dude CALI-GUY. if i cook you a freshly poor man's mentally chicken... your mouth

[hmgROCK]

cook you a freshly killed chicken off the farm
just water and some lemon grass

your mouth is going get watery
you will eat my chicken to the bone
even suck on the bone juice


people ask me why some of my chicken taste soo good
becuz i get them fresh  off the farm
no costco.. straight from the farm into the pot of bowl

p=pebhmong

[hmgROCK]

back in the old hmong days...
when you cook a whole chicken for your visiting guest to take home
you usually leave the head and feet on

but i chop it off

because some people don't like eating it
 

[Cali Guy]

Fresh is when a chicken was alive an hour ago. Fresh isn’t a freezer full of dead chickens and defrost. Here’s a kicker, not all chickens taste the same. The best ones are right in your back yard and you knew exactly what you fed it. You’re just buying some hormonal chickens from some farmers somewhere and now it’s your secret why your chickens taste so good? Not too bright man!

[theking]

How are you so proud to have done this just once, bro? I see this picture before.

Therefore:

yeah i just make that stuff up

Just lied, dude

[hmgROCK]

Fresh is when a chicken was alive an hour ago. Fresh isn’t a freezer full of dead chickens and defrost. Here’s a kicker, not all chickens taste the same. The best ones are right in your back yard and you knew exactly what you fed it. You’re just buying some hormonal chickens from some farmers somewhere and now it’s your secret why your chickens taste so good? Not too bright man!

Fresh is the best
Straight from the farm
I boil them whole
And just rip the legs and tear the breast
Good eating

 

None of these COSTCO meeka roast chicken