A shout-out to my future spouse

[luvlylisa]

[email protected] scaring the poor kid...u too funny girl...

i'm not scaring him....just some things to consider.

again, just saying...

[fuglyhottie]

BLAH.

Dear MuffinTops---

I haven't paid much attention to you latetly and not written you. I don't know why. I am not in the mood these days. I hope you understand. It's a guy thing lol.

Instead of song, I'll put up a picture to make you smile instead. *cheese* 

[fuglyhottie]

Just kiddin...

really what I wanna do, where I wanna be with you someday

[luvlylisa]

niag npwb aws!!!    u really are fugly!   

[fuglyhottie]

November 16, Ob Phav Kaum

Dearest MuffinTop---

How are you doing in the future? I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving because I'm going to gorge myself silly. You know I've been having premonitions.. .I had a premonition that you ate a lot of muffins that you've been baking and you blew up. But it's okay....even if you should ever weigh more than me, I'll still wuv you   I'm not shallow.....I only care about your innards and not your outer appearance. Hey, got a question---are you an innie or an outtie? My belly button sticks out, will that be a turn off? If that part bothers you...I got a happy trail   You will like that part about me.

I'm kinda getting tired of finding sappy love songs for you....so I'll attach pictures for now...



I can't wait till that day you smear chocolate syrup all over my chest!    

Sincerely Your Hubby,

Npis  

[fuglyhottie]

gawddamm that picture is HUGE!   

[fuglyhottie]

That ruined my eyes!

Wow after 8 pages, look who finally pops in. I bet you're thinking I'm dedicating this to you too haha     

[luvlylisa]

fugly aws... u silly goose!

but hey...someone has been lying here! tsk tsk tsk

[fuglyhottie]

fugly aws... u silly goose!

but hey...someone has been lying here! tsk tsk tsk

awe ur still my favorite girl Lise 

[luvlylisa]

awe ur still my favorite girl Lise 

ahem....honestly, i don't look or "strive" to be fugly's favorite....i wasn't talking bout that...however ...i'd want to get with hunnay too...girl, ur hawt! but ur a sista...so better luck n the next life.

i was implying ur picture...so is this pict from the future too...otherwis e u've been posting someone elses' abs on here before.


just saying...

[fuglyhottie]

Fine then Lisa!...edited it for you....if you were ever my girl---I'd let you pop my chest zits for me.

[luvlylisa]

Fine then Lisa!...edited it for you....if you were ever my girl---I'd let you pop my chest zits for me.

Oh....how tempting fugly.  I'll go to bed dreaming of that hot bod....

















....and the zits on that chest of yours! 

[fuglyhottie]

Yep, you see that one zit on my left mooby...I popped it myself and it bled. 

[luvlylisa]

Yep, you see that one zit on my left mooby...I popped it myself and it bled.  

just remind me to get my gloves.  Yes, sanitary at all times please.  it's a dirrty job, but someone's gotta do it.  

I'll do ur chest....if u can get my back.  

oh wait...did I just say that?   

[fuglyhottie]

Lise!----you naughty and kinky woman you.    "My neck, my back, my pooney and my crack" ahaaha