: January 17, 2016, 10:41:55 PM »

Oh and as for the cousin ducking...in the Bible Lot's wife gets turned into a pillar of salt. To continue his bloodline your God instructed his daughters to get him drunk and duck him so they could have more of his babies. See, God is cool with incest but not adultery. 

The best idiotic writing I've ever heard. Showed us you know nothing about the Bible.

My Vang girl, I loved her...I'm proud of her...I was going to marry her. We were so broken and no one cared about us. She did things that touched my heart, no other person has ever done for me. I didn't just duck her then ditch her, I loved her with all my heart no matter what. I lost a lot and risked it all for her. I never set out for it to be with her that way, we started as friends and confided in each other. Our friendship grew into love unexpectedly and I followed my heart. Can you say you have that kind of commitment in your life?
What a "redneck" excuse to doing your own clan/sister... I bet you'd make the same excuse too if you were doing your mom.

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Jokes & Riddles / random funniest jokes...

« on: January 17, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »

1) Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
    Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
    Tough guy: As if!
    Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
    Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
    Other Guy: You will in about 9 months

2) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the   ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

3) Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
    Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
    Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!

                                          ...Next Day...

    (Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
    Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
    Mom: ...

4) A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
    The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

5) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Hmong Culture & History / Re: Marriage within same clan

« on: January 15, 2016, 11:30:39 PM »

Regardless of anything else.... Hmong people do not believe in marrying same last names and I'm not going to start. It's embarrassing and shameful to say the least. There are enough Hmong last names that you don't need to be acting like a redneck. What's next, looking for dates at family reunions?

Totally agree... Hmong will be the next Redneck in America. Just because American do it don't mean we have to do it. Offsprings of sister and brother shouldn't be marry either.

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Jokes & Riddles / Yo mama...

« on: January 13, 2016, 10:40:39 PM »

Yo mama is so fat... it takes a year for her to turn to her side.

Yo mama so old that her first student was Adam and Eve.

Yo mama so stupid that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.

Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said, "STAY OVER THERE!!"