I know you had s3x…I had returned home after being out with some friends. While I was taking my shoes off, my son had ran down the stairs and had his hands poised at his waist. He goes…
Aha! I know what you did mom!
What did I do?
I know you had s3x! I just know you did!
Now what the heck are you talking about? Why are you saying that word?!
Oh this time I know you sure did have s3x…it’s in your hair! I can’t see it but I just know it.
Now you need to stop it! Stop saying that!
As I hugged him, I asked him what he meant by that. And who told him to say it.
I know how to read Mom. I’m not stupid. I was washing my hands in your bathroom and saw the tall red can. It says: Big S3xy Hair! I’m just telling you that if you don’t want to people to know that you have s3x in your hair then you should put it in the closet after you are done so it will be a secret that only you know.
Oh my! The things that this little guy say sometimes
