Don't know about you guys but if I'm that extreme, I'm picking a different body

[theking]

..part to cut off..

What an EPIC FAIL  :

Tennessee death row prisoner cuts off own penis after denied food package
A death row inmate in Tennessee has cut off his own penis with broken glass after prison guards denied him a food package. WARNING: Graphic content

A sex-crazed Tennessee death row inmate has cut off his own penis with broken glass after prison guards denied him a food package.

Henry Eugene Hodges, was refused to have a special meal at Riverbend Maximum Security Institution in Nashville because he was one month shy of a required six months of clear conduct, the Daily Star reported.

Upset by the move, the 56-year-old reportedly smeared his own faeces on the walls of his cell.

To stop the dirty protest, a guard decided to stop feeding him, further upsetting him and causing Hodges to slit his wrists.

After he was taken to the prison infirmary, the convicted felon severed his manhood during a two hour self-harm session using broken window shards and razor blades he’d kept hidden.