FUNNY STORY: crazy Christian stop hmong folk and start preaching

[hmgROCK]

I went to the hmong store to get some groceries
There was this crazy meeka Christian lady
She stop a hmong couple and ask if they were Christian
start talking about being saved and etc…

I went into the stores for like 10 minutes and got my stuff
I came back outside
She was still preaching to the hmong couple

She saw me and try to stop me
“Excuse Hello sir, are you a Christian”-meeka
“Yes i am, jesus blessed you”- i lied

Make my way to my car with no problem

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LIED
I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THESE NONSENSE

 

<<<<<street smart

[Visualmon]

hamungROCK was not aware he lied that he's a Christian. Since hamungROCK knows about the bible, but does he read carefully due to his lack of reading incomprehensio n. 

Deuteronomy 5:20
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Matthew 15:19
For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders.

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord,
But those who deal faithfully are His delight.

[Hung_Low]

hamungROCK was not aware he lied that he's a Christian. Since hamungROCK knows about the bible, but does he read carefully due to his lack of reading incomprehensio n. 

Deuteronomy 5:20
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Matthew 15:19
For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders.

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord,
But those who deal faithfully are His delight.

It's ok... his religion is atheism.

That lady is probably a Jehovah Witness... they go around knocking on people's door too.

[hmgROCK]

hamungROCK was not aware he lied that he's a Christian. Since hamungROCK knows about the bible, but does he read carefully due to his lack of reading incomprehensio n. 

Deuteronomy 5:20
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Matthew 15:19
For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders.

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord,
But those who deal faithfully are His delight.

I don’t believe in that stuff

 

I will be like those supreme court judge and lie under oath to get that $500k job

 

[hmgROCK]

It's ok... his religion is atheism.

That lady is probably a Jehovah Witness... they go around knocking on people's door too.

Atheism is not a religion
We don’t gather weekly to worship

 

Sunday is NFL FOOTBALL DAY and drinking budlight