The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good
for you. Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the
pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just
pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces,
like a grass path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't
hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience
would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. After a few moments a man, name unknown,
at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering: Would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?"