Advertisement

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - hmgROCK

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 112
1
What the hell, mang, with these BS
At this price, you better off just buying the fish at the stores

 ;D ;D ;D

I’m just saying
You know

your boy ROCK might fish without a license
I rather take the risk and get hit with a fine

 ;D

2
General Discussion / JOE BIDEN fell down……. How embarrassing
« on: June 01, 2023, 10:29:44 PM »
Get this man to a hospice
Let him retired in peace
Go eat your 401k

Damn sheesh

These old ass meeka white dude

IS THERE NO ONE???

3
What about the dumb ass like me who never went to college
I don’t have student loan debt
But i have credit card debt

If you UNCLE JOE CAN FORGIVE MY CREDIT CARD DEBT TOO

 ;D ;D O0 O0

4
Had to turn on the AC on for the first time this year
I was sweating
My piss was all yellow


5
Dude use to talk and say nice stuff
Treat everyone equal
Ate all these tranny hate they been spewing in the media lately
Say some of the nasty stuff i have ever heard in my life

I don’t know what the hell is wrong with him honestly

anyway…

He was like “F Budlight, we drinking corona”
And bought out the corona beer

I was going tell him they are the same company
But decided not too



 ;D ;D ;D

6
they are going to the west...
....to retrieve a scripture scroll that will cleanse the heart of man



7
General Discussion / 53+ people got shot this weekend in Chicago
« on: May 30, 2023, 02:08:17 PM »
Crazy yall
There something wrong with this country

 :D


CHICAGO -- It's been a violent and deadly Memorial Day weekend in Chicago with at least 53 shot, 11 fatally, police said.

The shooting victims range in age from 2 to 77 years old, representing every part of the city

8
saw it over the weekend

yeah. we get she is black
if you like the cartoon one
you will like this one


solid 10/10

good music and live action

need to STOP HATING YO...
we could use less in this world

just good vibe here

9
General Discussion / Hair around the penis….. best shaver
« on: May 26, 2023, 12:43:04 PM »
I got this electric shaver that you can use to cut the hair
Its waterrpoof and you can use it in the shower

If you keep your bush trim
It leaves no mess

Everything flush down the drain

BEST $20 I EVER SPENT

 ;D ;D O0 O0

10
the homies and his buddy already claim and called dibs on the bike
you going have to find a different bike
you can see in the video that he and his buddy already claim the bike
they already sitting on it
don't squeeze in, swipe your card and claim receipt..

 ;D ;D ;D

better ask GOFUNDME for a refund.. you been dupe

i circle it so you can see it clear as day


11
They want to introduce jesus to everyone
Kinda of funny

Cuz Christian been excluded them gays and lesbians for decades

 ;D ;D ;D

What a waste of money


12
this AI stuff just started hitting the scene maybe less than 6 months and is getting scary, man
i ask google bard to tell me a story
about a guy eating carp, driving a hyundai, and getting into a car crash.

he tell me a story about john ...

i than ask him to change to john to KING cuz there a certain middleclass person in here who love eating dead ass carp

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


https://bard.google.com/

ME:  write me a story about a guy eating carp and driving a hyundai, getting into a road crash

BARD: Here is a story about a guy eating carp and driving a Hyundai, getting into a road crash:

It was a dark and stormy night. The rain was coming down in sheets, and the wind was howling. A man named John was driving his Hyundai Sonata home from work. He was tired and hungry, and he couldn't wait to get home and eat his dinner.

John had been craving carp all day, so he had stopped at a fish market on his way home and bought a whole carp. He was now driving with one hand on the wheel and the other hand holding the carp. He was trying to eat the carp without making a mess, but it was difficult. The carp was slippery and greasy, and the juice was dripping down his hand and onto the steering wheel.

John was so focused on eating his carp that he didn't notice the car in front of him had stopped. He slammed on the brakes, but it was too late. He rear-ended the car in front of him, and his Hyundai Sonata spun out of control.

The Hyundai Sonata hit a tree and flipped over. John was thrown from the car and landed on the ground. He was dazed and confused, but he was not seriously injured. He got up and walked over to the other car. The driver of the other car was also not seriously injured.

The two men exchanged insurance information, and then they went their separate ways. John got back in his Hyundai Sonata and drove home. He was still hungry, but he didn't feel like eating carp anymore.

John went inside his house and took a shower. He then went to bed and fell asleep. He dreamed of carp.

The next morning, John woke up and felt fine. He went to the kitchen and made himself a breakfast of eggs and bacon. He then went to work.

John thought about the car crash all day. He was lucky that he was not seriously injured. He also realized that he should not have been eating carp while driving. He vowed to never do it again.

John went home from work that night and had a good dinner. He did not eat carp. He ate a steak.

John went to bed that night and had a good night's sleep. He did not dream of carp.


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ME: change john to king

BARD: Sure, here is the story with "John" changed to "King":

It was a dark and stormy night. The rain was coming down in sheets, and the wind was howling. A man named King was driving his Hyundai Sonata home from work. He was tired and hungry, and he couldn't wait to get home and eat his dinner.

King had been craving carp all day, so he had stopped at a fish market on his way home and bought a whole carp. He was now driving with one hand on the wheel and the other hand holding the carp. He was trying to eat the carp without making a mess, but it was difficult. The carp was slippery and greasy, and the juice was dripping down his hand and onto the steering wheel.

King was so focused on eating his carp that he didn't notice the car in front of him had stopped. He slammed on the brakes, but it was too late. He rear-ended the car in front of him, and his Hyundai Sonata spun out of control.

The Hyundai Sonata hit a tree and flipped over. King was thrown from the car and landed on the ground. He was dazed and confused, but he was not seriously injured. He got up and walked over to the other car. The driver of the other car was also not seriously injured.

The two men exchanged insurance information, and then they went their separate ways. King got back in his Hyundai Sonata and drove home. He was still hungry, but he didn't feel like eating carp anymore.

King went inside his house and took a shower. He then went to bed and fell asleep. He dreamed of carp.

The next morning, King woke up and felt fine. He went to the kitchen and made himself a breakfast of eggs and bacon. He then went to work.

King thought about the car crash all day. He was lucky that he was not seriously injured. He also realized that he should not have been eating carp while driving. He vowed to never do it again.

King went home from work that night and had a good dinner. He did not eat carp. He ate a steak.

King went to bed that night and had a good night's sleep. He did not dream of carp.

13
TRUE STORY, i kid you not

He has a full mustache in like 4th grade
I don’t know if its just genetic


I hit puberty in 6th grade
Hair started growing around my penis
Armpit start to smell and grow hair
Voice changing

SEX EDUCATION IS GOOD MAN

14
always wanted to check out these BASS BRO SHOP they have in the south

haven't meet a single hmong person here
starting to feel like there might not be any in this area
than all of sudden
i heard loud hmong language being spoken
yep it was a hmong family in the middle of no where

i smile
hmong people be everywhere these days


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:


typewriter P=pebhmong so you know IM SUPER LEGIT





stuff are hella expensive


got a nice fish tank with stripper


15
don't know what happen to him
use to be a nice caring person
talk nice and say nice stuff to other people

but these past weekend at the family gathering

he was talking about all these nonsense
how this meeka george soros guy is controlling all the hmong liberal
and making them do stuff
and that we need to stop drinking tranny budlight and stuff

just  a lot of crazy mental talk  :o :o :o

<<<< this is my face reaction

i told him "this george guy is not controlling me, i'm just trying to be a nice person to everyone"


anyways

folk point to P=pebhmong so you know im legit
eating laab and drinking not budlight


Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 112
Advertisements