LOL this is so funny 
! ok, here is another one for you.
cas kuv sau ua lug moob ntsuab,
kuv yuav tshuab cov lug rua koj,
koj has zoj tsi ua kuv chim,
twb yog vim txuj kev phoojywg,
nyob qhov twg los yeej lomzem,
has tau lem los tsi ua caag,
thaum sau taag maam luag uake,
tug haib ntshe yeej yuav yog koj,
vim koj coj tau thaj xev-xim,
nraug kaus-lim txhas yuav hlauv nplaig,
le lub ncaig koj kub kub heev (ver hot 
),
lub cev seev ntshe yuav zoo saib,
koj yawg aib yog tug muaj moo,
tau qhov zoo lawm ces luag ntxhi,
lub nub ci los yuav tsi sawv,
yuav puag tsawv sib nwj sib nas,
qhov zoo cas rua ob leeg saaj,
txhob maaj maaj cuab thaj zoo zoo,
thaus tau xoom txhas le yuav nkaag
thaus ua taag mas txhas le tsimnyog ov......
laaj nyob es tso dlaag uasi xwb. 
OMG!
Lem tag tag os, nplaj teb aw...
Kuv yuav hais cov lus zoo xwb,
Cia kuv swb rau koj zaum no,
Thov wb ho tig hais lwm thaj,
Tsis txhob maj hais lus vawb vawb,
Cuag dev dawb sib daig tom kev,
Es yuav xev hais aub hais npua,
Cia wb ua twb zoo los xav,
Kuv mam lav wb kev phoojywg,
Puag xwb pwg hais raws lus ncaj,
Koj mas hot kawg kiag li thiab,
Koj lub siab los zoo ib yam,
Nraug kheev tham kheev hais lus zoo,
Tsawg lub xyoo los koj xev xim,
Nraug kaus lim txawm yog koj ntag,
Hais tsis dag, koj zoo nraug tiag,
Cev los yiag phim nkaus lub plhu,
Koj quaspuj mas muaj hmoo tshaj,
Yam lub paj uas tshiab khwb khiv,
Yuav txi txiv tsis paub tu noob,
Me Nraug Hmoob, kuv xaus li no,
Thov neb nco ntsoov sib sib hlub,
Kom muaj tub muaj ntxhais puv tsev,
Txhob hais lus dev lus npua lawm nawb... lolz...
