I can see PH's hermit doing this when his mommy's walks in on him in her basemen

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Student in China almost burns down dorm after setting fire to sex doll

Student in China almost burns down dorm trying to destroy sex doll
In a desperate bid to hide a secret, a university student in China almost burned down his dormitory after setting fire to a sex doll in an attempt to destroy it.

According to The Paper, the bizarre incident occurred on 10 Feb at Hefei University of Technology in Anhui, China.

Student tries to burn sex doll before roommate’s return
The student had just purchased the inflatable doll but panicked when he learned that his roommate was returning earlier than expected.

Fearing potential embarrassment and ridicule, he decided that the best course of action was to burn the silicone doll—only for the flames to quickly spiral out of control.

Instead of discreetly disposing of the evidence, he ended up triggering a fire emergency.

Images and videos shared on social media showed thick smoke filling the hallways as students evacuated the dormitory