Nobody is home so I can walk around naked and look at myself in the mirror.
Well all I can think of is...I'm older now. I remember a time when I use to have that small 28" stomach/waistline. It is now just hovering at 32" relaxed. The thighs of my legs at it's peak was a just above 24" inches as compared to the current just about 18" circumference. I've got chicken legs...well not actually but I feel like that. I used to not be able to raise my arms straight up, due to my biceps would hit me in the face. Now I remember that I never really did have big arms, but that could've just been my perception. I really had Popeye forearms, so as to say my forearms muscles made the rest of my arms minuscule. Now I can raise my arms straight up. I cannot fathom at this time how could my biceps ever even come close to touching my cheeks. You know how divers put their arms up against their ears, I can't even touch my ears. Have I ever shrunk! That's how it is when it's been nearly 20 yrs since I have serious body sculpt training.
I remember that time when my cousin commented about how massive my forearms were when it's been years since we've seen each other. I remember when I used to wait tables and women would casually just grab my butt cheeks. I also remember going to the clubs and bars and women would basically use my thighs to rub their hands on. It's also funny how I can say that my eyes are up on my face and not below my belt line. I could always joke about that because it could walk that joke. I seriously doubt that any of that would be happening now. It all seems to be smoke and mirrors now. It all seems like there was no way I could've gotten that kind of a body.
It's all seems like a Fun Friday Fact to me.
