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Creative Corner => Shout Outs & Dedications => Topic started by: fuglyhottie on October 15, 2010, 03:55:03 PM
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Dear Wifey,
I know that you are still out there somewhere and I know that you are looking for me too.
But I will let you find me in the year 2013 (I repeat...Two Thousand Thirteen), which is just 3 short years from now. By then I will finally be done with my dissertation. I am awaiting a scholarship and trip to study the endangered species in the Amazon Forest and planning for my thesis on deforestation soon. I love animals and I want to help save the planet.
I hope you will be proud of me when you finally find me. I know I will be ready to rock your world by then!! :D I am braving this world on my own with a glad heart and good intentions for our future only. I have traveled far and wide and have seen many. OH! the stories I just wish to share with you my darling!
I wish you could have been there with me too when I have seen these places, but I want to remain a mystery and an anticipation for you only so please love, be patient.
I don't know how or what you look/sound like, but I hope you are at least good looking and have a pleasing voice ;D No butchy-husky deep voice k. That would be too frightening and intimidating. haha
I leave this shout-out to you with a content and hopeful heart only k? But if you do not find me in the year Two Thousand Thirteen (the year 2013), I will run off with a Monk.
I love you so far. I will love for eternity and beyond, even infinity and beyond, towards the universe and outterspace. You will love me. I know you will. I love myself too.
Signed. Your Eager and Loyal Future Husband
-BT
O0
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This will be the song we will first make love to! :o >:D
http://www.youtube.com/v/cQ0kh3k0LKE?fs=1&hl=en_US
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Oh yeah...also by the year 2013, most importantly I will finally get my driving permit and you can rideshot gun as we go grab some food.
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Desperate thiab thiab...dont fall into the water and get eaten up pirahnas..lol
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Desperate thiab thiab...dont fall into the water and get eaten up pirahnas..lol
hag hag hag hag! ...you spelt "TIAG TIAG" all wrong :2funny:
but don't worry I got balls of steels...no fish is gonna chomp on these nuts
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Continuation.. ....
Future Wifey,
I love you so much already, I am ready to become a "real man" for you. lolz. :'(
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Oh yeah!! Our make-up sex song ;D
* I know that I am still writing this from the past and you're still in the future. But I know you're toes are going to curl!
http://www.youtube.com/v/0I7UZRlDsbk?fs=1&hl=en_US
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Dear Wifey,
I know that you are still out there somewhere and I know that you are looking for me too.
But I will let you find me in the year 2013 (I repeat...Two Thousand Thirteen), which is just 3 short years from now. By then I will finally be done with my dissertation. I am awaiting a scholarship and trip to study the endangered species in the Amazon Forest and planning for my thesis on deforestation soon. I love animals and I want to help save the planet.
I hope you will be proud of me when you finally find me. I know I will be ready to rock your world by then!! :D I am braving this world on my own with a glad heart and good intentions for our future only. I have traveled far and wide and have seen many. OH! the stories I just wish to share with you my darling!
I wish you could have been there with me too when I have seen these places, but I want to remain a mystery and an anticipation for you only so please love, be patient.
I don't know how or what you look/sound like, but I hope you are at least good looking and have a pleasing voice ;D No butchy-husky deep voice k. That would be too frightening and intimidating. haha
I leave this shout-out to you with a content and hopeful heart only k? But if you do not find me in the year Two Thousand Thirteen (the year 2013), I will run off with a Monk.
I love you so far. I will love for eternity and beyond, even infinity and beyond, towards the universe and outterspace. You will love me. I know you will. I love myself too.
Signed. Your Eager and Loyal Future Husband
-BT
O0
You waiting on 2013, when we might not live through 2012? ;D
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Newsflash Acrosap.....TH E WORLD WILL STLL BE SPINNING COME THE YEAR 3000.
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I like.... I should have made one before i got married some 10 years ago!
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I like.... I should have made one before i got married some 10 years ago!
ehllo there.
Too late. You're a married woman now so there's no turning back. Can't copy me now.
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ehllo there.
Too late. You're a married woman now so there's no turning back. Can't copy me now.
I hope you were serious about everything you said too! O0
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I read the letter. Cute.
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are you sure she's still looking for you right now? she's probably with someone else at the moment, and when you do meet her, it's after she broke up with her current bf/husband? i'm pretty sure she's taken right now....sorry. ;)
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When was the last time you had a relationship fugly?
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Newsflash Acrosap.....TH E WORLD WILL STLL BE SPINNING COME THE YEAR 3000.
The world will be spinning alright in the year 3000, but I am sure you and I won't. ;)
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The world will be spinning alright in the year 3000, but I am sure you and I won't. ;)
yep! and 3000 of my descendants will be future civilians on this planet too hee-hee!
This song proves it that the world will NEVER END!!!
http://www.youtube.com/v/4uFalk1y38I?fs=1&hl=en_US
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October 17th, TwentyTwenty
Good moaning Wifey!
How did you sleep last night? Well I understand that you are still reading this from the future, but last night at the comedy club I imagined that you were the funny girl up on stage doing the skit on rednecks. I think it is so effing HAWT when a girl can do stand-up comedy.
I hope one of your inner attributes will be that you are able to be funny and make me laugh and smile on a daily basis. And after accomplishing the task of you being able to make me laugh, your ASS IZ SO GUNNA GETDIT when you dedicate this song "Wetter by Twista" to me later that evening.
When you dedicate this song to me right before we hit the sacks, I'll happily show you my superman moves ok ;D
I still dream of you and wish you were here with me already. But I have priorities at the moment and so you will have to wait your sorry little eager ass yourself and find me in the year....drum roll please........2013!
Oh jiah! we goan naw get so bizzy and freaky on the night of February 14, 2013! :-* ;D
http://www.youtube.com/v/X33PHPDx0LA?fs=1&hl=en_US
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You waiting on 2013, when we might not live through 2012? ;D
:2funny: :2funny:
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Y2K flopped so will 2012..dont go breaking the bank on a wild bet..
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Y2K flopped so will 2012..dont go breaking the bank on a wild bet..
no "lol" at the ending of your comment?
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LOL.. Aight man, hope your future spouse reads this and waits for you til then. Hopefully she won't get snatched up by some other kat prowling the grounds for prey first. ;D
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LOL.. Aight man, hope your future spouse reads this and waits for you til then. Hopefully she won't get snatched up by some other kat prowling the grounds for prey first. ;D
could careless, if she gets snatched up by somebody else, just wasn't meant to be and I'll just turn herbivore or vegan while I'm in the monastry.
Swearing off meat forever.
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could careless, if she gets snatched up by somebody else, just wasn't meant to be and I'll just turn herbivore or vegan while I'm in the monastry.
Swearing off meat forever.
That's cool man.. O0
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trippleX
hey you better not be checking out my future wife who I have no idea how she even looks like yet. This is my fantasy so you can't ruin it for me.
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trippleX
hey you better not be checking out my future wife who I have no idea how she even looks like yet. This is my fantasy so you can't ruin it for me.
Ua li, ua li.. carry on.
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nice idea. it's very cute. u should cut & paste this thread b4 it gets deleted so that when she graduates high school in 3 years, you can print it out for her O0
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I didnt think the end of all humanity was funny..=)
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nice idea. it's very cute. u should cut & paste this thread b4 it gets deleted so that when she graduates high school in 3 years, you can print it out for her O0
AOZ, that's cold. Maybe your husband may have married you when you were 15 years old but I'm not gonna make the mistake he did :2funny:
haha. j/k woman.
Thanks for your useless comment O0
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HmongHunterer
cleared yourself of STD yet from your other thread? LOL
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FH is still a student he is still learning..lol
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AOZ, that's cold. Maybe your husband may have married you when you were 15 years old but I'm not gonna make the mistake he did :2funny:
haha. j/k woman.
Thanks for your useless comment O0
lol
i can actually see u using this thread to hit on girls in 3 years... hehehe. really... some guys will wait very long b4 they marry because their rib is stilll growing up. hahahaha...
my s/o waited til i graduated highschool too....so don't feel so bad. ;D
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AOZ---a married woman that wants to.... thaj plaub hmo no lod???
Careful sweetums, you might not be able to have enough snappy comebacks to take me down. So FOREWARNED you MARRIED WOMAN!
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*Ignoring the curious folks in this thread*
Dear My Future Mrs Bee Thao:
Please don't give up hope yet. Obstacles will be faced, but obstacles can be overcomed. With me, I can make you soar like a majestic golden eagle up so high. I just want to be the portal that leads your soul and mines across time so that we can finally find each other in the near future. The year 2013 k. Please remember that important year. By then I will be 35 years old. (I hope that won't be too old?)
When I'm done finding a vaccine in the Amazon Jungles and writing my thesis for deforestation, you better be done with putting on your cosmetics. haha jk.
I know you will still be a beautiful soul even without all that gunk on your face. :D
I cannot wait to see you across the dining room of a Subway restaurant as we set that as our rendevouz as the first meeting place, and we'll both order healthy sandwiches to eat. I'll lend you 5 bucks so you can order a 5 dollar footlong. LOL
I don't even know you yet but I still think of you when I listen to this song?
http://www.youtube.com/v/Q6WTbwHHwW8?fs=1&hl=en_US
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Wow.. the interesting things we do for the four letter word, LOVE. ;D O0
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A bit unbelieveable, but oh well.. LOL.. Made me laugh.. :2funny:
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Wow.. the interesting things we do for the four letter word, LOVE. ;D O0
Thanks I'll go to hell and back
stand in the freezing cold on Mt Mckinley in Alaska with just my pajamas on
eat weird foods such as insects like Andrew Zimmern
for the one person I truely love. Well that's only if she can make me fall head over heels in love with her.
L0L
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A bit unbelieveable, but oh well.. LOL.. Made me laugh.. :2funny:
me laugh too...kekeke.. . however it's very good pickup line. ;D
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I don't like married womens.
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Good luck to her, whoever that may be. ;D
Thanks I'll go to hell and back
stand in the freezing cold on Mt Mckinley in Alaska with just my pajamas on
eat weird foods such as insects like Andrew Zimmern
for the one person I truely love. Well that's only if she can make me fall head over heels in love with her.
L0L
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I don't like married womens.
;D ;D ;D
don't think we've asked u to like us. hehehe ...but nonetheless... u'll still be nice to us because u might like our daughters. hahaha.
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A bit unbelieveable, but oh well.. LOL.. Made me laugh.. :2funny:
::)
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Just commenting on his tactic T. Goshhh.. ;D
::)
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could careless, if she gets snatched up by somebody else, just wasn't meant to be and I'll just turn herbivore or vegan while I'm in the monastry.
Swearing off meat forever.
:D :D :D
fh...cas koj yuav dag ua luaj na?
well, best wishes mister scrubs...to ur future misses! ;)
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nice idea. it's very cute. u should cut & paste this thread b4 it gets deleted so that when she graduates high school in 3 years, you can print it out for her O0
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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Very cuuute. I like this side of you.
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:D :D :D
fh...cas koj yuav dag ua luaj na?
well, best wishes mister scrubs...to ur future misses! ;)
I am not even kidding Lisa.
If my "ideal" future wifey breaks my heart, that's it.
I'm gonna go all Ghandi
:'(
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LFG---thanks for reading my delusional but very realistic thread.
These ponderings and writings is my way of saying to myself "I'm hella desperate for a good wife but I can also move on in the case if she should leave me"
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I am not even kidding Lisa.
If my "ideal" future wifey breaks my heart, that's it.
I'm gonna go all Ghandi
:'(
awww....me fugly, txhob hais li ntawd ma. tus hlub yav pem suab no...tej zaum yeej nyob tos xam nrhiav nws tus me nplooj siab thiab. yog muaj txoj moo tiag ces yeej yuav sib ntsib xwb...ua siab loj os tus nus. ;)
and if all else fails...look @ it this way...u'll get rice everyday, regardless! :D :D :D n someone will still "worship" the ground u walk on.
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Lisa ;D ;D ;D
freaking silly ass O0
thanks sweetheart ;)
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Lisa ;D ;D ;D
freaking silly ass O0
thanks sweetheart ;)
;) u know i'm right! O0
thiab kuv yeej paub tias koj nyiam li kuv hais nod thiab nad! ;)
n ur very welcome tus nus. now, where's ur next letter...to ur future wife? xav paub tias koj yuav hais lus qab zib npaum li cas los nrhiav nws nad. seb puas tseem yog nws los "nrhiav" thiab tos koj nad. ;D ;D ;D ;)
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hehe Lisa.
I'll have to sleep on it tonite and see what creative imaginations I can come up with.
Don't worry I'll continue this futuristic love letter thread for your amusement O0 8)
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hehe Lisa.
I'll have to sleep on it tonite and see what creative imaginations I can come up with.
Don't worry I'll continue this futuristic love letter thread for your amusement O0 8)
vuag, tseem hais li ntawd xwb! ::) tus nus cas es ua rau luag muaj siab no ces hom yuav mus pw xwb. tej zuam nkim kuv sij hawm xwb os. :D :D :D ua li yog koj yuav mus pw ces thov kom npau suav haib haib muaj ceem nawb...es rov los piad rau peb mloog. O0
but we do want to hear what else u've to say to this future wife of urs. and i do mean we....i don't think this thread is simply for my entertainment. ..but i do enjoy it much! ;)
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uhmm...no kisses from "strangers". 8)
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Dear Wifey from the Future:
I still jizz everytime I hear this song and fantasize about you baybay! and cannot wait to lip lock with you for realz!! ;D O0
Love,
Horny Husband from the Present
http://www.youtube.com/v/_bmR5d99jsk?fs=1&hl=en_US
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Dear Wifey from the Future:
I still jizz everytime I hear this song and fantasize about you baybay! and cannot wait to lip lock with you for realz!! ;D O0
Love,
Horny Husband from the Present
http://www.youtube.com/v/_bmR5d99jsk?fs=1&hl=en_US
uhmmm...i can't view the video...
but thaub...ntshe nag hmo npau suav tsis haib li pob?! sau li ntawv xwb? ::)
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Lisa that song is pretty badass!
It makes me want to rave again and flash my two glowsticks around ;D ;D
* I hope my bride from the near future doesn't mind my musical taste.
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Lisa that song is pretty badass!
It makes me want to rave again and flash my two glowsticks around ;D ;D
* I hope my bride from the near future doesn't mind my musical taste.
i'll check it out tomorrow.
rave? :D makes me wonder what it is now. (thus far i do know ur music taste isn't bad actually).
yes, a plus O0 if luved ones share the same taste in music. cause country music could drive the hardcore rap luver mad...n the trance luver drive the polka luver insane. true, very true! 8)
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OK I listened to the song.... O0
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10/21/10
Dear Wifey from the Future:
You know, what the hell am I going to call you? You don't even have a name yet. I don't know what to call you. Do you want me to make up a name for you? If I just make up any old name, chicks in here would think that I am talking about them and that I'm dedicating this to them instead. I don't want to mislead anybody.
Well, I know it's been a few days and I've not written you, so I owe you another cheesy love letter.
I had a funny dream the other night as well. I dreamt that we were Martians and that we needed to come down to earth in order to have a baby. hahaha. I know, strange huh. We can fornicate on our planet but just couldn't have babies there. Cause back on our planet, they didn't have any hospitals so the ruler of our planet, said that in order to deliver Martian babies, we needed to go to Earth. And that's how it goes, how the circle of life is on our planet. Every Martian on our home planet goes down to Earth to deliver their babies and then goes back to space with their newborn a few days later. I dreamt that I gave birth to Hannah Montana somehow? ;D Yeah...very weird. We were Martians and we had on white robes and long flowing hair. Even I had long flowing hair. But our baby didn't look like a Martian, it was a human baby. LOL.
But when I think of you, and about our love story, I do think of our love as very bizarre. If you can read hmong, it's like as if it's a "xiam hlwb kinda love" haha. Missing brains. It makes me laugh sometimes when I think about how our love is going to be. So yeah I'm crazy :idiot2: for you and I don't even know how you look like yet. I need to keep stressing that. I DON'T know what you look like and you DON'T know what I look like either. Ok?
You are still in the future, and I am still making my way to you. I know that you can read my heart too and how I feel. So I want to reassure you that my feelings has not changed. And don't get jealous either cause I talk to dudes in here. hahaha. I'll never go gay. I just like to put them silly boys in their places O0
I need to go take a shower so I'll have to end my letter for now. But I'll always dedicate a song to you whenever I come back in here to add on more to this shout-out.
Love Always,
Mister Bee Thao :2funny: I don't know why I'm laughing. Maybe that name just sounds so silly lol
But PS: I think I will call you "MuffinTops" for now. Just as a pet name. ;D
THERE IS NO LOVE BETTER THAN A MARTIAN LOVE!
"..where ju come from?...you're out of this WORLD!!"
ok my song for you:
http://www.youtube.com/v/rSOzN0eihsE?fs=1&hl=en_US
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How cute...hopeful ly nyab finds this...tij laug...=P.....
;D 8)
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Dear MuffinTops----
Last night I had another dream but this time it was a nightmare! :'( This song was playing in my dream when I saw you kiss another DUDE! >:(
Love,
Disgruntled Hubby from the Present
http://www.youtube.com/v/i0X5-8KxOo8?fs=1&hl=en_US
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awww....fh. well, maybe that's before 2013-so don't be too disappointed. ;)
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Hehe. You silly girls. Thanks for keeping me company and cheering me up. Sometimes I ain't always that strong!
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Hehe. You silly girls. Thanks for keeping me company and cheering me up. Sometimes I ain't always that strong!
fh...who really is though? ???
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Awwww ya need a hug there....u gots 2 lisa..imma lisa n so isa she..lol
aismivyus.... ??? ur a lisa too? i didn't know. koj yog hmoob dabtsi nab? imma yaj. cool beans! O0 O0 O0
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Dear MuffinTops,
I got over my nightmare of you and now want to dedicate this newwave love song back to myself to reassure myself that you will never leave me!
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http://www.youtube.com/v/d_YEpYLuSeo?fs=1&hl=en_US
PS---Yes both Lisa's thank you two girls....I still got until the year 2013, so I shouldn't fret yet.
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Thursday October 28, 2010!
Dear MT---
Today I thought I caught a glimpse of you when I went to get gas for my car. I said to myself "Hey that's gotta be MuffinTops over there!" As you finished pumping fuel into your little eco-friendly Prius and went inside to pay the gas attendant, I followed you in. But I went towards the back and I was lurking and peeking from behind one of the aisles. I was getting some Ranch Cornuts.
Then I slowly but bravely walked up behind you and tapped you on the shoulders and said, "Hey are you the girl of my dreams?" You turned around and gave me a funny face, almost a disgusted look even. LOL >:( Am I not handsome enough for you, even if I should still look like a Neanderthal? You're in the future and you're all sparkly and fancy and all goddess like, while I'm still in the past....that's why I look like a caveman. :'( I'm still catching up, I'm still getting my duds and studs and my sense of fashion right so that it'll please your royal highness booty ok.
Anyway the girl I mistaked to be you at the gas station today was not cool at all. She was a snot. I'm glad you are not her!
Well, I'm hungry again x 2 so I'm heading out to cook me some scrambled eggs for dinner. I'm cheap, I need you to come cook for me. I suck at cooking.
You better let me myself when you finally GET ME!! :-* ....even if you should look like a Ms Neaderthal too, you'll always be sexay!
As long as you're my Mrs Neanderthal and we get to make a pack of Neanderthal babies!!! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
http://www.youtube.com/v/RmDYbiyMHvo?fs=1&hl=en_US
Yours Truly Always and Foeva!
Your Groom in waiting,
-BST ;D
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Thursday October 28, 2010!
Dear MT---
Today I thought I caught a glimpse of you when I went to get gas for my car. I said to myself "Hey that's gotta be MuffinTops over there!" As you finished pumping fuel into your little eco-friendly Prius and went inside to pay the gas attendant, I followed you in. But I went towards the back and I was lurking and peeking from behind one of the aisles. I was getting some Ranch Cornuts.
Then I slowly but bravely walked up behind you and tapped you on the shoulders and said, "Hey are you the girl of my dreams?" You turned around and gave me a funny face, almost a disgusted look even. LOL >:( Am I not handsome enough for you, even if I should still look like a Neanderthal? You're in the future and you're all sparkly and fancy and all goddess like, while I'm still in the past....that's why I look like a caveman. :'( I'm still catching up, I'm still getting my duds and studs and my sense of fashion right so that it'll please your royal highness booty ok.
Anyway the girl I mistaked to be you at the gas station today was not cool at all. She was a snot. I'm glad you are not her!
Well, I'm hungry again x 2 so I'm heading out to cook me some scrambled eggs for dinner. I'm cheap, I need you to come cook for me. I suck at cooking.
You better let me myself when you finally GET ME!! :-* ....even if you should look like a Ms Neaderthal too, you'll always be sexay!
As long as you're my Mrs Neanderthal and we get to make a pack of Neanderthal babies!!! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
http://www.youtube.com/v/RmDYbiyMHvo?fs=1&hl=en_US
Yours Truly Always and Foeva!
Your Groom in waiting,
-BST ;D
i can't view the video...but fh, how adorable! ur gas station story is hilarious. ;D
fh, u remind me of someone...n remind me of many of my guyfriends, funny, hilarious striaght up manly guy but w a big n great heart. sure, u enjoy a good guys night w some ribs n a few beers n some grunts here n there...but u also seem to be a guy who not only can laugh @ himself but likes others to be laughing w him...seeing that everyone is having a good time. ur an easy going kind of guy who's impressed more by ppls generousity n heart rather than appearance, status n $. O0
ur MT is going to b one happy n lucky girl. ;)
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Luvly..aint he the cutest lilo thing..? lol..gotta love his sense of humor...
yes koj tus tij laug is hilarious...i get him-he knows that. ;) cutest lil thing...he's cute in his own fuglybutt way... :D i'm no one from the future but he's quite charming....in his own right. fugly koj hnov lawm lod? ??? O0
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Lol! tij laug where u go? sucha charming Gay little man. lol.
:D ;D :D ;D wait!...what do u mean LITTLE? ??? :-\
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i can't view the video...but fh, how adorable! ur gas station story is hilarious. ;D
fh, u remind me of someone...n remind me of many of my guyfriends, funny, hilarious striaght up manly guy but w a big n great heart. sure, u enjoy a good guys night w some ribs n a few beers n some grunts here n there...but u also seem to be a guy who not only can laugh @ himself but likes others to be laughing w him...seeing that everyone is having a good time. ur an easy going kind of guy who's impressed more by ppls generousity n heart rather than appearance, status n $. O0
ur MT is going to b one happy n lucky girl. ;)
Hehe. 8)
Awee...thanks Lisa...yes, I would consider myself to be a charming and very loving person. I give my all to when I'm in LOVE! (L0Ling). ...I know I come off as sort of psycho with these futuristic-style love letters but it's what keeps me looking foward to a new day, to write and express myself...thoug h...silly and absurd it may be :D
I measure a WOMAN's *ahem* ::) character on her "innards" and not necessarily always her outter appearances... .but more on how she can carry herself and handle herself, be smart, respectful, as well as witty and humurous. O0
The only way I'll stop it with my shout-out is when she/shim finds me in 2013 ;D
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Lol! tij laug where u go? sucha charming Gay little man. lol.
don't give me too much credit sista O0 you're making my "head" all big ;D
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Hehe. 8)
Awee...thanks Lisa...yes, I would consider myself to be a charming and very loving person. I give my all to when I'm in LOVE! (L0Ling). ...I know I come off as sort of psycho with these futuristic-style love letters but it's what keeps me looking foward to a new day, to write and express myself...thoug h...silly and absurd it may be :D
I measure a WOMAN's *ahem* ::) character on her "innards" and not necessarily always her outter appearances... .but more on how she can carry herself and handle herself, be smart, respectful, as well as witty and humurous. O0
The only way I'll stop it with my shout-out is when she/shim finds me in 2013 ;D
No need to thank me...just an observation or something I've concluded about you (despite ur "psycho" antics). ;) But if I remember correctly, you've not been in a "serious" or real relationship for a while now-that could be do to many things...but I'm sure you're not the type that just plays the field and "eats every and any cherry pie" that comes his way. Hence, I do believe that you are about substance (pertaining to u, urself and as in how u'd like ur future MT)...thus giving ur all.
If she finds u? ??? Y does she have to be the one doing the finding? What if she's not looking or searching? Then what?
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don't give me too much credit sista O0 you're making my "head" all big ;D
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u shouldn't say such things to ur sister!!! Just doesn't sound right! :-\
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Lol@luvly
i'm just saying.....n besides it really doesn't sound right. n it didn't help that he put " " marks on head. ::) that dork! :D
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Aw... what little cute letters you're writing to your future wifey. :) I hope she finds these letters some day. Best of luck! :)
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he is sucha entertaining dork.....lets jux pretend he never did that...LOL
:-X did what? ???
:D :D :D
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Aw... what little cute letters you're writing to your future wifey. :) I hope she finds these letters some day. Best of luck! :)
Why thank you :) I'm sure she see's, she's on PH too ;D
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October 31st, Two Thousand and Ten
Dear MT----
I watched a lot of football this afternoon and just chillaxed at home. I love the fall season and I love lounging around in my pj bottoms only. :o Yep! my pj bottoms only :D I didn't go to the door to pass out candies to the trick-o-treaters because I was too busy multi-tasking inside, so I set the candy bowl on a foot stool outside with a sign underneath with the instructions reading: "Take a handful, eat one candy once a week only."... Someday when we have kids, I hope you will enforce that onto our offspring! I don't want to have to pay for braces and dental care. I have good teefs too and I would like our little runts to take on their daddy's good dental hygienes :-*
But I got curious too...and so I peeked outside off and on, as the neighborhood kids came up to the porch and got their candy from my candy bowl....I saw one lady that looked almost like you! I think she was taking her nieces and nephews trick-o-treating because I didn't see a ring on her finger. She was dressed up as Buzz Lightyear and her nephew was dressed up as Mr Potato Head and her niece dressed up as Jessie, Woody's cowgirl girfriend. It was so cute.
Man I can't wait till someday we get to celebrate Halloween together!...I know what I want to dress you up as for our first Halloween....I'm gunna get you pregnant in February 2013...so that by October 31, 2010, you'll be 8months preggers...and you can be a Pregnanat Nun O0 Ain't that cool? That's gonna be an awesome costume!....I'll dress up as the Devil that impregnated you ;D
But I had a fun Halloween this year, a good month filled with scares and good jokes too. I know you're still in the future and you're celebrating Halloween in your own time. You better have me in your thoughts though!
Love Always and for Eternity,
Bee Monkey Thao 8)
PS: Don't worry I'm not as fugly and hideous as the actor Bee Monkey.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1sTnsos3T0k?fs=1&hl=en_US
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how cute fugly...thanks for sharing.
but i've a question...wha t if ur MT has jacked up "teef"? n what if MT doesn't want kids? n what if she hates halloween? ??? just wondering....u never know.
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how cute fugly...thanks for sharing.
but i've a question...wha t if ur MT has jacked up "teef"? n what if MT doesn't want kids? n what if she hates halloween? ??? just wondering....u never know.
Hehe. I only speak the truth 8)
If she has jacked up teefs she better get them fixed before she meets me for the first time ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. j/k. I'm sure MT will have other qualities that will matter more than just "teefs".
If she doesn't want kids then I'm gonna give my sperm to a surrogate mom then. MT just better better provide the egg.
And if she doesn't like Halloween, then she is lame. I will make her like Halloween.
O0
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Hehe. I only speak the truth 8)
If she has jacked up teefs she better get them fixed before she meets me for the first time ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. j/k. I'm sure MT will have other qualities that will matter more than just "teefs".
If she doesn't want kids then I'm gonna give my sperm to a surrogate mom then. MT just better better provide the egg.
And if she doesn't like Halloween, then she is lame. I will make her like Halloween.
O0
Yes, the truth.....trut h=fuglyhottie. :D :D :D
Surrogate mom? Well, having ur kid put up in a "foster" home isn't too bad, I guess.
Make her like it? And just how are you going to do that?
For someone who didn't dress up...and was just gonna leave candy out on the porch...u don't really come off as one who was really into it yourself.
Just saying.... 8)
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Oh hell no. None of my future kids are gonna end up in foster care.
What I meant was....if the future wifey doesn't want to give labor...we can take her egg and my sperm and put it into a surrogate mother who could carry our baby to term for us :o ;D
of course that's gonna cost a lot of money and that is out of the question. She better get ready to pop babies left and right!
Besides I already went to a Halloween party...earlie r this month and I dressed up then....so this weekend I just had other projects to work on while the kids came by and helped themselves to candy on my porch ::)
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;D :D 8)
<----Creativity.... and making a complete ass outta yourself ::)
If only you knew
who was true
masquerading behind this facade
that makes your heart burn with rage
:-*
This is too much sometimes. Frontin'---LOL. I kill myself.
Hmmm...I was listening to a cool song on my playlist and you were the one that sung the guy part and I was the girl living her dream ;D Awesome song btw.
..."I'ma let you fly...and pray you come back to me...cause I do believe....If I let you fly then you fly back...then it was meant to be".....
J. Holiday----Fly
http://www.youtube.com/v/X12R0HChEfg?fs=1&hl=en_US
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Oh hell no. None of my future kids are gonna end up in foster care.
What I meant was....if the future wifey doesn't want to give labor...we can take her egg and my sperm and put it into a surrogate mother who could carry our baby to term for us :o ;D
of course that's gonna cost a lot of money and that is out of the question. She better get ready to pop babies left and right!
Besides I already went to a Halloween party...earlie r this month and I dressed up then....so this weekend I just had other projects to work on while the kids came by and helped themselves to candy on my porch ::)
npwb! ::) i know what a surrogate is. but don't u think that's almost like foster care? just saying. vuag! pop babies left n right? boy, just what do u think us women r? baby making factories? shoot, better be paying really good for OT then! how is vacation pay n benefits too? what is ur "quota(s)" then? whew...good luck to ur future MT then!
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;D :D 8)
<----Creativity.... and making a complete ass outta yourself ::)
If only you knew
who was true
masquerading behind this facade
that makes your heart burn with rage
:-*
This is too much sometimes. Frontin'---LOL. I kill myself.
Hmmm...I was listening to a cool song on my playlist and you were the one that sung the guy part and I was the girl living her dream ;D Awesome song btw.
..."I'ma let you fly...and pray you come back to me...cause I do believe....If I let you fly then you fly back...then it was meant to be".....
J. Holiday----Fly
http://www.youtube.com/v/X12R0HChEfg?fs=1&hl=en_US
fugly so u really r a girl?!
or ur nkes. yeah, we know! 8) but it's r lil secret-i swear. ;)
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luvlylisa----I'm just bored and clever and writing from a dude's point of view. O0
I am NOT gay AT ALL!
I do like dudes but I would never sleep with them haha
I'll save for myself for the sweetheart who can find me!!!!!!!!!!
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luvlylisa----I'm just bored and clever and writing from a dude's point of view. O0
I am NOT gay AT ALL!
I do like dudes but I would never sleep with them haha
I'll save for myself for the sweetheart who can find me!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just playing with you dork! tos kuv tias npwb, npwb tiag tiag li lau.
But please do write...I do enjoy it much. ;)
Ha ha..saving urself for ur MT? Til she finds you, OK.
...but have u ever thought that maybe she found you....but she is tied up til about
2016?
just saying...
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[email protected] scaring the poor kid...u too funny girl...
i'm not scaring him....just some things to consider.
again, just saying...
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BLAH.
Dear MuffinTops---
I haven't paid much attention to you latetly and not written you. I don't know why. I am not in the mood these days. I hope you understand. It's a guy thing lol.
Instead of song, I'll put up a picture to make you smile instead. *cheese* :)
(http://dimestoreromance.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/image.jpg)
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Just kiddin...
really what I wanna do, where I wanna be with you someday ;D
(http://hyattregencymaui.org/AvailableImages/image/Romance_Waterfall_Cave_lrg.jpg)
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niag npwb aws!!! ;D ;D ;D u really are fugly! ;)
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November 16, Ob Phav Kaum
Dearest MuffinTop---
How are you doing in the future? I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving because I'm going to gorge myself silly. You know I've been having premonitions.. .I had a premonition that you ate a lot of muffins that you've been baking and you blew up. But it's okay....even if you should ever weigh more than me, I'll still wuv you O0 I'm not shallow.....I only care about your innards and not your outer appearance. Hey, got a question---are you an innie or an outtie? My belly button sticks out, will that be a turn off? If that part bothers you...I got a happy trail ;D You will like that part about me.
I'm kinda getting tired of finding sappy love songs for you....so I'll attach pictures for now...
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/141/l_ee5a9423e0f7429c97d270a0cfed87b4.jpg)
I can't wait till that day you smear chocolate syrup all over my chest! :D >:D
Sincerely Your Hubby,
Npis 8)
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gawddamm that picture is HUGE! :2funny: :2funny:
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That ruined my eyes!
Wow after 8 pages, look who finally pops in. I bet you're thinking I'm dedicating this to you too haha :-* ;) 8)
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fugly aws... :D :D :D u silly goose!
but hey...someone has been lying here! ::) tsk tsk tsk
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fugly aws... :D :D :D u silly goose!
but hey...someone has been lying here! ::) tsk tsk tsk
awe ur still my favorite girl Lise O0
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awe ur still my favorite girl Lise O0
ahem....honestly, i don't look or "strive" to be fugly's favorite....i wasn't talking bout that...however ...i'd want to get with hunnay too...girl, ur hawt! but ur a sista...so better luck n the next life. 8)
i was implying ur picture...so is this pict from the future too...otherwis e u've been posting someone elses' abs on here before. ::)
just saying...
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Fine then Lisa!...edited it for you....if you were ever my girl---I'd let you pop my chest zits for me.
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Fine then Lisa!...edited it for you....if you were ever my girl---I'd let you pop my chest zits for me.
Oh....how tempting fugly. I'll go to bed dreaming of that hot bod....
....and the zits on that chest of yours! :D :D :D
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Yep, you see that one zit on my left mooby...I popped it myself and it bled. :'(
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Yep, you see that one zit on my left mooby...I popped it myself and it bled. :'(
just remind me to get my gloves. Yes, sanitary at all times please. it's a dirrty job, but someone's gotta do it. O0 O0 O0
I'll do ur chest....if u can get my back. :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
oh wait...did I just say that? ??? :-X :-X :-X
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Lise!----you naughty and kinky woman you. >:( "My neck, my back, my pooney and my crack" ahaaha :idiot2:
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Lise!----you naughty and kinky woman you. >:( "My neck, my back, my pooney and my crack" ahaaha :idiot2:
naughty? kinky? :-X ;) like i've said before-for someone who doesn't know anything--an innocent lil girl-- i'm not dumb. :D
khia...that song was quite THE song back then. in spite of that...i think ur kinkier n naughtier than i. ;) O0
anyway, i hope that ur having a great saturday night/weekend. stay out of trouble...n don't work too much mister scrubs.
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Lisa----> :-* :D ;) O0 8)
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Lisa----> :-* :D ;) O0 8)
??? what language is that? ::)
har har har... :D :D :D
hey, i had a dream bout u last night....actua lly bout u n i on PH. we were posting threads to each other back n forth commenting...i was laughing @ ur silly posts n remarks. oddly, i kept waking up only to have the same dream over n over. strange but funny @ the same time. :2funny:
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Lisa---that means you need to seriously get off of PH and enjoy the real world from time to time :idiot2: haha
But I have never had any dreams of anybody on PH yet. The only person I dream and fantasize about is MuffinTops aka MT and I have no idea what she even looks like, or will look like. I make her up in my wild imaginations.
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Lisa---that means you need to seriously get off of PH and enjoy the real world from time to time :idiot2: haha
But I have never had any dreams of anybody on PH yet. The only person I dream and fantasize about is MuffinTops aka MT and I have no idea what she even looks like, or will look like. I make her up in my wild imaginations.
i know, i know. i need to get a life. :-\
ur wild imagination? ha, i bet!
well, it's not like i know what u look like either to have such a dream...i only knew it was u bc fuglyhottie was what i saw on the screen...on every post.
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Dear MuffinTops would you ever be offended if someday I called you SlutMuffin instead? You know I use to be a StudMuffin ;D :-* ;D
Honesty is not always the best policy. I don't think a guy should ever talk about his colorful past because I certainly would not like to know how many guys my future wife has laid or been laid by. That is gross! And I would be extremely jealous and sickened!
So yes, if someday you should catch me on the verge of sharing a sordid detailed story about any of my exs---please slap me silly because I would not want you to ever feel little and unimportant.
Actually I kid about the StudMuffin part....some dudes are whores and can lay 2 to 3 girls, even in just one day..while me, I've been more of a passive and humble lover. I do not like to just use girls for my own selfish needs and pleasure. It's true, but not all males have that agenda in them where they need to bed as many girls as he can before he dies. Usually guys who are sexaholics will get an STD once or more in his life. I should know, I worked in a clinic before and some of the cases I've come across. Very funny.
Don't you worry though---I'M MR. CLEAN! O0 My head is always safe and always on top of things LoLs.
Gawdam I'm gassy. I'm so full and bloated from today. I like to fart in silence and would never allow you to hear or smell my farts.... but I hope you better not fart because I find that such a turn-off in chicks :idiot2:
So Zoo Siab Hnub Turkey Day Rau Koj. You're still in the year 2013, and I send and write this shout-out to you via the past :'(
Buh Bais for now.
Always koj tus tav,
Npis Thoj 8)
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Finally another song! O0 :D
http://www.youtube.com/v/XzV3gP7w85s?fs=1&hl=en_US
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fugly....ur the biggest dork ever!!!
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fugly....ur the biggest dork ever!!!
and you're my biggest fan ever! I love you for that Lisa! O0 another +1 your way
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and you're my biggest fan ever! I love you for that Lisa! O0 another +1 your way
:o i thought that was my lil secret.
yes i like u....luv? uhmm...i luv "conversing" w u. ;) thanks for the +1....u already know where all (ok, most-not all) urs came from. ;) ;D
hope ur doing well...i c u've been bz. don't work 2 much mister...n i hope ur getting plenty of sleep if ur working that much. O0
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Don't worry I'm a robot
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Don't worry I'm a robot
worried? ??? do i sound worried?
robot? not the kind where u have to put batteries in, right? ;D ;D ;D
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That's right Lisa, I'm the ENERGIZER BUNNY although I prefer Duracel!
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That's right Lisa, I'm the ENERGIZER BUNNY although I prefer Duracel!
niag npwb os npwb aws... ;D ;D ;D ;D
bunny eh? LMAO!!! That just reminded me of something else......anot her bunny with batteries. >:D >:D >:D
OK...I'll go now. ;D ;D ;D
How's ur weekend? I've just finally got done shoveling all this darn snow out of our driveway! blah! now I need me a nice nap....no, a nice massage would be even better! O0 O0 O0 O0
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You know I still dont know how to say "npwb"? never knew there was even such a word ::)
But weekend went fine Lise---put up my Christmas tree! Heard about your storm up in the midwest...man I'm glad I don't live there no more, but it seeing snow sure does make me miss somebody! >:(
Massage eh?
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You know I still dont know how to say "npwb"? never knew there was even such a word ::)
But weekend went fine Lise---put up my Christmas tree! Heard about your storm up in the midwest...man I'm glad I don't live there no more, but it seeing snow sure does make me miss somebody! >:(
Massage eh?
Npwb? then u really are one if you've never heard of it. Next time you go home...ask. Pom tias koj paub lus hmoob thiab sa....paub nyeem thiab sau...so y don't u know that word? :(
Yes, we've plenty of snow. Lucky u huh? But out of curiosity...ho w much snow do you guys get down there? I remember when we lived in Little Rock....winter s weren't cold...actuall y I hardly remember snow at all. Just "flurries" as we call it up here. Is it the same there? Awwww.....r u missing ur mom? It's OK....you'll see her soon-I think. ;D ;D ;D
Yes, massages are nice....aren't they? O0 O0 O0 However, only nice when the right ppl do it the right way. Some ppl are too rough and others haven't a clue what they're doing. ::)
Here...for ur viewing pleasure! O0 O0 O0
(http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab99/luvlylisa_yang/PHpics/CIMG4159.jpg)
(http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab99/luvlylisa_yang/PHpics/CIMG4165.jpg)
(http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab99/luvlylisa_yang/PHpics/CIMG4164.jpg)
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On another note....I c I might be a distraction to ur luv letters to MT. Please do continue....I like reading about others "luv stories". Carry on...I'll try to keep my comments minimal. 8)
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Hi niag thaub Npwb npaum npis. (Bumblebee) ha! Get it? Anyway I just wanted to thab plaub.
Hi Lisa!
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: Good one hd! O0
And yes, hi! :hello:
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You Yang girls are too fine and hot for me :P
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You Yang girls are too fine and hot for me :P
;D ;D ;D puas yog mas?
I'm just :uglystupid2: muuaaahhahahah ahahah!
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When you play this song think of me too Muffins ;D 8)
http://www.youtube.com/v/j8MYxuMxaRg?fs=1&hl=en_US
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fugly aws....ntev ntev koj tsis tau sau ntawv rau koj tus MT lawm...ib tsam nws tu tu siab rao koj os. ib tsam nws ho nco nco koj thiab ned. 8)
just saying...
but don't mind me...carry on...
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Holey Moley I haven't written you in so long! Don't worry I have not forgotten about you!!
Remember... Two Thousand Thirteen!
PS---and hi Lise! I have not forgotten about you either!
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ahahahahaha... ua cas yuav mus ntxim hlub ua luaj li ne yod... ;D
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again, don't mind me...i'm just lingering round. ;)
i don't doubt u (fh) forgetting bout ur MT...u've just been bz w ur dissertation. O0 regardless, i know "she" misses u! ;) O0
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Thaub, this is sum funny sh*t, good read. Guess we all can fantasize bout our future. Don't forget to post a picture when you tie the knot in the near 2013. O0
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This chit is for reals everybody I've just been sidetracked and haven't found the time to keep making my dedication towards her, she know's I love her, even though I haven't met her yet. :(
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awww...well, let's hope she does. ;D
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+1 again Lise ;)
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Do you think my MuffinTops looks like that girl above? :D
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+1 again Lise ;)
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Do you think my MuffinTops looks like that girl above? :D
thanks npwb. ;)
i wouldn't know what ur MT from the future looks like...bc this girl here was obviously from the past....all photos r! LOL (tee hee hee ;D ...cas niam txawj hais lus qab zib ua luaj na yom?) :2funny:
but i second my sis HD...more letters since u've neglected MT these few months.
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LAWL @ this thread! Good ups! O0 Now write some more love letters!
Dear HunnayDew,
I have no intention of blowing your bubbles.
Cause you only look like double trouble.
Yang and Thao is off limits.
You know you want me to hit it. ;D
But I'll say no because your my sister
So be a good girl and look for the right mister.
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thanks npwb. ;)
i wouldn't know what ur MT from the future looks like...bc this girl here was obviously from the past....all photos r! LOL (tee hee hee ;D ...cas niam txawj hais lus qab zib ua luaj na yom?) :2funny:
but i second my sis HD...more letters since u've neglected MT these few months.
Dear Luvlylisa,
Your quite a diamond in the rough
But seem also kinda tough.
I like 'em thick
But you may be too quick
:D
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::) You're annoying. Big Ego, big head, jerky material= Asshole= MAJOR TURN OFF NO MATTER HOW "Good" you look.
I actually like you a lot Dew ;D
but wow---if you think I'm annoying, big ego, big head, a jerky material a-hole...no matter how good looking I am....why do you follow my threads or my comments? ::)
You know, this is just a make-believe dedication post if it makes you feel better.
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fh...well, i LUV how u roll...so i'm game!
npwb, u wanna battle...i'm down...here goes.
tus me nus npwb, i mean npis
how sweet, koj sau ib qho poem no--wow, 4 me?
but really here is where u've been leavin letters 4 ur wifey
the girl from the future, 2013 is when u'll b ready to meet
that is hopefully....i f it is meant 2 b
will she have long ebony hair, chubby cheeks n DDs like me?
thick all around, take dorky pics, always laughing 2 burn off the pounds?
i guess that's 4 u 2 wait n c
but all i know is boy, ain't no 1 like me! 8)
i'm rough n tough no lie n that
but trust me mister, curves plus humor--heck, i'll squash 'em skinny barbies flat--plah dat!
to most i'm not the usual gem--i lack luster
but to a few i'm the real deal, the best friend n i can rhyme like busta!
had? ??? u think i'm 2 quick
boy, what u want--a slow poke? a blonde b|tch to do what? just stare @ ur d|ck?
now don't get me wrong--kuv tsis yog cem lo ntuas koj
kuv kuj tsis zoo npaum li cas ua li kuv niam hais "tsuas nyob thiab noj"-urgh ::) yeah, i'm niag pog rog
i luv 2 eat n make sweet treats n funny dorks make me weak n the knees
i'm still writing out my life here n this lil midwestern city
but what bout u npis--what is it that u want?
is it there n good old tennessee?
i guess come 2013 PH will come 2 c
if all these luv letters from mister fuglyhottie
was all that he hoped it would turn out 2 b
again, best of luck w u n ur MT--ur wifey 2 b! O0 O0 O0 8)
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Oh geeze, I can't top this Lisa---but appaude, applaude ;D :-*
Dang you got a filthy mouf! I like it >:D
fh...well, i LUV how u roll...so i'm game!
npwb, u wanna battle...i'm down...here goes.
tus me nus npwb, i mean npis
how sweet, koj sau ib qho poem no--wow, 4 me?
but really here is where u've been leavin letters 4 ur wifey
the girl from the future, 2013 is when u'll b ready to meet
that is hopefully....i f it is meant 2 b
will she have long ebony hair, chubby cheeks n DDs like me?
thick all around, take dorky pics, always laughing 2 burn off the pounds?
i guess that's 4 u 2 wait n c
but all i know is boy, ain't no 1 like me! 8)
i'm rough n tough no lie n that
but trust me mister, curves plus humor--heck, i'll squash 'em skinny barbies flat--plah dat!
to most i'm not the usual gem--i lack luster
but to a few i'm the real deal, the best friend n i can rhyme like busta!
had? ??? u think i'm 2 quick
boy, what u want--a slow poke? a blonde b|tch to do what? just stare @ ur d|ck?
now don't get me wrong--kuv tsis yog cem lo ntuas koj
kuv kuj tsis zoo npaum li cas ua li kuv niam hais "tsuas nyob thiab noj"-urgh ::) yeah, i'm niag pog rog
i luv 2 eat n make sweet treats n funny dorks make me weak n the knees
i'm still writing out my life here n this lil midwestern city
but what bout u npis--what is it that u want?
is it there n good old tennessee?
i guess come 2013 PH will come 2 c
if all these luv letters from mister fuglyhottie
was all that he hoped it would turn out 2 b
again, best of luck w u n ur MT--ur wifey 2 b! O0 O0 O0 8)
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Oh geeze, I can't top this Lisa---but appaude, applaude ;D :-*
Dang you got a filthy mouf! I like it >:D
:2funny: yeah thanks...my mouf..yeah it's kinda dirty. >:D 8)
aww...u got me warmed up kid n now u back out
the applaudes r nice but now ur just makin me pout
i was ready 4 round 2 mang...
but i guess it's ok i not need 2 b heev heev
ib tsam koj tsis nyiam kuv lawm, tsis hlub kuv ob lub me qhov muag
sau li nod rau koj xwb mam sib ntsib dua lwm zaus, lod mog. ;)
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now now ya'll....play nice please.
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Riiiight. But you're a frothing b!tch all the time.
*edited*
But I'm sure you're quite pleasant in real life. ::) O0
*turning to fugly*
Yo, how's the courtship thing going for you here? ???
why such remarks, you don't like the ever so cute and young HunnayDew? :o
BLAH! the courtship is all in my mind only :idiot2:
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She hasn't paid rent, much less, a mortgage yet. No real world exposure yet...maybe never.
;D Better make sure her FICO score is acceptable after all these years. O0
No wonder HD hates ur ass ;D That's not nice ;D
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fh..we'll leave u n ur "courting" thread alone....seems we r disturbin u...hijackin ur thread.
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I was. ;)
8) ok...well, i'm sure it didn't phase her anyway. oh well.
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:-\ no updates eh? ???
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hi Lise---how you been? I apologize if I've not updated much because the truth is I think I found her already? :o She's in my Microbial Genetics Lab. We've been going on a lot of dates so that's why I haven't been on in here to tell her how I really feel and just been her lab partner crushing on her from afar. :idiot2:
Things are fine though...I think I will ask her out at the end of the semester.
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hi Lise---how you been? I apologize if I've not updated much because the truth is I think I found her already? :o She's in my Microbial Genetics Lab. We've been going on a lot of dates so that's why I haven't been on in here to tell her how I really feel and just been her lab partner crushing on her from afar. :idiot2:
Things are fine though...I think I will ask her out at the end of the semester.
Uhmm.... ??? great to hear that u've found her dear....but if u've been bz going on dates with her then y crush from afar...only to ask her out at the end of the semester?
is it me....or ur story not making sense?
anywho...good to hear ur doing well--I think/assume. O0
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Uhmm.... ??? great to hear that u've found her dear....but if u've been bz going on dates with her then y crush from afar...only to ask her out at the end of the semester?
is it me....or ur story not making sense?
anywho...good to hear ur doing well--I think/assume. O0
It's just you Lise, because my story makes perfect sense to me. 8)
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It's just you Lise, because my story makes perfect sense to me. 8)
;D ua li mas...u know ur reality better than i, right? nrog koj zoo siab ma. O0 keep up ur studies then. ;)
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;D ua li mas...u know ur reality better than i, right? nrog koj zoo siab ma. O0 keep up ur studies then. ;)
+1 to you for sticking with me since October 15, 2010. hehe
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+1 to you for sticking with me since October 15, 2010. hehe
aww...how sweet of u. :) n u get 1 n return. 0O
fugly...i've stuck w u bc i like ur tacky glue! ;)
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no Lisa, you just like my washboard tummy :P ;)
But yes, I can be quite tacky.
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no Lisa, you just like my washboard tummy :P ;)
But yes, I can be quite tacky.
:2funny: tummy? ??? ::) more like ur pimply pecs! :P now wemre talking baby! O0
again, the more npwb u r...the better! ;)
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I've developed pimples on my buttcheeks before too. Will that disgust you and will you pop my buttzits Lisa? :2funny:
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I've developed pimples on my buttcheeks before too. Will that disgust you and will you pop my buttzits Lisa? :2funny:
:2funny: oddly i may laugh now...but probably not while n motion. :-\ actually, no...i would laugh! :2funny:
fugly...if u provide the gloves i'll pop them. O0 just don't fart n my face!!!! 8)
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I hope you can read this
(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8279/loveletterdl8.jpg)
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I hope you can read this
(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8279/loveletterdl8.jpg)
;D
i know this is for ur MT...hope she can read it too.
all i can read:
some love one
some love two
i love one
that are you
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
is that thai, fugly? ??? didn't know u knew thai. ;D
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Lise--there are a lot of things you haven't discovered about me yet. But yes I know how to write and read in Thai 8)
u find that sessy huh? ^-^ Being tri-lingual :love10:
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Lise--there are a lot of things you haven't discovered about me yet. But yes I know how to write and read in Thai 8)
u find that sessy huh? ^-^ Being tri-lingual :love10:
that's awesome fugly! +1 from me! O0 i don't know any thai other than chin rak tur. ;) my mom's been trying 2 teach me lao/thai but she's not gotten round 2 it. :-\
yes, i'm sure there's many things ur MT let alone I know bout u. being tri-lingual? oddly enough i kind of am 2. i've been studying chines (mandarin) for many years; i even teach a beginners class for high school students in the summer. i'm not fluent in mandarin but i can manage (it's harder now that i don't utilize it as much as i should). i'm sure ur thai is a whole lot better than my mandarin. it's all gravy! O0 O0 O0
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that's awesome fugly! +1 from me! O0 i don't know any thai other than chin rak tur. ;) my mom's been trying 2 teach me lao/thai but she's not gotten round 2 it. :-\
yes, i'm sure there's many things ur MT let alone I know bout u. being tri-lingual? oddly enough i kind of am 2. i've been studying chines (mandarin) for many years; i even teach a beginners class for high school students in the summer. i'm not fluent in mandarin but i can manage (it's harder now that i don't utilize it as much as i should). i'm sure ur thai is a whole lot better than my mandarin. it's all gravy! O0 O0 O0
saaaweeet! I learn more and more things about you and is becoming quite fascinated with you Lise---I think I may just have to ditch my Muffin Tops and come after you...can ya dig? ;)
Don't worry I'll tell her you can cook her a good meal insteadl if she get's too envious of you. ;D
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saaaweeet! I learn more and more things about you and is becoming quite fascinated with you Lise---I think I may just have to ditch my Muffin Tops and come after you...can ya dig? ;)
Don't worry I'll tell her you can cook her a good meal insteadl if she get's too envious of you. ;D
vuag! :o cas yuav dag ua luaj os! txhob ua tiag cas peb muaj siab nawb! ;D
n uhmm...i'm no fortune teller or trying 2 take place of ur precious MT...however, i don't think she has anything 2 b jealous of...nor am i going 2 b cooking for such reason(s).
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but Lise..you give me too much attention in here, keep swooning over me and I may just have to come meet you one day! O0
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but Lise..you give me too much attention in here, keep swooning over me and I may just have to come meet you one day! O0
well, what do u want me 2 say fh? ??? u do have a way bout urself. ;) n a girl just *eyes roll back, hand 2 forehead n falls over* who can't help herself. O0
but honestly..u r a cool kat n i rather enjoy the occasional luv letter--i personally think there's nothing better. :)
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My Dearest Muffin Tops, gawd you are such a sexy beast :-*
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Your fuglyhunk ;D
Off to screw ..I mean to school now. :D
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Very entertaining. ;D O0
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Very entertaining. ;D O0
;D I know, it's he? O0
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He is quit the entertainer. O0
The thread reminds me of the Savage Garden song. ;D
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He is quit the entertainer. O0
The thread reminds me of the Savage Garden song. ;D
u mean of this song?
http://youtu.be/jjnmICxvoVY
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u mean of this song?
http://youtu.be/jjnmICxvoVY
YEAHH!!! That's it. ;D O0
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YEAHH!!! That's it. ;D O0
O0 O0 O0
listening to it right now. (or all day.... :) )
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Hi ladies, glad to entertain you ;)
As you may aleady know,my Muffin Tops reads my shout outs to her and I suspect she could be the jealous type. You gals better not be too smitten with me or you might feel her rage! :o
Savage Garden was the bomb, thanks for the song O0
to be continued..... ......
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Hi ladies, glad to entertain you ;)
As you may aleady know,my Muffin Tops reads my shout outs to her and I suspect she could be the jealous type. You gals better not be too smitten with me or you might feel her rage! :o
Savage Garden was the bomb, thanks for the song O0
to be continued..... ......
Aww... I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude. I'll make sure to keep my distance. O0
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Hi ladies, glad to entertain you ;)
As you may aleady know,my Muffin Tops reads my shout outs to her and I suspect she could be the jealous type. You gals better not be too smitten with me or you might feel her rage! :o
Savage Garden was the bomb, thanks for the song O0
to be continued..... ......
eh....don't let it get to ur head...or hers. ::)
;D ;D ;D
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Hi ladies, glad to entertain you ;)
As you may aleady know,my Muffin Tops reads my shout outs to her and I suspect she could be the jealous type. You gals better not be too smitten with me or you might feel her rage! :o
Savage Garden was the bomb, thanks for the song O0
to be continued..... ......
awww..ur taken? u really need to eliminate the "fugly" part out of your name..cuz..DAM N.. ur HOT!
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awww..ur taken? u really need to eliminate the "fugly" part out of your name..cuz..DAM N.. ur HOT!
again...don't let it get to his head now. ;D ;D ;D ;D
jk fugly. :wave:
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Hey fugly.. this song reminds me of you. lol.. >:D just thought i'd share. ;) don't worry, I won't come between you and your future wifey. Besides, I only like girls anyways. ::) >:D O0 ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSiONEa8f4
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Hey fugly.. this song reminds me of you. lol.. >:D just thought i'd share. ;) don't worry, I won't come between you and your future wifey. Besides, I only like girls anyways. ::) >:D O0 ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSiONEa8f4
Ey.. bay bay.. i like girls too, may i join u ;) in hometown right? :)
So... FH, found miss right yet? guessing since u haven't written her, you must have. good for u man. O0
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Thanks for reading folks.
Yep, I'm taken now. O0 If any of you ladies are still interested, give me until 2013 to see how it goes with MuffinTops first. That's our deadline, if she doesn't say yes to me, then I will come back into PH and make myself available. (But I doubt it since MuffinTops seems to be everything I'm looking for.)
So here's a letter to my ex-gf:
Dear Ex-Girlfriend (No Name),
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.
Every very lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
No Name … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love love, from all my past experience experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossom blossoms everyone starts writing love letter letters, you know very well , well… I have written many love letters to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays No Name , and it's a time consuming work, I , In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put correcto corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing No Name, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this i is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend l lot of monies ot for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting Rs. ,1499 Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please lease calculate the value of pack packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new our BF.
Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th th love affair with Mark.
Your Ex Ex-lover ….
FuglyHottie BT.
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fh! :D :2funny: :D :2funny:
this is hilarious!!! that's all i've 2 say! ;D ;D ;D (i'm really laughing w u, really!)
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Rupees? Lol. What currency is that?
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Rupees? Lol. What currency is that?
india! LOL ;D ;D ;D
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Rupees? Lol. What currency is that?
She was Hindu. Yep, I've been around the race track girl -- Hindu, White, Colombian, Mongolian O0 But the Hindi exgf was a haha.
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india! LOL ;D ;D ;D
You sure got some motorboating boobies Lise! :o
Chicks with big knockers are usually the source of flat chested girls' insecurities.
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She was Hindu. Yep, I've been around the race track girl -- Hindu, White, Colombian, Mongolian O0 But the Hindi exgf was a haha.
i'm jealous! i was (still kind of am) so infatuated w india movies, the music, the clothes...in high school, a friend gave me bindis from her international student from india...i used 2 wear it 2 school until 1 day it went missing! :'( :D i used 2 watch my india movies so much i knew the dance scenes when they'd break out n2 their long singing sessions (a lot of ppl fast forward through those parts--i don't O0 ). i used 2 think n my past life i was hindi mang, no lie! ;D
besides, hindis r beautiful ppl w a rich n beautiful culture! oh put me n a sari n call it a day! O0
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You sure got some motorboating boobies Lise! :o
Chicks with big knockers are usually the source of flat chested girls' insecurities.
8) thanks--i think. i can't help what i have been blessed w....some days i luv them other days i wish i could give them 2 some sad flat chested girl still waiting 4 her 2 fill n. regardless, they're me...n they're staying. O0
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fh U R too funny ;D
isn't he? ;D such a npwb-head! :D ;D :D ;D
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You know Lise...I still never knew how to pronouce "npwb" .
Remember how I mentioned I've been eyeing the girl in my class all semester long? Well I asked her out and now we're getting married! O0 MuffinTops and I broke up when I found out she's been PMing PH guys...so I've decided to let her go and marry someone else. This was meant to be! A lot can happen by 2013 so I'm not waiting anymore...I'm turning 33 in October so semester girl and I are getting married then. O0
Miss Luvly Lisa, I hope you best in your endeavors only and that may you find a love that I've had. I may still pop in and out of here and chit chat with you when time permits me--you're still everyone's favorite PH girl.....stay sweet and wholesome always ;) Take care.
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You know Lise...I still never knew how to pronouce "npwb" .
Remember how I mentioned I've been eyeing the girl in my class all semester long? Well I asked her out and now we're getting married! O0 MuffinTops and I broke up when I found out she's been PMing PH guys...so I've decided to let her go and marry someone else. This was meant to be! A lot can happen by 2013 so I'm not waiting anymore...I'm turning 33 in October so semester girl and I are getting married then. O0
Miss Luvly Lisa, I hope you best in your endeavors only and that may you find a love that I've had. I may still pop in and out of here and chit chat with you when time permits me--you're still everyone's favorite PH girl.....stay sweet and wholesome always ;) Take care.
fh...that's somewhat disappointing 2 hear that things w MT n u didn't turn out. but yes, things work n mysterious ways. glad 2 hear that u took the initiative elsewhere. O0 thanks for the kind words n wishes...it's been fun reading ur letters 2 ur potential MT...n sharing ur npwb-ness w us (if u dunno...then mister u r npwb! ;) )
i dunno where i'll b come 2013 or 2012 nevertheless.. .married, i doubt. still single? ??? mayb. honestly, it doesn't really matter...i've got 2 much going on n my life 2 worry bout some guy (let's keep it safe n just fantasize! :2funny: ). no need 2 sweat it. ::)
n please fh, u give me 2 much cred...i'm no1s fav (let alone ph's) n i'm far from sweet n wholesome. muuuahaahahaha h! :2funny:
do say hi when u can mister. no harm n that. n yes, take care of urself as well! :)
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http://www.youtube.com/v/IrLbVfvUjSQ?version=3&hl=en_US
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fh...that's somewhat disappointing 2 hear that things w MT n u didn't turn out. but yes, things work n mysterious ways. glad 2 hear that u took the initiative elsewhere. O0 thanks for the kind words n wishes...it's been fun reading ur letters 2 ur potential MT...n sharing ur npwb-ness w us (if u dunno...then mister u r npwb! ;) )
i dunno where i'll b come 2013 or 2012 nevertheless.. .married, i doubt. still single? ??? mayb. honestly, it doesn't really matter...i've got 2 much going on n my life 2 worry bout some guy (let's keep it safe n just fantasize! :2funny: ). no need 2 sweat it. ::)
n please fh, u give me 2 much cred...i'm no1s fav (let alone ph's) n i'm far from sweet n wholesome. muuuahaahahaha h! :2funny:
do say hi when u can mister. no harm n that. n yes, take care of urself as well! :)
Hi Lise, still cracking jokes ain't ya---youll always be my favorite PH girl, you always bring a smile to my face whenever I read your posts ;)
Shhhh...but don't tell my bridezilla I said that >:(
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Hi Lise, still cracking jokes ain't ya---youll always be my favorite PH girl, you always bring a smile to my face whenever I read your posts ;)
Shhhh...but don't tell my bridezilla I said that >:(
can't view the vid...
but thanks...i think. i mean, thank u 4 the kind words...what can i say...i luv 2 laugh n sometimes others like 2 laugh @ the same things...n i don't mind sharing a good joke--or punch line. O0 n as i've said b4...can't take things 2 seriously here on ph (well, most things) especially if it's from ppl we hardly even know n will most likely never c or meet. (it's the truth...so y let things get 2 u?)
bridezilla? ??? i thought u had already gotten married? oh wait...not til Oct, right? well, fav or not...let's hope she's not the jealous type or doesn't come on ph...better yet, i hope u married urself a funny 1. cause that would suck if she didn't get ur jokes nonetheless sense of humor . :( (not talking ill of her..but just saying...) anyway, i'm sure she's a doll. O0 congrats fh...she's a lucky 1.
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oh....nice song. very sweet. oddly, this is the first time hearing it.
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fg....koj thiab koj tub tad ua li cas nyob li cas lawm os? tsis hnod neb hmoo li es--neb kuj nyob zoo xwb puas yog. hope so. :)
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fh, it's been a while...I'm hoping things r going well for u 2.
ph hasn't been the same....i miss r funny conversations. just saying. 8)
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This was a fun read. I think I might want to be a copycat and make my own shout out to my future spouse too. Hmm.