Mike Johnson: Okay my overlord and Dictator boss Trump, looks like we have a deal with the Dems to extend funding to March of next year. We are in great shape now.
Trump: no! No deal unless they remove the debt limit. I want to spend as much as possible when I’m president. How else am I supposed to fund my golfing trips and pay my rich friends for getting me elected!
Mike J: yes boss [works out a new plan to remove debt ceiling]. Boss, Dems don’t want to do that. If we don’t negotiate, govt will be shut down! Now what?
Trump: that’s Biden’s problem to solve. I only create problems, I don’t solve them.
This about sums it up. The end.