Hahahahaha...
Lus pajhuam koj txawj kawg kiag,
Koj tseem qhia txog neb lub maib,
Tias neb haib li cas hauv txaj,
Tias txawj ntsaj mos mos li cas,
Kuv xav mas neb tsim nyog kawg,
Txivneej yawg mas yog koj kiag,
Txawj tiag tiag, thiaj tsis chim li,
Tos luag ntxhi txhua hnub txhua hmo,
Ntuj yeej tso koj muaj hmoo tshaj,
Pw hauv txaj txhob mus qhov twg,
Hais nkwg nkwg all the time xwb nawb. 
LOL this is so funny
! ok, here is another one for you.
cas kuv sau ua lug moob ntsuab,
kuv yuav tshuab cov lug rua koj,
koj has zoj tsi ua kuv chim,
twb yog vim txuj kev phoojywg,
nyob qhov twg los yeej lomzem,
has tau lem los tsi ua caag,
thaum sau taag maam luag uake,
tug haib ntshe yeej yuav yog koj,
vim koj coj tau thaj xev-xim,
nraug kaus-lim txhas yuav hlauv nplaig,
le lub ncaig koj kub kub heev (ver hot
),
lub cev seev ntshe yuav zoo saib,
koj yawg aib yog tug muaj moo,
tau qhov zoo lawm ces luag ntxhi,
lub nub ci los yuav tsi sawv,
yuav puag tsawv sib nwj sib nas,
qhov zoo cas rua ob leeg saaj,
txhob maaj maaj cuab thaj zoo zoo,
thaus tau xoom txhas le yuav nkaag
thaus ua taag mas txhas le tsimnyog ov......
laaj nyob es tso dlaag uasi xwb.
