...ruam ruam...

[Pandora`]

just got back from oak city grill.  burger was goooood!

just need to survive the next three hours. 

[Pandora`]

okay...so i'm totally okay w/ being pregnant.  but whoever decided that it was okay to throw in all the other symptoms along w/ it is one messed up ducker.  just let me go a day w/out puking my lunch.  why can't i just enjoy being pregnant?

wanna know what's going to happen next?  once the queasiness starts to fade, i'm going to get food aversion.  won't want to eat anything.  everything will be bland.  no favor.  then the husband will diagnosis me as emotionally depress again...and i have will have to convince him that i'm not. 

boy, i tell ya, if my kids don't love me in the future.  i'm gonna have to take them out....somehow . 

[Pandora`]

URGH!!!!!

WHAT A MUSHROOM!!!

 

[Pandora`]

from last night...

had a dream that i was a male.  the dream was another epic dream.

started from when i was a young child, probably 8-9 years old.  anyway, i was somehow...sent home from school for misbehaving.  on my way home, the road turned into something out of an asian movie.  the small path lead uphill and was surround by tall, tall bamboos.  on one side there was a deep ravine and as i continued on the path, i walk passed some rustling in the ravine.  i pushed the bamboo leaves aside and peeked to see what was going on.  i saw the principal standing over a student.  he was yelling at someone; telling the student to hurry up.  i looked over to the right of th principal and saw a female student around 12-14 years old, holding onto her shirt.  her underwear was around her knees and her skirt hiked up to her waist.  she was dirty and crying.  the principal was yelling at her to hurry up and put her bra on.  he looked up at me and saw me looking down at the both of them.  i slowly got up and continued walking.  trying to pretend that that didn't happened.  i even whistled and skipped...

anyway, as the dream continued, i turned out to be a murderer.  i killed people that i thought was bad/evil.  my first victim was the principal.  i was convinced that the principal had raped the female student that i saw him with.  was convinced that there was more rape victims.  he had a reputation...o ne that you didn't want to get on his bad side...especia lly if you were a female student.  if you got sent to his office, you'd made sure you never end up back there again.

another one of my victim as a little girl.  she was mean and manipulative.  kind of like the bad seed.  just an evil, evil child. 

my final victim was a grown son who was taking advantage of his immobile mother.  she was stuck in bed all day and while he was suppose to be taking care of her, he was using her money for his pleasure.  left her in her bed for days and days.  i killed him and then i visit her in her room.  she asked me to kill her because she had no one else.  i told her i couldn't do that.  wasn't w/in my powers to take her.  then i just got up and left her in her dark room...

woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep for quite a bit...

[Pandora`]

my little girl sure is growing up fast.  usually in the morning, i wake her up and we get ready together.  we go to the bathroom (to get ready) at the same time, she takes a shower w/ me, and then i dress myself, then her.  (if anyone is reading this...she's 14 months.  that's why i let her take a shower w/ me.  the reason why i allow this is because she got too big for the walker.  one time she climbed out of the walker and played w/ the toilet water as i was taking a shower.  before that, i would leave her sleeping in bed but i've had to rush out of the shower a couple times because she fell out of the bed.  if she was in the crib, she'd tried to climb out.  basically, i ran out of options.)

anyway, in the last three mornings, i've been getting ready by myself.  well, the first two mornings she was still sleeping and then this morning, i held out my hands to pick her up and she shook her head no.  i told her i was going to the bathroom and would be back.  gave her a book and turned on the music. (she likes listening to music.)  after my shower, i came back to the bedroom and there she was...just flipping through the pages of her book.  again, i reached my hand out for her and she turned away.  and again, i told her that i was going to the bathroom and would be back. 

after getting her ready, i picked her up off the bed and she wanted me to put her down.  she started to head out the bedroom door and i told her to take her diapers cause she will need them at grandma's.  turned around and grabbed the diapers from me.  wrapped both her little arms around them and headed out to the living room. 

my gosh...the last 14 months flew by so quickly.  i can't believe how fast she has grown and how smart she is.  it seem like only last week that the husband and i were newlyweds...th en new parents...and now...our little girl's leading the way. 

[Pandora`]

big weekend ahead.

[Pandora`]

had a dream last night that the husband was an alien.

he wanted to impregnate me and take my alien baby back to his world.

i think i hurt his feelings when i only gave him a hand job and he came over my stomach.  seemed like he had fallen in love w/ me and was conflicted because he didn't want to have me die from cutting my baby out of my stomach. 

anyway, i pushed him off me and then it seemed like the light inside his head turned on because he took out a huge hammer and started to chase me w/ it.  breaking all sorts of things...makin g holes in the wall.  now that i knew/suspected who he was, i had to die.

somehow, when i woke up...i was really horny...damn.. .i needed it this morning.  what a weird dream.

must be the hormones.  chemical imbalance...ye p...6 more months to go. 

[Pandora`]

i'm feeling...noth ing...

just want to be in my bed and snuggle w/ my baby.  stare into the ceiling and not have to worry about anything.


the day will be long. 

[Pandora`]

everytime i see him eat his lunch, i always shake my head in shame.

i should be a better wife...

[Pandora`]

i can't believe they opened it!

what were they thinking?

you don't open other people's gifts!  it had our names on it!  what right do you think you have in opening our gifts! 

URGH!!!! 

[Pandora`]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

it's the last day of august!!!

only a few more days of summer then i will have to take out jackets/coats.   

 

[Pandora`]

would it be wrong if i said i think of you...

i don't love you anymore...

certainly don't miss you...

but every now and then...i do think about you.

 

[Pandora`]

gayass!  said he was going to the library...

but just called him and he's home taking a nap! 

[Pandora`]

dear mil,

please know that i appreciate everything you've done for me and my family.  for giving birth to the greatest partner a woman can ask for.  for he is not only a compatible life partner but also a loving and wonderful father to our child(ren).  but mil, please know that as much as i appreciate your acceptance of my entering into your family...pleas e, please note the following...

1. no, i will not call a tree cutting company to cut the tree in my yard.  i like the tree and although one of the branch is dead, i do not plan to do anything to the tree.  please leave the tree alone.

2. no, i will not replace the garage door.  i do not have the money nor expertise to replace the garage door.  if fil wants to keep his car in our gargage...well ...he'll just have to manually open/close the door himself.  better yet, you can help him w/ that.

3. no, i will not go and pick my tomatoes from my garden just because you THINK they are riped.  i planted them, i watered them, i will pick them when i want to.  not when you think, from 10 miles away, that they are riped.

4. no, i refuse to NOT set the house alarm when i leave for work.  that is the whole purpose of getting an alarm system.  you set the alarm on when you leave the house...plain and simple.  either you learn how to work the alarm system or you don't go into my house when i'm not home...yes...M Y HOUSE! 

5. and finally...YES. ..my kitchen will remain as dirty as i want!  in case if you haven't been paying attention...it is my house...our house...if i don't feel like cleaning the kitchen...I AM NOT GOING TO CLEAN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!

again mil, i just want to thank you for everything that you've done for me.  i keep hearing stories from other women about their horrible, horrible mil, but you...you are simply the best.  you've been so patient w/ me.  and welcome me w/ open arms but please...give me a break sometimes!


always and for the rest of my life,
your (sometimes dutiful) nyab

 

[Pandora`]

wife asks husband to pick up some lemonade...

wife calls husband at work...

wife: honey...can you stop at cubs and pick up some lemonade?
husband: sure, i want to go back and get another watermelon anyway.
wife: thanks.
husband: anything else you want?
wife: no.  lemonade and watermeolon should be good.
husband: okay.  call me if you want anything else.
wife: will do.

3 hours later...

wife takes out bottle of lemonade and pours herself a glass...

wife: honey...what's this?
husband: lemonade.
wife: no, it's not.
husband: what do you mean it's not lemonade.
wife: honey...did you not take a look at the package?  didn't you read the label?
husband: i thought it was lemonade!
wife: well...it's not.
husband: what is it then?
wife: honey...this is limenade.
husband: what's the difference?
wife: honey...it doesn't taste the same.  it's not the same thing.  i wanted lemonade...not limenade.
husband: can you try to drink it?
wife: honey...i'm pregnant!  if i can smell a mint leave in another room...i can certainly smell the difference between a lemon and a lime!
husband: well...i'm not pregnant...and they taste the same to me.
wife: fine!  you can finish my glass.

husband takes glass of limenade from wife...

husband: you're right...it does taste different.
wife: no duh!
husband: want me to pick you up the right one tomorrow?
wife: no, i'll go get it myself!
husband: you sure?
wife: am sure!

the end!