You scared shitless to buy a single stock. You've never experienced anything outside of an automated index. You don't even understand price action, momentum, volume, doji, indicators, etc... You literally know NOTHING about trading. Why should I take your advice?
I would argue you know very little about investing too. You are just another talking head from what your local chapter of whatever retirement rep you buy from. Yeah, kinda cheeky for me to say this, but I'm pretty sure I got you sized up correctly.