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Title: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: JazzBootz on May 25, 2012, 02:03:43 PM
How old was your husband when you two married?
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:12:05 PM
Kuv thib? Okay, ua li kiag.

Well, it's a long story but we were "engaged" ever since we were lil' babies rocking in our cradles. His mom is my mom's aunt's best friend's cousin. One day, they came to visit and my husband and I (as lil' babies) locked eyes. I was on the floor chewing a rubber ducky. He crawled over to me and pulled my hair. I slapped him in the ear. We've been in love ever since. ;D

Does that answer ur question?
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: JazzBootz on May 25, 2012, 02:15:15 PM
no
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:20:37 PM
Fine.

Try #2:

I was a homeless young teenager at the age of 18 living under the bridges of Madison County. One night, it was extremely cold with temperatures in the single digits and wind chills of -24. I shivered under my newspaper blanket and attempted to sleep. In something like a dream state, a young man appeared and offered me a real tent, one of those made for camping in the Alaskan wilderness. I looked up at him and said, "Will u marry me?" He said, "Sure." He was 22.

Does that answer ur question?
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
calypso, i like the way you write.  ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
calypso, i like the way you write.  ;D

Ua tsaug os. Which version do u think Jazz "The Man" will accept? ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 02:32:08 PM
Ua tsaug os. Which version do u think Jazz "The Man" will accept? ;D

the first one.... i drove over the bridges of madison county one time and didn't see anyone under them....
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:38:09 PM
the first one.... i drove over the bridges of madison county one time and didn't see anyone under them....

Really? Well, it was once upon a time long, long ago when I lived under the bridges of Madison County. U probably drove over those bridges long after I had already been rescued by my 22 year old tent giving dude.

*sigh* I have a feeling Jazz doesn't like either version. ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 02:39:47 PM
Really? Well, it was once upon a time long, long ago when I lived under the bridges of Madison County. U probably drove over those bridges long after I had already been rescued by my 22 year old tent giving dude.

*sigh* I have a feeling Jazz doesn't like either version. ;D

 ;D

you dont think he is the man huh? lol.
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:42:13 PM
;D

you dont think he is the man huh? lol.

I never said that. I have nothing against Jazz as what u see above is about the only communication I've ever had w/ him, so I can't very well judge him, can I? I'm just teasing u guys. I'm bored. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: JazzBootz on May 25, 2012, 02:49:24 PM
calypso, no wonder why you don't know what a man is.  You married a kid and he just grew old with you, so you never had the chance to see a man.

Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Finest on May 25, 2012, 02:49:27 PM
calypso, i like the way you write.  ;D

I know, right?!  Where did that come from?!   And here I thought she was just another pretty face.  :D  :2funny:
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 02:49:58 PM
I never said that. I have nothing against Jazz as what u see above is about the only communication I've ever had w/ him, so I can't very well judge him, can I? I'm just teasing u guys. I'm bored. ;) ;D

 ;D

i was 25 when i got married.
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 02:54:39 PM
calypso, no wonder why you don't know what a man is.  You married a kid and he just grew old with you, so you never had the chance to see a man.

Today I learned what a man is, so it's all good. ;D

I know, right?!  Where did that come from?!   And here I thought she was just another pretty face.  :D  :2funny:

Surprise!! :2funny:

;D

i was 25 when i got married.

What, no story to go along w/ that? ;D ;D

Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
calypso, muaj story mas... tabsis laj laj piav es...  ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 03:04:04 PM
calypso, muaj story mas... tabsis laj laj piav es...  ;D

Tsis piav los that's okay. In my head, kuv twb create a story for koj and koj tus pojniam lawm. U were fishing and nearly drowned at a lake and she saved u. ;D
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
Tsis piav los that's okay. In my head, kuv twb create a story for koj and koj tus pojniam lawm. U were fishing and nearly drowned at a lake and she saved u. ;D

LOLOL....
never os....

she was shopping at the mall. a man in a black ski mask snatched her purse and took off running. i witnessed the whole incident. i ran to the nearest phone booth. i stepped inside it and in just like 8 minutes, i emerged with my red and blue super hero outfit with a huge S on my chest. i asked her which direction the man went. she pointed at victorias secret. i thought "dagnabbit! i'm wearing spandex... that place makes me tingle in weird places." so i asked her "can i just buy you a new purse?" and she replied "what about my money and my ID?" and i was like "babe, i have like $600 in my savings account. as for your ID, you won't need it anymore because you're gonna marry me and take my name." and she said "ok." the end.
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 25, 2012, 03:32:52 PM
LOLOL....
never os....

she was shopping at the mall. a man in a black ski mask snatched her purse and took off running. i witnessed the whole incident. i ran to the nearest phone booth. i stepped inside it and in just like 8 minutes, i emerged with my red and blue super hero outfit with a huge S on my chest. i asked her which direction the man went. she pointed at victorias secret. i thought "dagnabbit! i'm wearing spandex... that place makes me tingle in weird places." so i asked her "can i just buy you a new purse?" and she replied "what about my money and my ID?" and i was like "babe, i have like $600 in my savings account. as for your ID, you won't need it anymore because you're gonna marry me and take my name." and she said "ok." the end.

Now that's a true hero story. ;D O0

Have a great Memorial weekend, OV. :)
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: OldVeggies on May 25, 2012, 03:33:23 PM
Now that's a true hero story. ;D O0

Have a great Memorial weekend, OV. :)

you too! be safe.  :)
Title: Re: Calypso................ koj thib os ntawm no
Post by: Calypso on May 29, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
hehe... this thread got moved to the Best of PH? ;D