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Jokes & Riddles / How to pick up an IT girl...
« on: April 22, 2016, 10:20:37 PM »
I knew I love you when you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive...
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Debate Central / If there is an "Asian Privilege", I sure didn't benefit from it.
« on: April 21, 2016, 07:19:53 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-peter-liang-asian-american-privilege-20160421-snap-story.html
This idiot Korean think we Asian have "Asian privilege"... First it was "White Privilege" - a whole conference and college degree dedicated to it. And now we have "Asian privilege". What's next... Indian (not native) Privilege, Latino Privilege?
You can't keep telling people that they're successful because they have privileges.
If I had Asian Privilege, I didn't get any benefits from it. I had racism thrown at me by blacks, whites, latinos, etc. I didn't get my college degree because of my privileges, I didn't get my job because of my privileges.
Does any of you PHers got your Asian Privilege benefits?
This idiot Korean think we Asian have "Asian privilege"... First it was "White Privilege" - a whole conference and college degree dedicated to it. And now we have "Asian privilege". What's next... Indian (not native) Privilege, Latino Privilege?
You can't keep telling people that they're successful because they have privileges.
If I had Asian Privilege, I didn't get any benefits from it. I had racism thrown at me by blacks, whites, latinos, etc. I didn't get my college degree because of my privileges, I didn't get my job because of my privileges.
Does any of you PHers got your Asian Privilege benefits?
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The Single & Dating Scenes / Cousin sent me a pic of a Hmong girl with...
« on: April 17, 2016, 09:40:48 PM »
Nice booty... He says she's got the nicest firm booty on a Hmong girl. He had never seen one before.
The one that's seen from the side, not the back...
The one that's seen from the side, not the back...
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Debate Central / Is the educational system really rigged against blacks and latinos?
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:51:36 PM »
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-04-12/poll-many-black-parents-think-schools-dont-try-to-teach-their-kids
How about taking the responsibiliti es for your kids' education by being an active participants in their school, education, life, etc.
The school is not rigged against blacks, latinos, asian, etc.
All my cousins and relatives went to these same school and yet they were able to go on to college. I grew up with Hmong people that went to majority blacks school and majority of these Hmong people are all college grads. The only ones that aren't are in gangs...
Actually, I think blacks, Latinos, Asian student have special treatment because they get to go to special classes that allows teachers more time to teach them.
How about taking the responsibiliti es for your kids' education by being an active participants in their school, education, life, etc.
The school is not rigged against blacks, latinos, asian, etc.
All my cousins and relatives went to these same school and yet they were able to go on to college. I grew up with Hmong people that went to majority blacks school and majority of these Hmong people are all college grads. The only ones that aren't are in gangs...
Actually, I think blacks, Latinos, Asian student have special treatment because they get to go to special classes that allows teachers more time to teach them.
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Travel & Vacation Forum / Going to Mexico this weekend...
« on: April 06, 2016, 10:24:21 PM »
Unfortunately. .. it's for businesses only.
I will probably never go out at night to any club.
I was told by my co-worker(he's been there before) that the people at the plant warn him about going out at night.
I will probably never go out at night to any club.
I was told by my co-worker(he's been there before) that the people at the plant warn him about going out at night.
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Jokes & Riddles / Foreign car...
« on: April 06, 2016, 08:34:13 PM »
A young divorce lady was grocery shopping at Supermarket where her crush, a bag boy was working.
As she was following the bag boy, she finally got the nerve to finally reveal her feelings to him.
She leans over to him and whispered, "I've got an itchy pu$$y."
The boy turns to her and reply, "Mam, all them Japanese car look the same. You'll have to show it to me."
As she was following the bag boy, she finally got the nerve to finally reveal her feelings to him.
She leans over to him and whispered, "I've got an itchy pu$$y."
The boy turns to her and reply, "Mam, all them Japanese car look the same. You'll have to show it to me."
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Trivia Questions / Post your riddle here...
« on: April 01, 2016, 08:47:41 PM »
Noj ntawm ncauj tawm ntawm taav... what is it?
What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
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Shout Outs & Dedications / To that special person...
« on: March 26, 2016, 02:23:07 AM »
Friendship is contagious,
I've caught it a time or two.
I caught it no long ago, when
I became friends with you.
You came into my life,
though it was brief.
You took my words, my songs
and left like a thief.
My day is very special
whenever you get in touch.
And I would like for you to know
I appreciate it very much.
We have so much in common,
many things we can compare.
To find a friend as nice as you,
is something very rare.
I try to reach out to you,
But my words are blocked.
It falls silent, rejected,
I knocked but your door is locked.
I choose these words carefully
with love I want to send.
This special poem is just for you,
my very special friend.
My song to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNL3hBBaSA&list=RDuTHbyD6xzFk&index=5
I've caught it a time or two.
I caught it no long ago, when
I became friends with you.
You came into my life,
though it was brief.
You took my words, my songs
and left like a thief.
My day is very special
whenever you get in touch.
And I would like for you to know
I appreciate it very much.
We have so much in common,
many things we can compare.
To find a friend as nice as you,
is something very rare.
I try to reach out to you,
But my words are blocked.
It falls silent, rejected,
I knocked but your door is locked.
I choose these words carefully
with love I want to send.
This special poem is just for you,
my very special friend.
My song to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNL3hBBaSA&list=RDuTHbyD6xzFk&index=5
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Jokes & Riddles / Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it...
« on: March 21, 2016, 08:17:17 PM »
A man was walking down by the beach and saw cave on the side of the hill.
He walked into the cave and saw something shiny. He picked it up and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and grant him 3 wishes...
His first wish, to have a beautiful and sexy girl... poof there she was, a perfect 10.
His next wish, to be handsome and a body chiseled like a model... poof, he was handsome with a body like a body builder.
His final wish... to have a pen1s that can touch the ground... poof, both his legs are gone.
He walked into the cave and saw something shiny. He picked it up and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and grant him 3 wishes...
His first wish, to have a beautiful and sexy girl... poof there she was, a perfect 10.
His next wish, to be handsome and a body chiseled like a model... poof, he was handsome with a body like a body builder.
His final wish... to have a pen1s that can touch the ground... poof, both his legs are gone.
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Jokes & Riddles / What do you call it when...
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:15:58 PM »
What do you call it when you make a Lasagne pizza.
You call it a Pizz-on-ya
You call it a Pizz-on-ya
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Jokes & Riddles / Three Wishes...
« on: March 09, 2016, 08:21:13 PM »
A man finds a genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars. The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses. The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."
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Television / The Great Human Race... NatGeo.
« on: February 08, 2016, 11:26:37 PM »
Anyone watch this reality show yet?
I find it interesting... .
I find it interesting... .
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Jokes & Riddles / Two OGs went to McD...
« on: January 22, 2016, 09:37:52 PM »
This old Hmong couple decided to walk to McD and get some hamburger.
Old man walks to the counter and says... "Bi Mak, flies"
the cashier ask, " You want apple pie too?"
Old man stepped back a little and turns to old woman(his wife).
He says, "Koj niam... Txhaj los pem nov, nwg yuav muab koj paum phais os."
Old man walks to the counter and says... "Bi Mak, flies"
the cashier ask, " You want apple pie too?"
Old man stepped back a little and turns to old woman(his wife).
He says, "Koj niam... Txhaj los pem nov, nwg yuav muab koj paum phais os."
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Jokes & Riddles / random funniest jokes...
« on: January 17, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »
1) Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
Tough guy: As if!
Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
Other Guy: You will in about 9 months
2) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
3) Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom: ...
4) A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
5) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
Tough guy: As if!
Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
Other Guy: You will in about 9 months
2) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
3) Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole.
Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom: ...
4) A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
5) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.