so buddy call me, his pipe burst and water is leaking everywhere
call one of the plumbers company but they not picking up
so he decided to call me for advice
we hang out in his basement drinking beer and watching football
so i already seen his main valve shut off many times
i told him where to go and what to do

MY GOODNESS this is just like basic every guy should know kinda of stuff
these young joe just don’t know these kinda of basic stuff no more