HMONG VAMPIRE AT THE FUNERAL…… kekeke

[YAX]

Well those Hmong vampires must’ve all died from the poison that were injected into the corpses to preserve them so they don’t stink up the funeral home. 

[hmgROCK]

Well those Hmong vampires must’ve all died from the poison that were injected into the corpses to preserve them so they don’t stink up the funeral home. 

Lol

Yax
You know me, man
I’m just there to eat laab and drink budlight
And stay the night with yall so yall don’t get scared

 

Incase that dead started reaching for chicken over his head

[Visualmon]

Back than
We were guarding the coffin 24/7
Not like today where it close for the night

Budlight and cardplaying carry us through the night
 

The elderly were scared of hmong vampire

What a load of crap. 

[Reporter]

Well those Hmong vampires must’ve all died from the poison that were injected into the corpses to preserve them so they don’t stink up the funeral home. 

Not very bright, huh?

I think I like those movie vampires more: they get to bite the living hotties.

[Reporter]

Reports just came in that a full bat skeleton or two  have just
been found in Wyoming.

Scientists guess that--even as far back as 52 million years ago--bats
ate fruits, lived on trees, could fly, and could sense their bugs from the
sounds bugs make.

Nothing is said that bats actually transform into human form.

Some bat tooth fossil found in China (and some other part bone supposedly
found in Portugal) just are 3 million years older than this one.

Those, too, aren't known to transform into humans.



https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/52-million-year-old-bat-skeletons-are-the-oldest-ever-and-tell-a-really-weird-tale/ar-AA19Mzz5?ocid=wn_startbrowsing&cvid=055da0ba44c54507bfd9d8426bcb10ed&ei=30

[hmgROCK]

Reports just came in that a full bat skeleton or two  have just
been found in Wyoming.

Scientists guess that--even as far back as 52 million years ago--bats
ate fruits, lived on trees, could fly, and could sense their bugs from the
sounds bugs make.

Nothing is said that bats actually transform into human form.

Some bat tooth fossil found in China (and some other part bone supposedly
found in Portugal) just are 3 million years older than this one.

Those, too, aren't known to transform into humans.

those are meeka version of vampire
you gotta look at them asian vampire
in chinese culture they are known as stiff corpse

these asian vampire goes around jumping and sucking blood

 

[Reporter]

Those are only in movies. They aren't even real.