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Money & Investment / example of being greedy
« on: June 11, 2020, 08:19:45 PM »
Hmong dude should have sold on Jun 8 for $21k gain. 

Still on June 9, with $700 gain, dude didn't sell.

Today, dude is in the red -$7000.

Money & Investment / Day to buy!
« on: June 11, 2020, 08:35:26 AM »
Buying some nice discounted shares today.  O0

General Discussion / Defunding the police
« on: June 10, 2020, 02:59:12 PM »
Defund the police? How would that work out?

911: 911, how can I help you?

Citizen: There's two armed men trying to break into my home!

911: Oh, wow. That's really a bummer. Do you have a gun?

Citizen: No. I don't.

911: Uh-oh. That's really bad.

Citizen: Can you just send some police?

911: No, we can't do that. After defunding the officers we are down to only one officer on Tuesday and Thursdays from noon to 3, but he only does paperwork. Plus, it's Friday.

Citizen: What am I supposed to do? They are almost in!

911: Well, you should have seen a flyer posted on the telephone poles in your neighborhood.

Citizen: I didn't see them. What do they say?

911: We've gone to "community relations oversight."

Citizen: Instead of the police?

911: Yes.

Citizen: Well what am I supposed to do?

911: I will check out the closest community relations advocate. Hold please.

[MUZAK version of F@$& the Police plays for three minutes]

911: Okay, sorry about the wait. It seems as though the closest community relations advocate is just 3 blocks down. I will send her over. Her name is Ethel Jones. I met her in our training. She's amazing. It may take her a bit though since she's 82, doesn't drive, and uses a walker to get around.

Citizen: What the heck? John Legend and Jane Fonda told me we should defund the police but I didn't know it meant that I would be in danger!

911: Well, if anyone can talk them out of killing you and robbing your home, it's Ethel.

[GUNSHOTS in the background]

911: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Money & Investment / Another Apple record setting day?
« on: June 10, 2020, 07:55:44 AM »
Premarket is getting HOT!  O0

Let's see if JP puts the fire out later today.

With all this talk about BLM, what about HLM?  LOL  :2funny:

Why do you go hide when it's HLM?  You think your Kaydoo brothers and sisters will riot and loot for HLM?

Free money and I won't have to prove anything.  :2funny:

Two bank lobbying organizations asked Congress on Tuesday to automatically forgive small-business loans of less than $150,000 that are made under the Paycheck Protection Program.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnnell has reportedly been checking with senators to see if the House bill can get unanimous support in the Senate, which could enable passage as soon as this week.

Home Improvement & Gardening / My flower finally bloomed!
« on: June 03, 2020, 09:50:20 AM »
I have a white one that took 5 years before it bloomed.
This one only took 2 years.

General Discussion / Perfect weather tonight
« on: May 22, 2020, 10:50:02 PM »

Money & Investment / How's the market?
« on: May 19, 2020, 10:11:05 AM »
I'm doing just fine.  O0

Is that true?   ;D

My wife and I planned to go to LA in March but not so sure now.
Anyone else traveling?  Are you scared?

Money & Investment / 2020 Stock Market
« on: January 19, 2020, 08:55:32 AM »
Hi All!  Hope you guys made a bundle on last year's bull market!  I think I did pretty good.  Here's a chart from one of my non-retirement account.
Looking forward to this year.  Let's talk market.  Got any picks or strategies you're going with this year?  Are you anticipating a major correction or continued bull market?

Money & Investment / it's payday bro, loving it
« on: February 25, 2019, 01:27:10 PM »
Don't mind direct deposits, but I still love feeling checks in my hand!  O0

Money & Investment / about to grab some stocks
« on: February 21, 2019, 09:22:07 PM »
been looking at some waiting to pounce.   :2funny:

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