if you truly are LEGIT HMONG TRAVELER…. you will know california beach water is

[hmgROCK]

MANY MOONS AGO…

i was sweating my ass off in the 110+ degree of the california valley
it was in the dead of summer heat
i can feel my body shutting down on me
my piss all yellow, my mouth shrink like a dry cucumber

we decided to drive to the beach to cool off
got to beach and ran straight into the water

OMFG. THESE WATER ARE FAWKING ICE COLD, bro

 

it like super cold
even for your boy ROCK who is use to cold weather
it is sooo cold. you couldn’t even swim long

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER

 

if you know, you know… im talking about

[hmgROCK]

those are some of the coldest water
in the middle of the summer too

 

just dip in
and dip out

[YAX]

When it's hot in the valley, it's cold at the coast.  Has something to do with the high pressure keeping the cold atmosphere at bay.  Have fun! Glad you got to see california for more than just the valley. 

[theking]

MANY MOONS AGO…

i was sweating my ass off in the 110+ degree of the california valley

Just another LIE bout he being in "the california valley"...

THEREFORE:

Just a LIE like his other LIES below...

yeah i just make that stuff up

Just lied, dude

Even his BFF called him out and laughed hard directly at his face for LYING:

I don't believe you

"SEEING IS TRULY BELIEVING YO"

 

[hmgROCK]

When it's hot in the valley, it's cold at the coast.  Has something to do with the high pressure keeping the cold atmosphere at bay.  Have fun! Glad you got to see california for more than just the valley.

interesting
i don’t even know that

 

the water was just too cold to swim in